God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

"Ah..." Du He didn't expect that the majestic emperor's thoughts were dirtier than his own, so he hurriedly said, "The emperor, I am not that kind of person, what I mean is, do you want to see what is on the moon?"

Li Yuan said angrily: "On the moon, there is naturally the Guanghan Palace, and the osmanthus tree, Chang'e..."

"Wrong, in fact, there is no Guanghan Palace or Chang'e on the moon!" Du He said firmly, he did not expect that Li Yuan turned out to be a superstitious old feudalist.

Li Yuan was anxious: "Why not? It's said in the history books..."

"History books are nothing, if I say no, there will be no!"

"You are a hairless boy, you know what a fart!"

"The Supreme Emperor, why not make a bet?" Du He said with a slight smile.

Li Yuan actually agreed very simply: "Okay, how do you bet?"

Du He pointed at the moon and said with a smile: "It's very simple. I bet that there is no Guanghan Palace or Chang'e on the full moon. If I lose, I will promise you one condition, the Supreme Emperor, even if you let me come back from Hu County to accompany you every day." It's not a problem if you play mahjong."

Li Yuan's eyes lit up.

As a person who likes to play mahjong, he actually likes to gamble in his bones.

"Okay, don't regret it! If the old man loses, I will promise you one condition."

Du He pouted.

His Majesty Li Er still owes me one condition.

It seems that this promise condition is inherited from your royal family.

"A word is settled!"

"a man of his words!"

The bet came into force.

However, Li Yuan said worriedly: "However, how can you prove that what you said is true? My statement is supported by historical records, and Li Chunfeng can also be invited to testify."

"Hearing is delusion, history books may not be true, the best way is to go and see for yourself!" Du He said lightly.

Li Yuan was taken aback.

"Are you kidding me, you want me to go to the moon?"

This idea is crazy.

Du He said: "No need, Your Majesty, the big treasure I mentioned just now is a telescope. As the name suggests, this thing can see very far, and can see every move on the moon. To put it bluntly, with this telescope , Your Majesty, you stand on the moon and take a piss, I can see clearly through the telescope here..."

Li Yuan blushed and pointed at Du He: "...unbelievably vulgar, really vulgar!"

However, although this statement was rude, it made Li Yuan understand the truth about the telescope at once.

He hastily grabbed Du He's sleeve: "There is such a miraculous thing in the world, bring it quickly, I want to see it!"

Du He explained: "This big baby is a bit big, and you may have to leave the palace with me, the Supreme Emperor, to see it!"

"Okay, leave the palace, let's go now."

Li Yuan couldn't wait, beckoned the black slave, and urged Du He to leave the palace.

After leaving the palace, they took Du He's carriage and arrived at Chang'an International Shopping Center in a short time.

Today's shopping mall has obtained Li Er's consent and is open all night.

Although there is a curfew system, ordinary people are not allowed to go out after dark, but the most important thing in Chang'an City is the powerful. These people can ignore the curfew, and many people will hang out in shopping malls at night.

Du He took Li Yuan straight to the top of the building.

"Where's the big baby?" Li Yuan couldn't wait any longer.

Du He pointed to a room on the top of the building and said, "The Supreme Emperor, please follow me!"

It was a small house with only walls around it, but no roof.

When I came to the house, I saw that the astronomical telescope that Du He won in the lottery was placed in the center. Take it away, unless the roof is removed.

Li Yuan looked disgusted: "Just this crap, can you see Chang'e on the moon?"

"No, my lord, there is no Chang'e on the moon!" Entering the room, Du He seemed to be a scientific researcher, speaking very rigorously.

I saw him stepping forward to adjust the astronomical telescope.

Then he said: "The Supreme Emperor, please!"

Curiously, Li Yuan followed Du He's instructions, stepped forward, bent down, put his eyes in front of the eyepiece, and closed the other eye.

Meanwhile, Du He started to adjust from the sidelines.

Li Yuan first saw a bright ball.

Immediately, the ball got closer and closer to him.

He knew that this was the moon.

Seeing the moon getting bigger and bigger, I was really taken aback.

Then, it grew bigger and clearer.

The moon, which was so bright and clean, turned gray.

Afterwards, Li Yuan saw that the moon was like a desert, full of sand and many ring-like mountains.

What about Guanghan Palace?

Where is Chang'e?

And laurel?

Nothing at all!

Li Yuan couldn't even believe his eyes.

He rubbed his eyes, looked at them, then switched to the other eye.

The legends are all false.

The history books are also nonsense.

On the moon, there is nothing at all.