I really don't want to lie down and win
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Yang Xiaoman was crazy... She was so happy that she was about to collapse. Excited, she stretched out her arms, hugged Xu Mang's neck, pulled hard... kissed frantically.
〃'ω'〃ε ̄
moment,
Xu Mang went to take a shower.
Xiaoman was left alone on the sofa, and at this moment...she noticed Xu Mang's handbag.
......
Chapter 855 Demon girl, I see that I have surrendered you! (1/2)
Xu Mang didn't have a few bags in total. In most cases, it was Xiaoman who bought bags for himself, along with the accompanying products... For example, the handbag that is placed next to him now was bought with Xiaoman once. At that time, Xu Mang himself proposed to buy a briefcase.
Almost two years have passed, and this handbag has changed from a completely new look to an old one...During this period, Xiao Man changed countless bags, while Xu Mang still only had two or three.
Right now,
Xiaoman was very ashamed in his heart. Although Big Pig's Hoof didn't care, he kept using such an old bag. He felt sorry for his face. Although he knew it might be intentional and wanted to create a simple and plain image, but...it was open every day People with tens of millions of sports cars create a simple image of a fart.
Picking up this handbag, Yang Xiaoman first felt light...the second was flat, there was nothing in it, basically just a...
At this time,
After taking a shower, Xu Yang walked downstairs wearing big shorts, only to see his wife holding a handbag, with guilt and confusion written all over her face, and asked curiously: "Wife... what are you planning to do?" Buy me a bag?"
"Ok!"
"It's tattered...don't you feel ashamed?" Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes and said angrily: "People who don't know think I abused you, my old lady. Change a bag tomorrow... throw this handbag away. Lost."
"Oh..."
"Help me take out the contents inside, and then find a men's satchel and put it in." Xu Mang said absent-mindedly while drinking pure milk, "Just put it on the tea table."
words fell,
Then went upstairs, leaving Xiaoman sitting on the sofa alone.
"..."
"Big trotters!" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang's back, silently opened the purse, and took out some items from it. At this time, she touched a book...it was quite thick, and took out a book. Looking at the whole person, I was stunned. The cover alone had a huge impact on Xiaoman.
Xiaoman: Σ°°︴
Yang Xiaoman's wonderful life
This...
What is this stuff?
It doesn't look like a printed font, but the kind written with an oily black pen. It is obvious that the eight big characters on it are written by Xu Dazhu's trotters himself, but what does this mean?A wonderful life... My old lady, why am I so weird?
Turn to the first page,
Xiaoman saw the legendary title page. The title page is the need for the continuous development of modern book binding design. Naturally, Yang Xiaoman will never miss this wonderful book in his life, but the content on it is a bit shocking, especially after reading it at the violent airport. Anger value soared.
My wife is short, flat in the front and flat in the back, but it does not affect her happy life at all. This book records the wonderful life of my short and flat wife, and warns future children not to learn from their mother.Xu Mang.
Yang Xiaoman:  ̄︿ ̄
ma'am i...
It seems to kill this guy!
Seeing some of Xu Mang's messy content, he was so angry that he vomited blood...I wish I could rush up now and kill the big pig's hooves upstairs, but I held back in the end, wanting to find out with strong curiosity, See what kind of wonderful life you have.
Turn to the first page, a few simple sentences.
XX, XX, overcast
I was lying on the sofa, No.30 peeked at my wife eight times, and Xiaoman's face was blacked out sixteen times. It was obvious that this woman was about to break down. Counting the days... It's time for relatives to come, But a little earlier, maybe that's why I got silly.
call...
call...
Veins popped out of Yang Xiaoman's forehead. At the above point in time, he was indeed very angry, but it was not because of relatives coming, but because of the company's affairs that made him very irritable. A picture, the content depends entirely on editing.
Next,
There is also new content.
XX, XX, rain
I sat in a chair, lost control of my emotions twelve times, and thought for a whole hour. I really couldn't accept why modern technology is so advanced, but it can't save Xiaoman's poor A. I have to say...Xiaoman's A makes the whole The technology of the world is ashamed.
roll!
This bastard used to keep claiming that Zanping has the benefits of being flat, but secretly he likes Da...Damn it!
Yang Xiaoman was so angry that her face turned red. At this moment, the anger broke through her brain, making her feel a little suffocated, and she needs to vent... Vent the anger hard, otherwise she will be suffocated to death.
XX, XX, sunny
I slumped on the sofa and imagined it for two hours. It stands to reason that Xiaoman is so short, so flat, so deflated, and the nutrition of the food will be sent to the brain, but in fact Xiaoman is gradually becoming stupid at a speed visible to the naked eye, alas. ..but no matter how stupid Xiaoman becomes, I will never leave.
Yang Xiaoman: ...!
Moving?
anger?
This is happiness and suffering?
Yang Xiaoman is angry and funny, but this big pig's trotters write with a sense of anticipation, especially wanting to know what will happen next.
XX, XX, fog
I sat in front of the computer, scrolled the mouse 720 three times, and had an emotional breakdown 120 times. Why am I so handsome and suave, but I only married a woman like Xiaoman?Logically speaking, this talented man is not only a group of wives and concubines, but also three or four confidante friends, and in the end...
"Humph!"
"Big pig's trotters... you're dead!" Yang Xiaoman closed the notebook, with the word anger written all over his face, and rushed to the bedroom, pushed the door open and saw Xu Mang lying on the bed with a smile on his face Suddenly, Xiaoman's angry expression disappeared, and he couldn't just let him go so easily.
"Uh?"
"Have you finished washing?" Xu Mang raised his head and saw Xiaoman standing at the door, staring at him with a resentful expression. There was a resentment in his eyes, which stunned Xu Mang.
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