I really don't want to lie down and win

Xu Mang glanced at it, and indeed... he looked so arrogant, he felt very uncomfortable, and he spoke very badly, belittling others for nothing. He sneaked a look at Xiaoman, and a bold idea came to his mind.

"Wife?"

"Why don't you go and participate?" Xu Mang said with a smile, "Let me tell you...you may be more tragic than those job seekers."

"cut!"

"I'm not going!" Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: "How could these people talk to me, they don't even have the qualifications to meet me, I'm just playing capital, fighting me... a dead end !"

As soon as the voice fell,

There was a slight blush on her pretty face, Yang Xiaoman shrank into Xu Mang's arms, and said, "Oh... I have a headache, I need a kiss to recover."

"..."

"Why doesn't it hurt you to death?"

......

Chapter 971 Parenting differences between husband and wife (1/3)

October,

Unknowingly, at this time, there was still about a week before the list of the Nobel Prize in Physics was announced, and according to the gossip... Xu Mang had already become the default contestant, and was similar to last year, the only designated contestant.

And during this time,

Xiaoman started a new round of pregnancy reaction, accompanied by nausea and vomiting from time to time, as well as dizziness, fatigue, loss of appetite... From this month, Xiaoman almost stopped going to the company, and all affairs were entrusted to Someone else took care of it, and she was working from home.

this day,

In order to make the mother-to-be happy during pregnancy, Xu Mang decided to take her out for a stroll, and then stay for a couple of days to relax. Staying at home every day is not good for the baby. Of course, what kind of car you drive is very important, such as a supercar. The noise pollution is too high. Originally, Xiaoman's mood is not so stable because of her pregnancy. If there is a noise...Ghost knows what will happen.

finally,

I chose the One77 car and drove it once after buying it.

"Oh?"

"Did you drive this car again?" Yang Xiaoman liked this car quite a bit, it was one of the few cars that didn't have such an exaggerated shape, and it was very comfortable to sit in. It was much more expensive than other cars.

"In order to make our baby safer and avoid noise pollution." Xu Mang put on his seat belt and glanced at Xiaoman...He had a doubt, after Xiaoman became pregnant...her skin became a little worse , I don't know if this is normal.

"Where are you going?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"Not far."

"It's about an hour away. Let's go to the national park and feel the fragrance of nature." Xu Mang said with a smile: "By the way, let's increase the relationship between our husband and wife. I think our relationship is a bit cold recently."

no,

Xu Mang has been sleeping on the sofa for a week, and he doesn't know why...

"Humph!"

"You have the nerve to say it!" When Yang Xiaoman heard the cold war between husband and wife, he became angry instantly, and said, "I play games every day, my mother, I have been suffering recently, you know? I don't know how to comfort me, and look at you Playing games, I'm really angry."

"..."

"I think I played well." Xu Mang frowned, and said seriously: "Every time I can get out of prison, you see many people... spend four thousand five thousand to save them, I rely entirely on myself strength, although he died early..."

"cut!"

"Idiot!" Yang Xiaoman pouted, and began to use the WIFI in the car to connect to her mobile phone, playing her favorite music. Regarding music... Xiaoman likes soft music, especially Gufeng's favorite .

And a man like Xu Mang likes to listen to some explosive music, which can stimulate blood.

The car drove on the highway, and during the one-hour journey, in order to relieve boredom...Xiaoman brought up the topic of how to take care of the children, and then the two started a heated discussion.

"Ugh?"

"If the child asks you that the popsicle in his hand has melted, how should you answer?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously: "You also know... when the child is eager to understand the world, how do you explain the popsicle? melted question?"

how to explain?

Well...

Isn't it simple?

Xu Mang coughed lightly, and said seriously: "This is based on the theory of entropy increase. In a closed system, the development of solid molecules from order to disorder is irreversible, so this low-temperature popsicle and the natural environment There is an energy exchange that leads to disordering of the solid molecules leading to a transition to the liquid state..."

finished,

Xu Mang still thought he was quite beautiful, which was basically the most standard answer. Who would dare to say that the popsicles were not the same principle?

However...After listening to Xu Mang's answer, Yang Xiaoman wanted to kill him, because the popsicles were heated because of the weather...What kind of entropy increase theory, does the child understand?It's just... the biggest idiot of idiots, the biggest idiot of assholes!

"It's my turn!" Xu Mang asked seriously while driving, "If the child asks you where I come from, how should you answer?"

"Uh..."

"Let me think about it!" Yang Xiaoman frowned and thought a lot. This question is not easy to answer, and it cannot be easily perfunctory... In fact, every child is very curious about the question of their own origin. When asking this question, , Children are full of expectations in their hearts, hoping that their parents can give themselves a satisfactory answer.

but...

It's too embarrassing to tell the truth!

"I'll tell my kid..."

"Because many years ago, my father and mother loved each other very much, and then they got married. My father put a seed of love in my mother's belly, and then this seed stayed in my mother's belly for ten months, and slowly grew into you. , and you were born."

words fell,

Xiaoman's heart was warm, and she couldn't help touching her belly, her whole body exuded the halo of maternal love.

"wrong!"

"It's too superficial!" Xu Mang said seriously, "Where do I come from... This question has philosophical significance. I... can be divided into three parts: id, ego, and superego, which are the creatures in personality. physical, psychological and social."

"That's why you have self-awareness, so that you can exist in this colorful world in my form." Xu Mang smiled and said, "This is the most standard answer to where I come from, what do you think?"

Yang Xiaoman: °ー°〃

Or... just kill him!

so annoying!

"what happened?"