I really don't want to lie down and win

"Hey?"

"No time!"

"Stop calling me... If you're not free, you're not free!"

"Then go to the academy and sue me!"

Snapped!

Xu Mang hung up the phone directly. He couldn't imagine that the leader of a local station threatened me... Are you kidding, and threatened to sue me at the Academy of Sciences?It's useless to sue anyone... Who can control Uncle Beng?Nobody can!

"Xu Mang!"

"Give it to my mother, I will get off!"

Yang Xiaoman's shout reached Xu Mang's ears, which made him feel very uncomfortable for a while.

"My God!"

"Xiaoman can take care of me." Xu Mang sighed, put on his big pants silently, trotted downstairs, and saw that the female devil was unpacking his big express package, and asked, "" Is this my driving simulator worth more than 200 million?"

"no!"

"Don't even think about your simulator, I've already returned the product." Yang Xiaoman gave Xu Mang a blank look, and said calmly, "I bought you more than 30 supercars, and many of them were worth 5000 to [-] million yuan. Are you squatting at home playing games, are you crazy?"

Xu Mang: 囧

Ugh...

This woman is crazy!

"You... What are you here?" Xu Mang asked curiously.

"dishwasher!"

"The dishwasher at home is too bad, so I bought a more advanced one, husband?" Yang Xiaoman raised his head and said seriously: "Can you install the dishwasher? If not , I have to make a phone call to ask the manufacturer to arrange workers."

Xu Mang froze for a moment, and said angrily, "Xiaoman! You...Are you questioning my ability to wash dishes?"

"..."

"Don't make trouble!"

"Hurry up and read the manual." Yang Xiaoman glared, and said seriously: "I won't return to normal state again, believe it or not, I'll kill you!"

"I'm coming!"

A few minutes later,

Xu Mang tore off the instruction manual, and said confidently, "Yes! This thing... I'm not bragging, I know what to do just by glancing at it, it's so easy... You can know it even with your eyes closed." How to do it, you still let me read the manual... Are you kidding?"

"cut!"

"Then it will be a mess again." Yang Xiaoman said disapprovingly.

"Cough cough!"

"Ms. Yang Xiaoman, maybe we have forgotten each other's identities, please allow me to re-introduce your husband." Xu Mang coughed lightly, and said seriously: "Xu Mang... used to be from Fuda Physics Department Deputy Director, Professor of Theoretical Physics, Academician of Chinese Academy of Sciences, Nobel Prize Winner in Physics."

"Don't joke!"

"Your husband holds all the truth of the entire universe. The theory of relativity has reshaped the macrocosm of the universe, and quantum mechanics has subverted the structure of the crowd." Xu Mang said, "I'm sorry...your husband is the god of the world!"

Yang Xiaoman: ￣︿￣

show off!

No more bragging!

If you can't pretend later, look at me, I can't kill you!

After lunch,

Yang Xiaoman went to the company, leaving Xu Mang at home alone to install the dishwasher. I have to say... this thing is really difficult to install. First, the old one needs to be dismantled, and then the oven must be dismantled. Then install the giant dishwasher that Xiaoman bought.

It sounds like there are only three steps, but in fact...Xu Mang has already collapsed, and he has to complain about the violent airport. He didn't measure the size of his house before buying things. He just bought the most expensive one based on his feeling, and the result is naturally obvious. .

How to do?

No nonsense...just do it!

Xu Mang took out a hammer and chisel from behind his hip and started to work.

...

Yang Xiaoman's office,

Violent Airport is calling his classmates one by one. The short-selling company is about to be established, but there are no generals around him. In order to quickly form a viable force, he can only ask the classmates who have not been in touch for a long time, asking if they are interested in joining the work in advance.

"Hey?"

"It's me...Yang Xiaoman." Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "Xiaoling...I plan to enter the financial world and short-sell US stocks. Are you...interested?"

"have?!"

"Great! Xiaoling...I think we will become the most powerful short-selling company in history." Yang Xiaoman said excitedly: "Okay...I'll call the next classmate, ummmmm... .Okay, okay, I understand, don't worry! The treatment is definitely beyond your imagination."

Snapped!

hang up the phone,

There was no joy on Yang Xiaoman's face. It was obvious that this classmate didn't like finance that much. It was just because her salary reached her goal. If it was just for the little money in front of her, she couldn't go too far.

In the next hour,

Yang Xiaoman called almost all the numbers, but the answers she got were pitifully few. This was only a third of the scale she had in mind, and the rest was two thirds. I don't know where to look for it. .

if...

How wonderful it would be if my husband studied economics!

suddenly,

the phone rings,

Glancing at the caller, it was one of his girlfriends, and also the same time in the future.

"Hey?"