God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

boom.

Li Eryi slapped the table, waking Du He up.

Du He got up, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said dissatisfiedly: "Damn, who is it, you are so surprised that you don't let people sleep."

As soon as he looked up, he saw Li Er's angry look, and quickly changed his smiling face: "Oh, isn't this Your Majesty? Why are you so serious? Did that blunt guy Wei Zheng hate you?"

Li Er: "...Du He, I asked you to copy the "Teacher's List" to reflect on yourself. You are fine, and you are sleeping here. Do you still have me in your eyes?"

Li Er was puzzled, no matter whether it was the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs or the family members of the palace, or even his own pair of children, it was a fear of him, and he was always nervous when meeting and talking, but this Du He was fine, not at all. Did not put him in the eyes of the emperor.

Who gave Duhe the courage to defy the emperor?

Chapter 36 Bargaining (plus more thanks)

Du He scratched his head and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, you have wronged me. You asked me to copy the book, and I copied it. Moreover, you asked me to copy it ten times, but I don't think it is a challenge. So, I I copied it twelve times, if you don’t believe me, read it!”

Du He hurriedly asked for the copied "List of Teachers" to bring over.

Li Er didn't trust Du He very much, so he hurriedly took it over and read it carefully.

A full twelve times without missing a single word.

And neatly.

For a long time, Li Er was too shocked to speak.

As we all know, writing with a brush, unless you write cursive, the speed will not increase at all.

But Du He's handwriting is neat and tidy, which can be called teeny lowercase.

Even the fastest-writing official in the province could probably only copy the teacher's list about five times in one afternoon. Du He was lucky, he had been sleeping, but he copied it twelve times.

Li Er stared at the slender handwriting, and asked curiously: "Du He, tell me honestly, how did you write these characters? It is impossible to write so thin with an ordinary brush."

Du He didn't intend to show off anymore, and pointed to the signature pen on the table: "A few days ago, I met an immortal in a dream. An old immortal saw that I was smart and smart, so he gave me some magic pens as a gift. It actually came in handy, Your Majesty, do you think this is God's will?"

Li Erna couldn't care less about this. When he saw the well-made signature pen, he couldn't wait to pick it up and tried writing.

Smooth, very smooth.

But when Du He came up, he slapped Li Er's arm.

"The posture of holding the pen is wrong, and the writing is too ugly..."

Li Er blushed, "Then how should I hold it?"

In line with the desire to popularize coin calligraphy, Du He personally went on stage to teach Li Er how to use a signature pen.

After some trials, Li Er was very satisfied.

"I like this one very much..."

Li Ergang finished speaking.

Seeing that Du He hastily put away the pen, it was obvious that he was afraid that Li Er would get it away.

Li Er looked a little unnatural.

You can't grab something from a junior, right?

"Cough cough..."

Li Er cleared his throat, and then reluctantly said: "Du He, do you still have this signature pen? Can you give me one?"

Du He rubbed his chin, thought deeply: "Let me think about it, ah, it's just that I'm locked up in this small dark room, and I'm not in a good mood! Your Majesty, we wise people don't speak dark words, I will give you two Pen, let me go home."

"Impossible!" Li Er flatly refused.

"Three!"

"no!"

"What about 5?"

Li Er still shook his head: "There is no room for negotiation on this matter. I said that as long as you reflect on yourself, you will be let go."

Du He shrugged: "That's fine, don't forget it, just close it."

Not to mention, the food in the palace is really good.

Li Er looked at the signature pen reluctantly, thought for a while, and said, "Actually, it's not that there is room for negotiation. You give me the pen, and I allow you to move freely in Tai Chi Palace and Dong Nei Yuan. The rest of the place , No entry or exit."

Du He hurriedly took out 3 signature pens, stuffed them into Li's second hand, and then turned around to go out.

Li Er was in a hurry: "Aren't there five?"

Du He laughed and said: "The condition for five sticks is that Your Majesty will let me go back to my residence... bargaining, who wouldn't!"

Li Er: "..."

In the blink of an eye, Du He had already slipped away.

"This little bastard is really hard to deal with..." Li Er sighed helplessly.

……

In the deep palace.

In the gazebo, there are two little girls sitting, they are Princess Runan Li Yuanshu and Princess Changle Li Lizhi.

Li Yuanshu looked calm.

Li Lizhi lowered her head, depressed, holding an unknown flower in her hand, and was tearing off the petals bit by bit.

Li Yuanshu comforted her and said: "Sister, I heard that the father has already imprisoned Du He and thought about it. With the father's temper, Du He will definitely be severely punished this time. You should be happy when you hear this news. Why are you unhappy?"

Li Lizhi raised her head and said pitifully: "Sister, she is your son-in-law, don't you worry about him? Du He, a big villain, dares to moleste me. I'm really mad. You will be his sooner or later." People, but I'm not... woo woo woo!"

Li Yuanshu said distressedly: "Why don't you marry him too?"

When Li Lizhi heard this, her eyes widened.

Li Yuanshu was also shocked by her bold words.

For an instant, the air was suddenly quiet.

Li Yuanshu looked at Li Lizhi!