I really don't want to lie down and win

Yang Xiaoman checked the content of Xu Mang's circle of friends, and there were not many posts, only more than 20, but... there were no more than 20 of them.

"husband?"

"Uh?"

"Why do other people post their wives to Moments, but you haven't posted it once...Why? Give me a perfect explanation!" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang, and asked word by word, with a sonorous and forceful tone , and with a hint of threat.

Xu Mang: °ー°〃

"actually..."

"It's very simple. Let me just make an analogy. If you find 100 yuan on the road, you will post it on your Moments, but if you find 100 million yuan on the road, will you still post it on your Moments?" Xu Mang said with a deep expression on his face. He said: "You taste it, you taste it carefully!"

......

Chapter 837 Real hard power! (2/3)

On the fifth day of the vacation, Yang Xiaoman's mood was like a pomegranate bursting into bloom. Today is the day to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with Xu Dazhu's trotters to get a certificate. As early as a few days ago, Xiaoman found information on the Internet and previewed it in advance. The process of photographing the marriage certificate.

In fact, there are no strict requirements for taking photos of marriage certificates. If there is... In addition to having to face the camera, avoid wearing red clothes, because the background of the photo is red, and wearing red clothes at that time was taken. It looks like the brain is left.

"Hey?"

"I'm going to take a marriage certificate!" Yang Xiaoman called his girlfriends one by one with a mobile phone, with a happy smile on his face, and said, "Oh...of course it's your Professor Xu, otherwise I would Who? That's right...this big pig's trotter."

Xu Mang: ￢￢

This Nima,

Isn't it just to take a marriage certificate? It is necessary to inform my girlfriends one by one, so that I am forced to go to Liangshan now, so I can't do it if I don't go.

at this time,

Xu Mang was almost the same as before, lying on the sofa with a game controller, frantically playing the PS4 masterpiece Dark Souls, not to mention...some of the masochistic ones were addicted, and Xu Mang at this time was almost in the shape of Miyazaki, and he was not angry. Be happy, this fire spread!

have to say,

When Xu Mang played online games, his handicap was outrageous, but he became a master in stand-alone games. Xu Mang has reached the third reincarnation in Dark Souls 3, and there are fifteen hours in a day All play games.

Solal, Onion Knight, Holy Maiden, Jin Glitter...these didn't know the reason for their death, they were pierced by Xu Mang with a sword, there was no way...Xu Mang silently killed all of them in the game The people they met were confused, but Xu Mang knew it very well.

Facing a person who has gone through two reincarnations, undead people who surpassed the level of the king of salary, their strength is still too weak, they are too lazy to speak, and directly slash!

"Ugh..."

"Invincible...So it's so lonely!" Xu Mang sighed, the vicissitudes of the years were written all over his face, what is the experience of spreading fire?Some people would say it is a kind of masochistic behavior, but it is more like a feeling of experiencing loneliness.

suddenly,

Xu Mang's head was slapped hard. He saw Yang Xiaoman in pain and looked at him with disdain. There was a hint of anger in his confusion. This woman is getting more and more violent. She must fix it tonight. pause.

"My old lady and I are invincible, so you start to be invincible?" Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and said indignantly, "Speaking of which, you have rested for five days, when do you plan to work?"

"I'm in no hurry."

Xu Mang said with a smile: "Sometimes don't look at the surface, I don't go on purpose, my uncle asked me to stick to it for a month, although I don't know why it takes a month, but I think... this month is very important for him. It's important."

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, she seemed to have thought of something, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, this Shen Lan belongs to them, I guess uncle will uproot him, even if he can't completely uproot him, then he must Pain for a while."

As soon as the voice fell,

Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "Tell me the truth... Is Zhuang Qingyun's matter the result of discussions between you, our father and uncle?"

Xu Mang just smiled and didn't speak.

But seeing Xu Mang's expression, Yang Xiaoman already knew the answer, and asked silently: "By the way... I made a lot of money from the Zhuang Group, and I was responsible for the huge fluctuations in their listed companies before." ghost."

"I know."

"Looking sneaky, you must be doing something bad." Xu Mang said with a smile, "How many cars will you buy me?"

"Humph!"

"By the way... big idiot!" Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said seriously: "Speaking of the flu now, are the masks at home ready? There are crazy rumors on WeChat, it seems that some N95 masks must be used, you How much did you buy?"

"Bought it, bought it!" Xu Mang said hastily, "I bought two big boxes. You said that profiteers are too abominable... Do you know how high the masks are now?"

"Then what should I do." Yang Xiaoman also lay down, then shrank into Xu Mang's arms, and said softly, "My husband... I'm going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to take a marriage certificate in the afternoon, are you nervous? To be honest. ..I'm getting nervous now."

Xu Mang said disapprovingly: "There's nothing to be nervous about. A marriage certificate is just a bondage. It just proves that two people can live together. The divorce rate is very high now because social concepts are changing. Divorce is not the scourge it used to be. So scary."

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he vomited blood. He wasn't even married yet, so he was thinking about divorce. Isn't this due to a beating?Without further ado... went up and pinched Xu Mang's ear, and asked, "You want to divorce my old lady? Who gave you the power?"

"Oh My God!"

"I'm... I... just expounding a fact." Xu Mang said sadly, "How can I divorce you, I can't even love you... Hurry up, let go, Otherwise, my ears will fall off, wife, wife... I will die."

words fell,

Xu Mang was limp and weak, and silently closed his eyes.

"..."

"Husband?" Yang Xiaoman patted his face in confusion, but when he found no response, he immediately panicked.

Next second,

Suddenly he was successfully attacked by Xu Dazhu's trotter.

Xu Mang￣3ε￣Yang Xiaoman

"Hate!"

Yang Xiaoman said angrily, while raising a shy iron fist, he slammed it on Xu Mang's chest, almost causing internal bleeding.

in the afternoon,

Xu Mang drove Xiaoman to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and was specially received by the relevant leaders. At this time, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were sitting in front of the camera, with happy smiles on their faces, and immediately got two red certificates , for Xu Mang.

"husband!"

Yang Xiaoman hugged Xu Mang's neck, and frantically kissed Xu Mang's cheek. From this moment on, his identity changed again, and he became Xu Mang's real wife, who was protected by law, not to mention... a little small. Excited, but just short of the wedding.

"Hey hey!"

"Please respect yourself, girl!" Xu Mang said with a serious face, "Do you think that this certificate can restrict my personal freedom? I'm sorry...no, after all, my legs are on my body. I can go wherever I like."

"Ha ha!"