God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

Royal study.

While reviewing the memorial, Li Er casually asked, "Zhao Yang, how many days before Du He will go to Hu County to take office?"

Zhao Yang replied: "Your Majesty, there are still three days left."

"That stinky boy must have complained a lot when he received the order?"

"……Yes!"

It's not just complaining, it's about to regret it.

Li Er snorted: "I knew that this kid has great talent, but unfortunately, he has a lazy personality. If he moves around a little bit, if he doesn't find something for him to do, he can stay in Banshan College for a few months without showing his face. , let him be depressed."

"Your Majesty Shengming!"

"By the way, what has he been doing these days?"

Hearing this, Zhao Yang suddenly looked like he had eaten shit: "I didn't know about it a few days ago, but today, the Duke of Huyi County...he...he is walking a pig!"

pat.

The writing brush in Li's second hand fell on the table. He raised his head and asked in surprise, "What? Walking a pig? What do you mean?"

"My servant heard that it was the county magistrate of Huyi who was wandering around Chang'an City with two pigs led by ropes! Half of the people in Chang'an City were dispatched."

Li Er: "..."

Walking pigs?

He heard it for the first time.

What a pain in the ass to be idle.

Li's second hand trembled slightly, "Could it be that, Zhen, being too harsh on him, made him mad?"

……

On People's Avenue.

Crowds of people.

"Wow, what a big pig!"

"This pig turns out to have white hair, is it dyed by the Duke of Huyi County?"

"It's the first time I've seen such a big pig in my life!"

"Oops, this shit stinks!"

People were talking and full of curiosity.

On a flat road.

Du He walked in front, dressed in brocade clothes, holding a folding fan, fanning as he walked.Behind him are two thick and thick guards, each holding a rope in their hands, and the other end of the rope is put on the big white pig. The two guards threw some food on the ground as they walked, and the big white pig groaned Humming and walking forward.

More and more people are watching.

Finally, someone asked: "Master Huyi, may I ask you why this pig is so fat?"

Du He is approachable, and introduced: "Because, my pig eats better than you. What I eat is high-quality wheat bran, cabbage, cooked food, and occasionally some ginseng!"

"what……"

Everyone was shocked.

What this pig eats is much more noble than what we ordinary people eat.

Then look at the baskets on the waists of the two guards, which turned out to be cooked pancakes.

Everyone couldn't help swallowing their saliva.

What kind of world is this, pigs eat better than humans.

Someone asked again: "Mr. Huyi County, your pig is so well fed. How dare you ask what kind of pig it is? Why is it white?"

Du He put away his fan at once, pointed at the big boar, and said solemnly: "My pig is a fairy pig, and it is from heaven and earth. This one was originally the canopy marshal under the seat of the Jade Emperor in the sky. Because he flirted with Chang'e and violated the rules of heaven, he was demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor and made a pig. I named him Zhu Bajie, and this one is Zhu Bajie's wife, Miss Gao..."

Everyone was confused.

Heaven?

Jade Emperor?

Everyone has no idea.

However, being awesome is over.

"it is good!"

"Good pig!"

"No wonder it looks full of fairy spirit!"

"Yes, everyone, look, this Zhu Bajie's hair is clean and white, even cleaner than Er Gouzi, he is indeed a fairy pig!"

Everyone praised.

At this time, an old man looked at the pig eagerly, smacked his lips, swallowed his saliva, and asked, "Mr. Huyi County, can this fairy pig be eaten?"

In some people's eyes, these are two fairy pigs.

In the eyes of some people, this is something in the sky, extremely noble!

But in the eyes of some people, these are two piles of fat.

In the eyes of many simple people who can't eat enough, meat can only be eaten or not!

……

Chapter 660 It's Crazy

"This old man courts death!"

"This is a fairy pig!"

"This is Marshal Tianpeng, how dare you think about eating it!"

"This old man is hopeless!"