I really don't want to lie down and win

"Are you nervous?" Xiao Man glanced at Xu Mang and asked with a smile.

Xu Mang ignored Xiaoman, walked into the lounge silently, and now let Xiaoman chatter...

night,

so peaceful,

Xu Mang sat on the bedside, waiting for the results of the opening of the market, which was still 15 minutes away.

"Look at your expression..."

"You seem very nervous?" Yang Xiaoman sat on the side, glanced at Xu Mang, and saw his face full of anticipation and fear, he couldn't help but find it funny. When the US stock market was soaring, he was stinking in front of him every day. Now This situation is reversed.

"nonsense!"

"Aren't I afraid?" Xu Mang rolled his eyes and said angrily, "Don't bother me..."

"Whoops..."

"Don't be like this...I'm your cutest pretty wife." Yang Xiaoman covered her mouth and said with a smile on her face, "Husband...do you want to kiss me?"

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at last,

There is still one minute until the opening,

At this time, Xu Mang was even more nervous than the college entrance examination. The college entrance examination had a certain chance of winning, and the stock market... was completely smeared at a glance, and it was a rush of enthusiasm!

opened!

Wait for the dead!

Xu Mang: Σっ°Д°;っ

ha?

This... what's the situation?

The U.S. stock market plummeted at the opening, directly triggering the fourth circuit breaker in history, directly falling 13.00%, setting a record for the largest daily decline in 33 years.

"husband?"

"What's the matter with you, husband?"

"Husband, you need to cheer up!"

When Yang Xiaoman saw that Xu Mang had stopped cooking, he passed out on the bed and was completely frightened. Fortunately, he was still breathing, and immediately called his mother, crying a little.

"mom!"

"Xu Mang...stop cooking!"

...

"doctor?"

"What's wrong with my son-in-law?" Mother Yang asked worriedly.

"Ms. Yang is fine...Academician Xu is out of breath, which caused a short-term coma, which may be related to his not paying attention to rest." The doctor hurriedly said: "Mrs. Yang... you should tell Academician Xu more Rest, don't work so hard."

"Of course..."

"I guess it has something to do with Academician Xu's personality. Is he very strong?" asked the doctor.

Yang Xiaoman nodded hastily, and said seriously: "Yes, yes, yes...my husband likes to show off his abilities, and if he wants to fight to the death, could it be...is it because of his personality that makes him feel anxious?"

"Ok!"

"Leave him more." The doctor said, "That's it...I'll go first."

moment,

Only Xu Mang, Xiaoman, and Mother Yang were left in the ward.

"look at you!"

"It actually made my husband faint out of anger." Mother Yang rolled her eyes and said seriously, "What's going on?"

"Whoops..."

"Anyway...forget it." Yang Xiaoman pouted and said displeasedly: "Mom...you go back."

"take good care of."

"Oh..."

After taking Mother Yang away,

Yang Xiaoman was busy for a while, and then Xu Mang woke up.

"Wife?"

"Has it gone up?" Xu Mang asked weakly.

Yang Xiaoman: #￣￣#

It's all over,

Concerned about stock market gains...

"Okay, okay... I lose, okay?" Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and said angrily, "I really convinced you... You said that the American stock market crashed, and you fainted ... It's a good thing no one else knows about it, otherwise you would know about it!"

"..."

"What and what!" Xu Mang rolled his eyes, and said weakly, "Could it be... I really don't have the talent for finance?"

"how?"

"You still want to have a meal across my field?" Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's ear and said angrily.

That night,

Xu Mang was discharged from the hospital, and in the next few days, the US stock market experienced a circuit breaker for the fifth time in history, setting a record of four circuit breakers in eight trading days, and the Dow also reached [-] points.

According to the previous agreement,

Xu Mang became the coolie of the family, and he had to undertake all the housework, including changing the diapers of the children, making milk powder, etc... The family status fell to the bottom.