I really don't want to lie down and win

Xiaoman's last plate of stir-fried shrimp with broccoli came out of the pot, and then he called out to Xu Mang who was in a daze. And nervous, the brain is full of fear of the unknown.

"husband!"

"Eat a piece of braised pork, you seem to have lost weight recently, my wife feels so heartbroken." Yang Xiaoman pouted, with sadness written all over her face, and complained: "You have to take care of your health, now you are home If you are the mainstay, what will happen to me and the child if you fall?"

"Don't make trouble!"

"What's the matter?" Xu Mang asked seriously, "You're like this... I don't know what to do anymore, can we be normal as a husband and wife? Just tell me if you have anything, I'm in a panic right now ...wife..."

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman pouted and said dissatisfiedly, "I want to treat you better, okay? You usually work so hard, and as your wife, I should have the responsibility to make you happy!"

cut!

Fudge!

Then flick!

Xu Mang's disdain for Xiaoman in his heart has been an old couple for so many years. Don't he know what kind of person she is?It's just that I was deceived by her playful and cute appearance at the beginning, but now it's too late to let go.

"I'm not telling you the truth!" Xu Mang said calmly, "You violent airport!"

Yang Xiaoman: ￣︿￣

Damn!

This bastard doesn't want to live a good life anymore!

"Have a meal!"

"Say one more thing, I'll beat you to death!" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang and said angrily.

Seeing Xiaoman in this state, Xu Mang was relieved... finally saw the wife he was familiar with, this is the real Xiaoman, eating and eating... Anyway, he is dead anyway, why not eat before dying? A full meal.

Under the wind and clouds,

Xu Mang ate upside down, then lay comfortably on the sofa, glanced at the violent airport beside him, and asked cautiously, "My wife...what's the matter?"

Xiaoman didn't speak, walked to Xu Mang's side obediently, then lay down in his arms, and said gruffly, "Husband... the second grandpa called me today and asked me to go tomorrow." A trip to Fuda Mathematics Department to give lectures to professors, doctors, and graduate students to explain the principle of subatomic scissors."

"I..."

"I don't understand!" Xiaoman said helplessly: "My husband, you also know... your lovely, charming, gentle and virtuous wife, although she used to be a top student, but now I can't do it anymore. In the company, this..."

Oh!

That's it!

I was so scared to death... I almost thought I was going to be cold.

Xu Mang, who was holding Xiaoman in his arms, suddenly had an extremely desperate idea. He wanted to enjoy Xiaoman's service.

"Cough cough!"

"My leg is a little sore..." Xu Mang raised his right leg and said calmly, "I really want someone to pinch it for me."

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, looking at the big pig's hooves that were seriously teasing him, he was so angry that he only gritted his teeth, but finally accepted this fate, found a small stool, put Xu Mang's leg on his own, Then beat and knead.

After working hard for 10 minutes, he thought it was over, but Xu Mang raised his other leg up, almost making Xiaoman vomit blood.

Endure it!

I will bear with you for a few more days!

Another round of beating and kneading made Yang Xiaoman feel suffocated in his grievances. The anger has not yet subsided, and Xu Mang began to test the verge of death again.

"My uncle wants to eat fruit." Xu Mang closed his eyes, and said comfortably, "Peel me an apple, and remember...the peel doesn't stop, and an apple with a broken peel should taste good."

this moment,

Yang Xiaoman exploded directly!

￣Dish￣Big trotter!

￣ε￣╰╮o￣dish￣I will beat you to death!

a beating,

Yang Xiaoman yelled at Xu Mang angrily: "Old lady, I've had enough of you, you big pig's hooves... Anyway, I'm very angry now, and the consequences are very serious, you can figure it out yourself!"

"..."

"Wouldn't it be better if you were this early!" Xu Mang said with an aggrieved face.

Yang Xiaoman glanced at his mouth, angry and funny, this big pig's hoof with the M attribute!

...

The next day,

Xu Mang drove Yang Xiaoman to Fuda. Along the way, Yang Xiaoman kept practicing the key points of the thesis written by Xu Mang, with nervousness written all over his face.

"husband?"

"What if I am embarrassed?" Yang Xiaoman asked nervously: "I want to save face, especially if I am ashamed in front of many people, I will get depression."

"Read it as it says."

"If people ask you anything, just ignore it. Anyway, you are not in the field of scientific research. What can they do to you?" Xu Mang said indifferently: "Who dares to say that you just get mad, I don't want my wife be wronged by others."

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman's heart was very warm, but after careful reflection, something was wrong. What does it mean not to let my old lady be angry with others?Then I can be angry with you?

but...

I've been getting angry all the time, and I'm almost becoming his punching bag, and it just so happens that he is also my old lady's sandbag.

"Humph!"

"Big pig's hoof!" Yang Xiaoman raised his proud little head like a white swan.

soon,

to school,

Xu Mang originally wanted to release Xiaoman at the entrance of the mathematics department building, but in the end he stayed with her to give her the greatest confidence, of course...to prevent accidents,

For Xu Mang's sudden arrival, the entire building was detonated. When everyone heard that Professor Xu was coming, they all chased and intercepted Xu Mang like chicken blood, squeezed Xiaoman out abruptly, and looked at themselves Husband is so popular, if he is happy, then he is jealous, because there are several girls in it, and they are good-looking.

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