dream of red mansion

Cooking wine on a rainy day is like going out on a sunny day.It is an open-minded leisure way of life.

However, no matter how Jia Qing looked at it, he felt that it was fake to cook wine and enjoy the rain, but it was true to tease Grandma Liu!

"Girls and grandmas, if you want to play with yourself, just leave me alone, I won't mess with you!"

When the battle is unfolded, grandma will run away.Originally, she was not afraid of drinking, but when Wang Xifeng mentioned the drinking order, she panicked.

They are farmers, who are busy with their livelihood all year round, who has played this before!

"Don't be afraid, let's play something simple!" Wang Xifeng pulled her over and comforted her.

Shi Xiangyun still felt pity for the old and the poor, so he said: "Then let's come to Muzhan!"

As soon as the words came out, Daiyu frowned and objected: "That's too vulgar, I won't come!"

Grandma Liu shook her head again and again, waving her hands as if rowing an oar, and said, "No, no, no, I don't know how to fight between mother and father..."

"Puchi..." Everyone laughed.

Li Wan then said, "Grandma, what she's talking about is punching."

Grandma Liu's eyes lit up, and she said, "Fist punching is fine, I will do this... How are you brothers, the fifth leader..." Grandma Liu began to gesture while talking.That's all, it's better to add another sentence: "It's good to punch, but don't want to fight between male and female..."

Everyone fell on their backs.

Baochai also couldn't help laughing and said: "If we have so many people fighting Mu Zhan, it would be too noisy, and I'm sorry for the sudden spring rain. According to me, it happens that we have a large number of people, so it's good to play drums and pass flowers. It's elegant and elegant. It's fun and simple, what do you think?"

When everyone heard this, they all said that Baochai's proposal was right.

Although Daiyu felt that it was not satisfactory, she had no choice but to let it go.

Grandma Liu didn't speak at this time, because Wang Xifeng had been dragging her all the time, and she knew it was hard to hide.She probably knows about drumming and passing flowers between the two. It seems to be a game of luck, which she can barely accept...

"There must be a punishment..." Li Wan added the rules.

"The loser has a glass of wine and just tells a joke!" Wang Xifeng looked at Grandma Liu with a malicious expression.

"That's good, that's all, don't change it." Xiang Yun came to a conclusion.

Jia Qing did not express any opinions from the beginning to the end.It is also a kind of enjoyment to quietly appreciate the laughter of the sisters at home and listen to their talks.At this time, Youyou added: "We only have a dozen or so people in total, it's better to play with this person more, let Zijuan and the others come together."

Naturally, no one objected to this proposal, so the maids with higher status like Zijuan also joined in, making a total of more than twenty people.

Wang Xifeng pushed Grandma Liu to sit next to Li Wan, and she also turned around to sit down, but she happened to be squeezed between Xichun and Jia Qing.Jia Qing exchanged a glance with her, clearly seeing the provocation in her eyes.

Jia Qing turned around.Daiyu is still sitting next to her, this girl is too shrewd, it would be bad if she noticed any changes...

The circle got bigger, and the atmosphere was indeed more joyful than before.

The drum is placed in a corner of the pavilion, and a blindfolded maid is in charge of beating the drum.A maidservant had already picked a Ditang flower, and Wang Xifeng held it in her hand and said "Drumming", and then there was a drumming sound in the arena.

Wang Xifeng hurriedly passed the flowers in her hand to Xichun, and Xichun also passed the flowers out as quickly as if she was catching a hot potato...

Soon the circle was over, and the flowers were passed to Jia Qing.

"What are you doing, give it to me quickly..."

Wang Xifeng stretched out her hand anxiously, Jia Qing smiled lightly, waited for a breath or so, saw the servant girl's gesture of beating the drum, and when the drumbeat stopped, put the flower in her hand, and even pulled her to let her Lost the last chance to make a move.

"Haha."

Everyone laughed.

Wang Xifeng stood up and protested loudly: "This doesn't count, he did it on purpose!"

Jia Qing said with a smile: "Why not? Originally, I thought the flower was beautiful and held it to appreciate it. But you insisted on it, so I gave it to you."

"You..." Wang Xifeng was in a hurry and wanted to argue, but unfortunately, everyone judged that she lost, and she was not allowed to play tricks.

One word is too much to say, so Wang Xifeng had no choice but to admit it.In the end, she couldn't hold back and pushed Jia Qing, and even pinched him. She said it was a pinch, but Jia Qing felt like she was taking advantage of him, because she clearly noticed that her fingers took the opportunity to scratch his waist... …

After drinking a glass of wine and telling a simple little joke, it was over.

At the beginning of the second round, Wang Xifeng originally planned to do the same to revenge Jia Qing, but she considered that she might not be able to succeed, and she wanted to see Grandma Liu embarrassing herself even more!

So it didn't pass it back, but passed it to Xichun, and then gave the little girl standing next to the drumming maid a directional look.The little girl understood, whispered something in her ear, and when the flowers were about to be passed on to Grandma Liu, she yanked her little friend's clothes.

The drums stopped.

Grandma Liu didn't hand out the flowers, but when she realized that she had been tricked, she stood up embarrassingly.She never thought that someone would plot against her, after all, the maid playing the drum was not blindfolded.Just now everyone's attention was wasted, and no one noticed the behavior of the maid outside the court.

Wang Xifeng stood up with a smile, deliberately took a big cup and filled it with hot wine, gave it to Grandma Liu, and said, "Come on, grandma, drink up the wine first, then tell us a joke, don't laugh so our stomachs hurt!"

Grandma Liu begged for mercy: "Grandma, I've drank the wine, so the jokes will be avoided. I can't tell any jokes. What we usually say is very vulgar. I'm afraid that I will spoil the ears of the girls and grandmas..."

"Hey, what are you afraid of? It doesn't matter whether he is vulgar or not, you just say it."

Grandma Liu is also a person who can afford to lose, and when she heard this, she didn't back down anymore. After the two had a drink, she remembered a joke she had heard and remembered.

"In our village, there is an eight or nine-year-old boy who is called Er Dan because he is a second child.

There is a big family at the east end of the village, which is the first-class family in a radius of several miles.There is an old lady in this family who will be ninety years old this year. The family celebrates her birthday and invites people from two or three villages to celebrate her birthday.

Erdan's father also took him there.While eating, Er Dan suddenly pointed to the large plate of big round birthday buns (Shou Tao) and asked his father loudly: Why do we eat birthday buns that look like butts?

Suddenly everyone on the scene panicked.Erdan climbed onto the table again, grabbed a birthday bag, tore it open, and shouted: "Daddy, look, there's poop in it..."

Grandma Liu still has a way of speaking, and the jokes are very vivid. Unfortunately, after she finished speaking, she found that it didn't have the same effect as when they heard the joke for the first time.

She was still wondering if what she said was not good enough, and then saw several girls leaving their seats at once, running to the pavilion, leaning on the fence and retching...

Wang Xifeng endured it, but couldn't hold it back, and helped Jia Qing retch twice, wiped the non-existent vomit with a handkerchief, then stood up, and looked at the bewildered Grandma Liu.

This joke is really...

Amazing power!

Who among them has never seen a birthday bag?Not to mention, it really looks a bit like... Bah, bah, bah, bah!

Wang Xifeng suspects that she will never dare to touch that thing again when she attends birthday banquets, and she will even feel apprehensive about eating other buns...

She is like this, one can imagine how people like Daiyu feel at this time.

Just as the rain stopped for a while, Daiyu vomited for a while, and Zijuan helped her out of the pavilion and went into Nuanxiangwu.

Daiyu was like this, and so were the others, including the maids.Those who didn't leave also looked at Grandma Liu with a bored expression.

The bitter ones are thinking: This old man dares to tell such vulgar jokes in our house...