I really don't want to lie down and win

In his memory, this was the second time that the arXiv preprint server crashed. The previous one was Xu Mang... He published a research report on it, which resulted in a large number of downloads in an instant, forcing the server to crash.

Could it be...he again this time?

"Why did the server crash?" Gareth asked.

"I do not know either."

"I guess everyone discovered Xu Mang's research report at the same time, and then downloaded more and more, blowing up the server." The young man smiled wryly, "Now...no one can see that A research report... I reckon it will be a day before the server can log in again."

"Damn!"

"This...what did he post on it?"

"Two hundred pages of content..."

...

5 minutes after the server crashed,

Professor Smith stayed in his office, constantly swiping the page... but still didn't find any content. Fortunately, Xu Mang gave him a copy before. It can be said that he is the first and only one in the world. People who have read Xu Mang's research report.

right now,

The whole world is very chaotic, everyone wants to see Xu Mang's latest research findings, but due to this garbage server...

"Hey?"

"Xu Mang...you've caused a lot of trouble!" Professor Smith called Xu Mang. He thought that no one would answer, but who would have thought that the call would be answered in seconds.

"what?"

"What's the trouble?" A confused voice reached Professor Smith's ears.

"Your research report has caused a carnival all over the world!" Professor Smith explained: "The arXiv preprint server has been overwhelmed again. I don't know how Cornell University is doing now. Is it bothering you?"

"Oh..."

"If it explodes, it will explode." Xu Mang said calmly, "Is it twelve o'clock in the United States?"

"Ok!"

"Do not bother you to sleep."

words fell,

Hang up the call directly,

Xu Mang lay on the bed alone, hesitated for a long time to get up, went to his study, opened the door, and saw Xiaoman struggling in the world of Azeroth, how could her pretty face be cute, she was full of Angry and anxious.

"add blood!"

"Increase the amount of treatment!"

"Output!"

"Hit me hard!" Yang Xiaoman roared, "We're going to get through soon!"

After ten seconds,

Facing the microphone, Yang Xiaoman scolded angrily: "Who... do you really know how to play? If you can't play, go out and substitute, let those who can play come in, occupy the latrine and don't shit, you alone influence It's time for the other 39 people!"

"Starting today...the guild implements a competition system, I will first go to the website to buy 100 million gold coins as the guild's strategic funds, all the expenses will be covered by me, and there will be points!" Yang Xiaoman roared: "But you must Everyone needs the corresponding strength, if not... don't blame my old lady for being rude!"

Xu Mang: 囧

That's horrible...

Looks like it's totally addicting!

This internet addicted girl.

At this time,

Yang Xiaoman turned her head and found Xu Mang. She hastily turned off the voice system, and said to her husband, "I'm hungry... get me something to eat."

"..."

"Xiaoman?"

"Aren't you going to work tomorrow?" Xu Mang asked.

"work!"

"But I'm the boss, I can join if I want, and I can't join if I don't want to. Anyway, the company has been fully formalized. I make some decisions more, and then hold meetings, receptions, meetings, receptions all day long..." Yang Xiao Man pouted her mouth and said angrily, "Hurry up and get me something to eat."

quickly,

Xu Mang made a bowl of egg and tomato noodles, handed it to Xiaoman, and watched her play the game quietly. After 3 minutes, more than half of the team members were killed or injured, but the last big boss who guarded the gate was killed. Killed.

result,

I took out a legendary item.

"It's black!" Xu Mang showed a greedy expression on the side, constantly brainwashing Xiaoman: "You are under a lot of pressure, you take it first!"

In the face of great temptation,

Xiaoman resolutely handed it over to an unknown person in the team, and called it...to buy people's hearts.

The two returned to the bedroom. Yang Xiaoman huddled in Xu Mang's arms, and asked curiously, "My husband... do I have an Internet addiction? I won't come down as soon as I touch the game, as long as something doesn't go my way, I'm going to die to the end, do you think I can still be saved?"

"Hopeless..."

"You're already in the late stage." Xu Mang stroked Xiaoman's hair, and said with a smile, "But it's pretty good. I can write a book in the future, My Internet Addiction Old Poor, What It's Like to Have an Internet Addiction Wife, My wife's Internet addiction is too serious, and the late stage of Internet addiction started from games..."

"Hate"

"Big villain!" Yang Xiaoman patted Xu Mang lightly, and said with a blushing face, "Honey... I... want to..."

"Cough cough!"

"Please stop your horrible thoughts." Xu Mang said seriously.

however,

Xiaoman didn't stop, but intensified her indescribable thoughts.

"You can use the old method..." Yang Xiaoman said suddenly: "It's just that the two of us haven't... Anyway, you know, didn't you often play tricks on me at that time? Now...you can Can't you play tricks on me again?"