I really don't want to lie down and win

Ah...

Aunt?

When Yang Xiaoman heard the little girl call herself Auntie, her brain short-circuited and she looked at her in confusion.

"Uh..."

"It looks very warm, I want to buy one for my mom too!" The little girl studied Xiaoman's coat carefully, as if she didn't notice the terrifying expression on the owner of this coat at this time.

I...

Aunt?

Buy one for mom?

Yang Xiaoman has completely collapsed, as if he has lost his nerves and can't feel breathing, even the air is suffocating...

suddenly,

Xu Mang hugged Yang Xiaoman, and shouted nervously at the young couple, "Run! Run! There's still time to run, or if you transform... you'll be drowned!"

......

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"I'm so mad at my mother!"

"Obviously I'm so young...how did I become an auntie?" Yang Xiaoman was crazy about buying cosmetics in an online shopping mall. When he was walking, he was hurt by a high school girl. He was obviously much younger than her, but in the end The little girl didn't have long eyes, so she called Auntie when she came up.

"oops..."

"Okay!" Xu Mang sat on the bedside, glanced at Yang Xiaoman's tablet, and said with a look of horror, "You...your shopping cart...has more than 100 million yuan? Are you going to empty your shopping cart today?"

"how?"

"I'm upset, can't I just go shopping?" Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes at Xu Mang, and said angrily, "Aren't I pretty, old lady? Tell me the truth, is your skin as tight as before? Is your appearance the same as before?" As cute as before?"

What the hell!

This is completely crazy!

Xu Mang was speechless for a moment. Unexpectedly, a sentence of "auntie" hurt so much. She kicked a Xiaoman who stood at the peak of her appearance to the bottom of the valley, completely hurt her self-esteem, and also... Xiaoman has always regarded herself as a beautiful girl, As a result, one day the beautiful girl became an old aunt.

hey hey hey...

What the hell is going on here?

Why is there a hint of joy in my heart?

"What are you laughing at?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily, "Say it quickly! Am I the same old lady?"

"Ok!"

"Actually, don't care so much about what other people think of you, as long as you think you are beautiful." Xu Mang said with a serious face, "Good-looking skins are all the same, but interesting souls are one in a million. Xiaoman, you are the best!"

However, facing Xu Mang's chicken soup, Yang Xiaoman said with a look of disdain: "If someone says that you are not handsome at all, and uglier than that Taibai cat who wrote novels, what will you do?"

"fart!"

"Although I, Xu Mang, have admitted that he is the second most handsome man in the world, I can't give up the position of the most handsome man just because of my approval." Xu Mang said angrily, "Don't use this kind of metaphor in the future, my handsome man is you A dream that can never be reached in this lifetime."

you...

Ma'am, I'm so angry!

Angry to the extreme, Yang Xiaoman went up and bit Xu Mang's shoulder. Of course he didn't dare to use force. If the bite bleeds, he would feel bad, but he had to bite his teeth and make this idiot grow up. memory.

"oops!"

"Oh My God!"

"It hurts... I'll go... Is it necessary?" Xu Mang said innocently, "You are the most beautiful in my heart... Why do you care about other people's opinions? You have too many things in your shopping cart." ...how about my husband, let me clean it up for you?"

Yang Xiaoman was taken aback for a moment, and looked at Xu Mang with wide eyes. This guy usually picks him to death, but this time he actually offered to help him clean the shopping cart. There must be a scam here!

"How do you clean it up?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"stupid!"

"Just choose to delete in batches." Xu Mang said with a smile, "Look...you can clean up your shopping cart without spending a penny, my husband, am I smart? Are you surprised? Don't Kneel, don't kneel... If you really want to kneel, just kowtow."

Yang Xiaoman: ￣︿￣

Fed up,

This bastard is going too far!

"Mom, I will kill your dog today!"

"Look at the fist!"

￣ε￣╰╮o￣dish￣

...

Life is like a book, don't rush to the end to see if it's worth reading, just savor it, you might as well skip to the last page, because every page leaves your own pain memories.

"hiss!"

"Damn it... my waist is gone." Xu Mang lay paralyzed on the bed, trying to get up, but found that his back was sore to the limit. When he tried hard, it was as if a jack had pressed himself firmly on the bed, life and death Can't move.

"Wife?"

"Wife?"

"Old witch?"

moment,

The bedroom door was opened, and Yang Xiaoman stood at the door, glaring at Xu Mang angrily, and scolded, "What did you call me just now?"

"..."

"My wife!" Xu Mang said awkwardly but still politely: "Tell me about it for my second grandfather, just say that I sprained my waist last night, and I will go to school in a few days. I will rest at home for a few days, by the way. Call the mother-in-law and tell him that his son-in-law wants to eat stir-fried kidneys."

Yang Xiaoman blushed pretty, and said angrily: "I always inform my mother to come over for such a small matter... Her old man is usually very busy, so what... You want to eat stir-fried kidneys, don't you? I will come back after get off work." The family passed by the hotel and asked the chef to make you a plate, what else do you want to eat?"

"Nothing."