Kowloon pull coffin

After reading it, something strange happened.

A gust of wind swept across the incense burner for no reason, and the fourth ghost incense was extinguished immediately.

There are two most taboo things about burning incense, one is that the length is uneven, and the other is that it goes out in the middle.

The former is a bad omen, while the latter represents dishonesty, and ghosts and gods will not accept it.

"Uncle Bai, what's going on?" I asked.

"It shouldn't be. It is said that Empress Huang He has looked at you before, so she should have no opinion. You must be dishonest. Light the incense and read the marriage certificate again."

Well, I read it again, but the ghost incense still went out.

Liu Hechou frowned and pondered for a while, then asked me if there was another woman in my heart, and if there was any love left.

Alas, there are some things that are usually buried in my heart, and I don't touch them easily.

When I was in college, I had a girlfriend. She was fair, beautiful and had an excellent temperament. She was also the flower of our department.I fell in love with her so much that I lost interest in life after we broke up, and that's why people in Guangzhou are not ghosts or ghosts.

But no matter how deep-rooted the feelings are, they can't withstand the erosion of time. After returning home this time, I have already planned to change my mind and start a new life, and I almost don't think of her anymore.

I can't give her the life she wants, just like what she said when we broke up, I'm very happy with me, but it's a bit heartbreaking to marry me.

Now Liu He worriedly asked me if I had any remaining feelings in my heart. After thinking about it, I tore off the pendant around my neck and threw it far away into the Yellow River.This pendant is a birthday present she gave me, and it's useless to keep it.

After throwing away the pendant, I read the marriage certificate again, and this time it went smoothly, and the ghost incense didn't go out until it burned out.

"Let's go." After the incense burnt, Liu Hechou beckoned me to go back.

"Uncle Bai, is this the end?"

"Well, Empress Huang He has accepted your marriage letter, and now it's time to prepare for your marriage."

Marrying the Empress of the Yellow River is also a marriage of yin and yang, but it is different from that of my relatives, because I am a living person and she is a ghost, and we are a yin and yang marriage.I don't need to find her bones, I just need to put up a memorial tablet for her.

It's just that I don't know her name until now, and I don't know what to write on the tablet.

Liu Hechou said that there is no need to worry about this, she will engrave the name on it herself when we hold the wedding.

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Chapter 6 Yama's Dianmao

It is better to hit the sun than to choose the day, Liu Hechou started to prepare for my wedding the next day.

Go to the paper-making shop in the town and buy red paper, bamboo slivers, cut red silk gauze, bright candles and firearms, all kinds of piles.

Free up that utility room and tidy up for me as a bridal chamber.

"Xie Lan, do you want to inform your parents about the important matter of marriage?" Liu Hechou asked me while cutting paper while wearing reading glasses.

"What do you say? Do you want me to tell my parents that I am going to marry Empress Huang He, and I may not be able to pass on the family line to them in this life?"

"It's up to you. Anyway, as long as you are willing to admit this marriage. But, uncle, I have agreed with you first. You marry the Yellow River Empress, but you will be regarded as a regular wife. No matter what you become in the future, you can only have her as a wife." .”

"From what you mean, do I still have a chance to take a concubine in the future?" I asked him.

"Hahaha, it's a good idea. If you grow up, you can give it a try."

Alas, people have joys and sorrows, and the moon waxes and wanes. This matter is difficult in ancient times.

I am a corpse hunter to make money and marry a wife. Fortunately, I am doomed to be alone for a lifetime before I get rich.

Liu Hechou used to say that marrying the Yellow River Empress would bring endless blessings, but that was purely for fun.

There is a difference between Yin and Yang, the Yellow River Empress is a ghost, and manifesting a Yin body for a long time will not do her or me any good.

Even if I am married, I live alone. At most, I come out to talk to me in the dead of night, or have a sexual dream, and there is no trace afterwards.

But that's all I can do to survive.

At dusk, when the demons meet, I knelt alone on the futon in the big house, quietly waiting for the arrival of the Empress of the Yellow River.

There are bright red candles on both sides of the altar, and in the middle is a gloomy wooden tablet one foot high and three inches wide.The tablet was covered with a red cloth, and there was no writing on it.

The moment at the junction of You and Xu is called the time of encountering magic, and it is also the dividing point between day and night.Legend has it that at this moment, demons and ghosts will come out to prosper and share the world with mortals.

Liu Hechou said that Empress Huang He would engrave letters on her tablet when she sealed the demon, and the wedding can only be held after the inscriptions are completed.

I waited calmly, and at first I still had a kind of absurd and unreal idea, but gradually this idea was discarded from my mind, and it became a kind of sacred solemnity.

I thought of the life of Empress Huang He, an unmarried girl with good looks and figure, who could sing ditties and was good at singing and dancing.Our side is not a land of beauties, such a girl is the dream object of countless men no matter which village or village they are placed in.

But because of a sacrifice, they were wrapped in silk cloth and brushed with tung oil and sank into the Yellow River.

Since then, he has been living in the dark bottom of the Yellow River for a hundred years.

In modern society, the King of the Yellow River and the sixty generals have been far away from people's sight. Only the Empress of the Yellow River is still living as a lonely ghost in the river because of her grievances, and she can only be relieved if the water of the Yellow River dries up.

Thinking of this, I felt some affection for Empress Huang He who was going to marry me.I made up my mind that if I really married her, I would treat her well and not let her be alone again.

With the arrival of a gust of wind, the red cloth on the tablet was lifted, revealing the beautiful handwriting on it.

The Lin family, I wish to be the wife of the Jun family...

The handwriting is very small, and the candle is flickering. I haven't fully deciphered it, but the handwriting suddenly disappears, and it is replaced by a large, scrawled character: Escape.

I didn't understand what was going on, but I heard a sudden wind and rain outside, making the doors and windows rattle.The next moment the red candle was extinguished, and the whole room became pitch black.

I wanted to go out and see what was going on, but I didn't have any strength in my body.

I was immersed in the darkness as if I was drowning, with all kinds of sounds in my ears, but I couldn't see anything in my eyes.

"Lan'er, it's time to go home for dinner."

"Xie Lan, you're asking for leave again, you don't want to work in the factory anymore, do you?"

"Xie Lan, I'm sorry, we are not from the same world."

……

In the dark, I heard many people calling my name, some familiar and some unfamiliar.

I wanted to respond to them, but couldn't utter a single word.

I don't know how long this drowsy state lasted, the door suddenly broke open from the outside, and then Liu Hechou stumbled in, covered in blood.

As soon as he entered the house, he immediately went to get the water monkey skin, wrapped one for himself, and wrapped another for me.