dream of red mansion

After finishing Xichun, Jia Qing looked at the others.

Daiyu said directly: "A little poem..."

Tanchun continued: "A little poem..."

"A little poem..."

"A little poem..."

Yingchun and Jia Baoyu didn't intend to ask Jia Qing to compose poems, but seeing Daiyu's interesting cooperation, they also came to join in the fun.

Jia Qing raised his hands in surrender and said, "Good sisters, good sisters, please forgive me, how can I write so many poems..."

Tanchun said: "It doesn't matter, the second elder brother gave me only one sentence on the fan last time, so I have to make it up this time!"

Seeing Jia Qing's unlovable appearance, Jia Baoyu interceded: "Okay, the second brother will write a song. But it must be a good one!"

The others didn't insist and nodded.

So, Jia Qing thought about it, and really didn't know which song to plagiarize now.Looking at Jia Baoyu's round face, thinking of his allusion to "Xiangyu from the Lin Family", he immediately paid attention, and said, "There is no such thing as poetry...how about I tell everyone a joke?"

Everyone's eyes lit up, and Tanchun said, "Second brother can tell jokes?"

Also, for them, telling jokes should be far more attractive than poetry.Although the poems are beautiful, they have seen a lot, and they can do some by themselves.

But jokes are different. It is difficult for them to listen to other people's jokes.

Jia Baoyu was afraid that Jia Qing would get away with it, and warned: "It's settled, if it's not funny, you still have to write poetry."

Demo, it's hard to compose poetry, and it's not easy to tell jokes, it's up to me.

"It is said that during the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the former king of Siam sent an envoy to offer a sword to Liu Chejin.

Liu Che likes it very much, but also thinks that since he has been in the deep palace for a long time, it will inevitably make Mingzhu secretly cast him.So Xuan's confidant loves to bring Li Guang into the palace, and prepares to give him the sword.

Unexpectedly, when Li Guang saw these precious swords, he immediately said excitedly: "Your Majesty, what a sword!"Good sword, Your Majesty!Your Majesty is a good sword! ! '

So Li Guang has never been a Marquis in his life...

Ha ha ha ha. "

Jia Qing laughed to himself after speaking.It's a pity that no one agreed.

Daiyu curled her lips and said, "It's not funny!"

Tanchun frowned and said, "Vulgar!"

Jia Baoyu said: "There is no connotation..."

Yingchun didn't speak, but didn't smile either.On the other hand, Xichun asked with a confused face: "What's a good sword? What's a good sword?"

Xichun's words sounded like she was cooperating with Jia Qing, a smile appeared on Daiyu's strained face.

"Did you do it on purpose, obviously it's very funny?"

Jia Qing complained.

Everyone returned a negative look, the meaning was obvious.Jia Baoyu said: "Anyway, we didn't laugh! No, the second brother has to tell a new one, so we can laugh."

Well, this is also considered a standard joke.Who let myself not make them laugh.

Coincidentally, Xiren also came back at this time, Jia Qing immediately said happily: "Okay, let's get down to business first, and it won't be too late to tell jokes later."

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Chapter 62 Catch the thief in Jia's mansion

"no!"

Hearing that Jia Qing wanted to renege on the debt, everyone denied it with one voice.

It seems that there is no way to escape.Well, if you don't let you see what a joke is, you won't be convinced.Silently took the cardboards handed over by Xiren, and put them on the table, Jia Qing began to think about new jokes.

Hey, yes, don't you think the previous one is vulgar and lacks connotation?Give you the whole meaning!

He said slowly: "There are three people, one is Shangshu, one is Shilang, and the other is Yushi. They are good friends. They often talk about Fengyue together.

One day, they were drinking tea in a teahouse and joking with each other.

At this time, I saw a dog walking slowly across the street.

When the minister saw it, he immediately had a plan, pointed to the dog and asked the servant beside him, "Is it a wolf or a dog?" '

How could the waiter not know that he was scolding himself.However, he was not someone to be manipulated by others. He glanced at the dog and instantly had a countermeasure.

I only heard him reply: "My lord has read books for decades in vain, how can I not know that there are two differences between wolves and dogs!"

First, watch its tail.Drooping is a wolf, combing is a dog! '

When the Shangshu heard it, his face turned black.It's just that the censor next to him didn't realize what they were talking about for a while, so he asked, "What about the second one?" '

The servant smiled mysteriously and said, "The second is: wolves only eat meat, but dogs eat meat when they meet meat, and shit when they meet shit!" '

Only then did the censor come to his senses, and his face immediately turned as if he had eaten shit..."

"Ha ha ha ha....."

"Ho ho ho"

Sure enough, they liked such jokes with more "connotation". After hearing Jia Qing's sentence "The imperial censor eats shit", they all blushed.

"Second elder brother who lost money came up with such a narrow joke, if it spreads, wouldn't it offend all the censors and ministers at once?"

While Tanchun was amused, he joked again.

Jia Baoyu also interjected: "Second brother's joke is good, the wolf's tail is really down, isn't the dog's tail upturned?

Especially the second point, this censor eats... censor..."

When Jia Baoyu said this, he seemed to have suddenly realized something, and quietly turned his head to look at Lin Daiyu.

Originally, Lin Daiyu was also laughing, because this joke is really narrow.But seeing Jia Baoyu's eyes drifting over and his stopped words, she thought for a while and vaguely understood what Jia Baoyu was thinking...

His face suddenly sank.

Jia Qing was about to suffer at the first sight.Why didn't I just expect that Lin Ruhai, the official residence doctor of Lantai Temple, is not a censor?Still the big guy!Didn't he even scold me for this joke?

But how do you explain this? Could it be: "Sister Lin, I didn't mean that your father would eat...