I really don't want to lie down and win

I really don't want to lie down and win Author: Taibai Mao

brief introduction:

When Xu Mang was going to work hard, God found him, but Xu Mang let out a stinky fart, and God was smoked away...

From then on, Xu Mang's life can only lie down and win...

Sleep in Chinese class, unlock Chinese skills!

Sleep in math class to unlock math skills!

Stay in bed in the morning to unlock the skill of staying in bed!

In short, when Xu Mang was about to lie down, the whole world would make way for him.

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This is a relaxed, joyous and hilarious story of a low-school student who is bound to the 'Lie to Win' system and slowly reaches the pinnacle of life.

Chapter 1 The Falsely Hit System

Xu Mang sat in the last row of the classroom by the window, glanced at Teacher Tian who was teaching on the stage, and knew that he was about to be kicked out of the classroom again, about ten seconds away.

"Xu Mang!"

"Answer the question I asked just now!" The teacher suddenly raised an eyebrow and shouted at the listless Xu Mang.

"Teacher Tian...you passed!" Xu Mang stood up, with the word "unyielding" written on his face, "You know I can't, but you still asked me to stand up and answer questions. Is this considered a personal insult?"

"Get out!"

Amidst the laughter of the students around him, Xu Mang walked out of the classroom. This was not the first time he was kicked out of the classroom by the teacher. In the eyes of many teachers, he should not have appeared in the classroom.

"Students, please remember that you are now in the third year of high school. Don't be confused at this juncture. You must cheer me up!" The lecturer helped the mirror frame: "If Xu Mang doesn't work hard during this time, Xu Mang will be What your future looks like!"

Xu Mang, who was expelled from the classroom, heard the teacher's evaluation of him, and his heart was not fluctuated, because the ordinary self had a special identity...

learn cancer,

A person with advanced cancer in studies is an existence that is more depraved than the so-called scumbags. Xu Mang is a representative of cancer patients. Compared with ordinary cancer patients, Xu Mang has reached the point where he has a headache when he picks up a book. I often get the idea that I'm a genius.

God!

Give me a system, I want to work hard!

"boom!"

"If you own me, you will be promoted and raised to become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life! The system is summoned by the host, is it bound?"

What the hell!

Such a passage appeared in Xu Mang's head, and he couldn't help but condense thousands of words into one word, damn it!

Take off!

It took off suddenly, and I was not mentally prepared!

Xu Mang has read a lot of starting point novels, most of which are systems, and he knows what happened to him. Think about those unlucky and sad protagonists, how awesome they are after binding the system...

Today, I, Xu Mang, take off!

yes or no

Ha ha!

Send sub-questions!

Xu Mang sneered, and chose an option without hesitation.

"oops!"

"Choose...wrong choice!"

Among the people pinching him with Xu Mang's left hand, he couldn't have imagined... This turned out to be a proposition!

for a long time,

There was a commotion at the door of the classroom.

"Not good!"

"Xu Mang has passed away!"

...

school infirmary,

Xu Mang was lying on the hospital bed, staring at the ceiling above his head, with pain written all over his face. God gave countless opportunities, but he avoided them one by one. Isn't this too tragic?

"Ugh!"

"Life is like a coffee table, filled with cups...Ah! My life!" Xu Mang couldn't help but write a futuristic poem based on his own situation.

"The host has been detected by the Lying Win system. Due to the limited IQ of the host, it has been forcibly bound!"

at this time,

Such a sentence appeared in Xu Mang's head again.

Lying...

and many more!

What is limited IQ?

Xu Mang was very unconvinced, because this system not only attacked him personally, but also forced him to bind him, which did not respect human rights at all.

"Are there no instructions for use?" Xu Mang muttered.

words fell,

A series of characters appeared in consciousness.

"Your life is only to lie down and win, don't work hard... the word hard work is incompatible with you, please remember that you are a salted fish!"

Understood!

Xu Mang understood that the final setting of the system was to keep himself from forgetting his original intention.

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Host Xu Mang

Virtue: Level 1

Knowledge: Level 1