I really don't want to lie down and win

"what?"

"Don't children like to eat?" Xu Mang asked in a daze, "How did you become you?"

"I..."

"Can't I take the child to taste it?" Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes and said angrily, "You idiot...Although you got No.1, the following things make me very angry, just...just You...you don't love me at all!"

Xu Mang:? ? ?

What?

Isn't this woman being stupid again?

Since her pregnancy, Xiaoman's stupidity has soared into the sky. Of course, the silly Xiaoman is really cute. The so-called 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, she was so smart before, but after getting married, her IQ dropped at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"What happened to me?" Xu Mang asked.

"do not know..."

"I feel like you don't love me anymore." Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily, "It should be...I want to eat chicken hot pot, so you push back and forth...I said the child wants to eat chicken hot pot , you seem to be very motivated."

What the hell!

as predicted...

It was said that after having a child, it might be a relationship crisis. Xu Mang didn't think it was a problem before, but when he became a father-to-be, he really focused on the child.

"OK OK..."

"Look at yourself, you don't look like a mother-to-be. I think you have time to attend a mother-to-be course." Xu Mang said seriously, "Now let's go home and go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. .”

"Wait a moment!"

"If you go out now, there must be a lot of people!" Yang Xiaoman said, "Just wait a little longer."

at this time,

Xiaoman's cell phone rang, and when she glanced at the caller, it turned out to be a friend she hadn't contacted for a long time. She frowned suddenly, and she didn't want to answer it... There was no need to think about it at all, she must have watched the show and knew she was pregnant things.

prior to,

I received a lot of calls asking if I was pregnant.

"what happened?"

"Why didn't you answer the phone?" Xu Mang asked.

"I don't want to pick it up...they must have come to ask me if I'm pregnant." Yang Xiaoman frowned, and said with displeasure: "I didn't want others to know, but...it seems that I can't take it anymore, annoying Die...I regret it now."

"cut!"

"You asked me to participate. I didn't want to come." Xu Mang shrugged and said calmly, "This is your own business."

Originally thought that Xiaoman had no excuses, but never expected that she would find an excuse for all of this.

"It's not because of you!"

"At the beginning, if you persisted a little longer, I...I gave up. Who knew that you didn't even struggle, and you agreed directly." Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "Anyway, it's all your fault. ,I'm furious..."

Xu Mang: °ー°〃

terrible!

Don't get pregnant again in the future, who can bear it?

...

Regarding the latest episode of My Xueba Daddy's program, it caused a huge response on the Internet, but more people regarded this episode as a special situation. After all, the existence of Xu Mang broke the fairness that the program group had been promoting. .

too strong...

Although it seemed that Academician Xu Mang wasn't in the right shape in the first half, he just sent points at the beginning, and then only got one point, but in the second half, he seemed to wake up and start killing all directions... and won the victory with a crushing record .

This was too cruel, even though the show was really good... But for the other contestants, it was really unbearable. Fortunately... Xu Mang told others at the end that he would not play anymore.

But this thing,

It only lasted for half an hour, and the rest was speculation about Xu Mang's wife and children, but after everyone guessed, they found that Weibo began to delete posts, including the circle of friends. There was a mysterious force Get involved.

Regarding this mysterious power, everyone didn't have too many complaints. There were indeed some people who went too far and dug into Xu Mang's affairs, including his wife... They didn't pay attention to other people's privacy at all, and directly Send it to the Internet.

In such an environment, it can only be controlled by mysterious forces.

And behind,

This raised a question... Is it the top scorer in the college entrance examination, or the top student in the competition? The answer soon came out, the top student in the competition... Xu Mang was just a coincidence, and it took ten thousand years to come out like this A strange thing, he cannot be treated as an example.

And the vast majority of cases have proved that the competitive academics are strong. Although they may not be able to get the top students in the college entrance examination, in specific subjects, they basically completely abuse those top students in the college entrance examination.

of course,

After all,

In the eyes of many netizens, Xu Mang is actually a competition student, but he was banned after he competed, which is a pity!

at the same time,

Xu Mang was cooking Xiaoman's favorite local chicken hot pot. An hour later...the two started dinner. Xu Mang drank a little wine. Recently, he fell in love with a feeling of being slightly drunk.

"husband?"

"Do you still remember the time when Hua Guo's representative team participated in the international mathematics competition?" Yang Xiaoman said seriously while eating chicken: "A fiasco..."

"what?"

"A fiasco?"

"No way?" Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and was taken aback, "How is it possible... I remember that half of the contestants came from the Peking University Madhouse... Why did the competition masters in the Department of Mathematics fail miserably?"

"No. 2."

"It's not No.1...it's not a fiasco, what is it?" Yang Xiaoman said: "Let's go out...it's a fiasco if we don't take the number one!"

Xu Mang: 囧

Although the requirements are very harsh, it is in line with the nature of the Chinese people.

Earn first!