I really don't want to lie down and win

"I've completely forgotten what I said yesterday!" Yang Xiaoman grabbed Xu Mang's hand, turned his head blankly, and said angrily, "Since your memory is so good, can you describe what I said?"

"You said last night..."

suddenly,

Xu Mang felt a murderous aura, killing people in an invisible aura, covering his whole body in an instant. If he told the truth at this time, he might encounter an accident at night. Think about this woman, so violent and unreasonable, there is no point in ten sentences She has an iron fist.

"Ugh..."

"My fame was in vain, and it was ruined by you." Xu Mang sighed, and said helplessly, "My wife? If I divorce you, can I get half of the property? Then I won't go to work." Already, every day champagne beauty sports car yacht."

"Humph!"

"It's true that it can be divided into half, and I didn't make any prenuptial agreement, but...you have to have a life!" Yang Xiaoman showed a fierce look, and gave Xu Mang a hard look, and Xu Mang froze in an instant. up.

"You will never be able to escape my mother's Wuzhi Mountain!" Yang Xiaoman threw herself into Xu Mang's arms, and said greasyly, "Husband... Tell the truth, do you feel particularly wronged by marrying me? A sense of humiliation? Being bullied by me all day..."

"No no no!"

"This is obviously a trap!" Xu Mang shook his head and said seriously, "I won't fall for it!"

"oops!"

"Just tell me...I won't be angry." Yang Xiaoman said shyly: "Really...I'm different from the women outside, they say what they say, but I...words and deeds are consistent, I said Don't be angry if you don't get angry, just say...is it stressful to be with me?"

Xu Mang shrank his neck, and said cautiously: "One thing...look at yourself, you are less than 1.5 meters tall, sometimes you are asked to close the trunk, and you can't reach it when you pick it up. Look at the front. The flat back is so flat, sometimes I am too embarrassed to take you out."

"Do you know what other people think of me?"

"Those people think... I have a serious orthopedic disease and I need to go to Germany to see it." Xu Mang said angrily, "What the hell... Of course, it's not without advantages. If you can dress up as a For the cat girl, hehehe...I'll just..."

"roll!"

"I can't beat you to death at night!" Yang Xiaoman twisted the soft flesh on his waist: "My old lady is called a beautiful girl. If you find a legitimate beautiful girl like me, you know that there is a sixteen-fold distance between us." ?"

"What do you mean?"

"If you marry me, it means that you have accumulated eight lifetimes of blessings. If I marry you, that means you will be unlucky for eight lifetimes." Yang Xiaoman pouted and said, "You and I... this dinner is all about my business. My partner, do a good job... I will reward you with a car when the time comes!"

"One car?"

"Will I be bought by one car?" Xu Mang said with contempt, "Two cars!"

"it is good!"

soon,

Xu Mang was dragged into a private room. The situation was exactly the same as yesterday, all kinds of welcome words, and some messy words. Thinking about it carefully, maybe this was his fate of leaving relatives, always standing in the crowd, four years This is also the case before, but the content of the words is completely different.

"Hello, Academician Xu!"

"It's the first time we meet...then what...sit quickly."

Except for Xu Mang's Mrs. Zhenggong, everyone present maintained a respectful attitude when they saw him. After all, the status gap was too great, so they had to face him in a way of admiration.

"Academician Xu?"

"You are much younger than the photo!" A woman present said with a smile: "By the way...do you have any taboos?"

"Don't eat irritating foods such as coriander, green onion, garlic, etc." Xu Mang said seriously, "Are you all surrounded by your own husband?"

Several people nodded,

"Oh..."

"It's all early marriage..." Xu Mang smiled wryly: "It's good... Early marriage and early pregnancy. Now the country advocates two children. Let's work together to solve the serious problem of aging in our country."

"What nonsense!"

Yang Xiaoman gave her husband a blank look, and said embarrassingly: "I'm usually under too much pressure, I need to talk nonsense to relieve stress."

Then,

It's a very boring topic.

The so-called three women play in one show, and there are four of them here... This is a concert, Xu Mang is similar to before, eating the food on the table in silence, but speaking of Xiaoman, a female chicken thief, This meal is probably invited by someone else, and this hotel belongs to Xiaoman's family.

She earned all the co-authorship money...

Profiteer!

Goblin girl!

After eating, the meal was over, and then Xiaoman proposed to go to the video game hall together, but all three couples rejected her invitation.

Yang Xiaoman: #￣￣#

So angry!

What are you talking about, sister!

"how?"

"Are you very angry?" Xu Mang asked with a smile, "Look... I am the one who will be by your side in the end."

"Let's go!"

"Hit the battery and go!"

"I want to torture those little rookies!" Yang Xiaoman dragged Xu Mang, and rushed directly to the game hall.

night,

always quiet,

Xu Mang was lying on the bed, waiting for the nightmare to come, when the phone rang.

"Hey?"

"Professor Smith..."

"Is there anything you want from me?" Xu Mang asked with a smile, "A brand new mathematical expression about that thinking time and space?"

"Correct!"

"Many people want to ask for deeper content. They know that this is just an initial equation. If other expressions can be given, it may be applied in a higher-dimensional universe." Professor Smith said: "You still have Don't say... I'm curious too!"

"is it?"