Yinhou of the Three Kingdoms

Hanzhong Bing laid out a straw mat casually, lay on the ground with his big belly stretched out, rubbing his stuffed stomach with his hands while looking at the bright starlight in the sky.

"If this day is like this every day, it will be a day like a fairy!"

"Hey! That's right! In the past, when we marched and fought, we only had a few liters of millet a day, and the sloppy rice porridge wasn't enough to fit between our teeth!"

"Hush~ This is the decree of the Heavenly Master, don't you think it's impossible to apostate!"

Hearing dissatisfaction from several people, the loyal believer next to him immediately criticized severely.

"Oh, Brother Zhou, from what you said, the Heavenly Master has the grace to save our lives. How could I betray the Heavenly Master? It's the Wu Zang Temple that he doesn't obey! Gulu..."

The man hurriedly explained that they were all members of the Five Dou Rice Sect, and they believed in the Celestial Master Zhang Lu the most.

However, after a long time, people's hearts have changed. Some people were just looking for a place to settle down, but some people believed in Zhang Lu deeply.

"Guru..."

Before he finished speaking, his stomach growled again.

"Oh, Brother Zhou, please take care of me. This Temple of the Five Viscera is about to rebel. Let me wait for you to find a place where the five grains reincarnate, and then come back to listen to your good words!"

As the Hanzhong soldier was talking, he felt his chrysanthemum tighten, as if something was about to come out, and hurried away with his legs between his legs.

"Pooh!"

Seeing his appearance, the man surnamed Zhou couldn't help curling his lips, and turned around to educate the others.

"Guru..."

However, before he could speak, the stomachs of those people also started growling.

"That... Brother Zhou, my stomach hurts, I'll go first..."

"that……"

The people behind wanted to say a few more words, but the thing that was about to move under the chrysanthemum made him rush away with a look of anxiety on his face.

……

"Huh? What's going on?" The man surnamed Zhou looked suspiciously at the figures running away and muttered.

Could it be that he doesn't want to listen to the golden and jade words of the celestial master?

Ah!

possible!

The instructions of the Celestial Master are the highest instructions, and the words of the Celestial Master are the imperial decree. Armed with our minds, he is bound to lead us to a prosperous, prosperous and beautiful life.

No!

These worms taught by the heavenly masters must be re-educated to cleanse their polluted hearts.

Thinking like this, he stood up abruptly, staring into the distance with a solemn and bright face, he was about to carry out a sacred and solemn mission.

but……

"Guru..."

Just then, his stomach growled.

Uh?

The man surnamed Zhou looked pale, and thought to himself, it can't be such a coincidence, can it?

"Gulu... Guru..." There was a rush of grunting, followed by his internal organs being turned upside down. He tried hard to control the valve, but found that his strength was too small. at an incredible angle,

Constantly attacking his ass.

"Bitter too!"

The man surnamed Zhou yelled with a distorted face, and finally gave up on spreading the good words of the heavenly master.

Tap ~ Tap ~

The footsteps ran towards the grass far away, but the man just walked out with a relaxed expression.

"Huh? Brother Zhou is also going to the place of reincarnation of the five grains?"

"Then you have to be careful, although the heavenly master taught us to be one family, those reincarnated things don't recognize people!"

The man called out gloatingly, and walked towards the barracks refreshed, only to find that many people were just like him, rushing towards the weeds with their legs intertwined.

Ok?

Frowning, he felt that this matter was weird, and his years of military service told him that this matter should not be such a coincidence.

"No! I have to report this to the general...Gulu..."

Before he finished speaking, his stomach started to growl again, and he quickly reached out to cover his stomach, he was hesitating, and felt that he felt something down there again, so he quickly turned around and ran back.

……

"General Zhang, the situation is not good..." Zhang Ren stood on the top of the pass, looking at the exhausted soldiers with a dignified expression.

"Have you eaten your stomach?"

Zhang Wei stared at the soldier with limp feet in puzzlement and asked.

"Back... back to the general, the small one is for eating with everyone..."

"Don't worry! Later, I will invite you to drink a few talisman paper water, which will ensure that you will be alive and well in no time!"

"Thank you, General!"

Zhang Wei comforted the soldiers guarding the pass, winked at Yang Ren, and the two hurried towards the pass.

"We have fallen into the enemy's tricks, and the food must have been drugged!"

Zhang Wei is not a fool, so he can naturally see the source of this weird situation.

"That's right! The top priority..." Yang Ren was stunned before he finished speaking.

"Enemy attack..."

With a shrill cry resounding through the city, the entire Yangping Pass was brightly lit for a moment, but those soldiers turned into soft-legged shrimps.

"Kill..."