I really don't want to lie down and win

Everyone present looked at each other and saw the curiosity and fear in each other's eyes. What is going on with Academician Xu?Could it be... Is this the performance of the legendary self-confidence?

perhaps,

This is strength!

......

Chapter 851 Straight Man's Thinking (1/2)

Xu Mang, who was on his way home, was waiting for a red light when he received a call from Xiaoman. This silly bitch was at home alone, watched a soap opera all day, and then finished drinking the drinks at home. Not to mention...this bitch can drink enough.

"husband..."

"Buy me a coconut."

words fell,

Hang up directly.

Xu Mang's face was filled with the word "dumb", where the hell can he buy coconuts?Immediately stopping by the side of the road, Xu Mang called Chen Xi for help and asked if there was any place to buy coconuts in Modu. Logically speaking, there were coconuts for sale.

"Hey?"

"Chenxi... Is there a place that sells coconuts in Modu?" Xu Mang revealed a hint of helplessness in his tone, and with a faint wry smile, he said, "Your sister Xiaoman wants to buy coconuts...you silly girl I knew how to do things, and now I think about buying coconuts."

"coconut?"

"I can't buy it... Even if there is one, it's hard to find a size that fits Xiaoman." Chen Xi said seriously: "I'll give Xiaoqiong a call...she usually likes to collect these things, I asked her if she had any coconuts."

"Good good!"

"Quickly ask... It's really annoying, what kind of coconut do you want all of a sudden." Xu Mang said with a dark face, "Chenxi... If I divorce your sister Xiaoman, which side do you stand on?"

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Chen Xi was almost frightened out of his wits, and asked creakingly: "Brother Xu Mang...you...are you stimulated by something? Or did you drink some fake wine, why are you talking nonsense, Xiaoman?" I'm afraid I'm going to beat you to death when I hear that..."

"I'm just talking casually." Xu Mang sighed: "Since your sister Xiaoman and I got married, your personality has become more and more self-indulgent... that kind of aloof temperament is completely gone, and it's still the same to outsiders. Ruthless, but...feeling more and more cuddly to me."

"..."

"Brother Xu Mang...have you developed a sense of dependence on Miss Xiaoman?" Chen Xi asked cautiously: "It's just a feeling of not being beaten...a feeling of dependence all over the body, I think it's a kind of For mental illness, there are many psychological outpatient clinics in Devil City, and although the fees are high, the treatment effect is good."

"Cough cough!"

"I don't forget my original intention." Xu Mang said angrily, "Don't talk nonsense... Hurry up and find coconuts for your sister Xiaoman!"

"Oh..."

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang went to a nearby square, parked his car, put on a mask, and went to a nearby Adidas store. This store is basically the flagship store of Modu, although Xu Mang didn't know why the flagship store and online flagship store There is a gap in the price, but a lot of customers come to show that there is some goods.

"Is there any coconut?"

"Sir... what size coconut do you want?" a beautiful young lady asked enthusiastically.

"Um..."

"Are there any coconuts in size 34?" Xu Mang asked.

"Have!"

"We just launched a coconut for children's shoes." The beautiful young lady led Xu Mang to a counter and said seriously, "Zebra-colored coconut...because it is a children's shoe, the price is relatively reasonable." Much cheaper, five thousand seven."

"Oh..."

"Bought it!" Xu Mang just took a few glances, and directly chose this type of coconut. When he took the shoes to the counter to pay, he asked curiously, "Excuse me...can it be cheaper?" How about five thousand and five? It's my first time here... just give me a little cheaper, and I'll come back next time."

The lady at the cashier gave a wry smile, and said helplessly, "I'm sorry...the reality...it's really impossible, why don't I give you a [-]% discount."

words fell,

The cashier lady took out a computer, started to calculate the price of [-] after the [-]% discount, and said with a smile: "Sir...the total is [-]..."

suddenly,

The words stopped abruptly.

Xu Mang showed a slight smile, and said seriously, "Is it five thousand four hundred and fifteen yuan?"

take out your phone,

Looking up at the cashier lady in front of him, Xu Mang asked curiously, "Can I use Alipay?"

Payment,

leave

Leave a lonely and invincible back.

"Scumbag!"

...

magic city,

A high-end villa,

Yang Xiaoman had just finished dinner, and was sitting on the sofa waiting for her husband to arrive. As a result... she never expected that she had waited for an hour, so why not let him go and buy a coconut? for so long?

Could it be that he even bought a plane ticket to go to Qiongzhou Island to buy coconuts?

"Wife!"

"I'm back!" Xu Mang returned home excitedly, and said with a smile, "I'm starving to death... By the way, is dinner ready?"

"..."

"Why did you come back so late?" Yang Xiaoman frowned, and asked curiously: "Isn't it just to buy coconuts...it took more than an hour, I'm convinced too, can I have some snacks in the future? It’s not good to do anything like that.”

"It's not that I can't do it well, it's that your request is too much." Xu Mang said seriously, "You didn't buy coconuts before, but now you think about buying coconuts... These coconuts have long been hyped up by some unscrupulous merchants. And your feet are so small..."

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

What is he saying?

What kind of coconuts have been hyped up by merchants, and what kind of feet are very small, does this have anything to do with coconuts?