I really don't want to lie down and win

"You... how old are you this year?" Wang Shao's little wife asked Xu Mang curiously: "It is said on the Internet that you are only 22 this year."

"..."

"Just call me by my name, Academician Xu will be gone..." Xu Mang said helplessly, "And this Guigeng Ci... It sounds very twisted, I am indeed 22 years old this year...Xiaoman Exactly 20 years old, the two of us are married on the verge of death, and it happens to be legal."

Glancing at Xu Mang and then at Yang Xiaoman, the two of them were really impatient, and also... After all, they've known each other since four years ago, and they should be almost married.

after that,

Xu Mang sent Chen Shao and the others to the hotel, but returned home with Xiaoman to prepare for the final work. In fact, there was nothing to prepare for. Xu Mang was just checking the car, while Xiaoman was admiring her wedding dress. This wedding dress... I just love it the more I look at it.

night,

quietly,

Xu Mang lay on the bed and looked at the ceiling. Sometimes life is very strange. He got married unknowingly, and even became a father. I never thought about it when I was studying. Glancing at Xiaoman, he found that the little goblin was staring at him.

"what happened?"

"Look at me like this." Xu Mang asked curiously.

"It's nothing...I'm just curious about why I married you." Yang Xiaoman looked at Xiaoman and said with a smile: "Look at yourself, you are full of flaws all over your body, and you are not gentle at all...I just wonder Why should I marry you?"

"..."

"Ghost knows!" Xu Mang said angrily, "Aren't you the same? At least I'm tall and have a standard figure. Now I'm worried... The child has inherited your genes. If he doesn't grow tall, he'll be doomed." .”

"roll!"

"Crow's mouth!" Yang Xiaoman also knew that he was short, and when his husband said that...he immediately began to worry about the child's height, but now that the society is so developed, there should be no problem with growing taller, before the bone line heals , there must be a way to grow taller.

...

The next day,

Xu Mang sent Xiaoman to the mother-in-law's house, said a few words to the mother-in-law, and then left in a hurry. After meeting up with Chen Shao and the others, they drove to Ning city.

an hour and a half,

When he finally arrived in Ning City, Xu Mang started to get busy again. He didn't finish everything until noon. When he returned to his home, he was already exhausted. In short, for him... getting married was really a very tiring thing, You must take good care of Xiaoman, and you won't get a divorce even if you kill yourself.

"..."

"Ah!" Xu Mang collapsed on the sofa, and said with a salty face, "I'm already dead..."

"stand up!"

"Hurry up and clean up the house, and you will be lying on the sofa as soon as you get home." Seeing her son's lazy look, Xu's mother felt very distressed, and said angrily: "Are you usually So? Let Xiaoman do all the work at home?"

"what!"

"Your daughter-in-law...forget it, I won't talk to you." Xu Mang said helplessly, "Mom...I'm hungry, help me get something to eat, I'm going to be busy these days I'm dead."

Although she didn't like her son very much, he was her own son after all. After hearing Xu Mang's words, Xu's mother went to the kitchen and started cooking noodles. Soon a bowl of delicious noodles came out of the pot. Maybe she was really hungry. Yes, it tastes delicious.

sizzle

sizzle

"By the way, have you been checked in the hospital?" Mother Xu asked curiously, "Is it a boy or a girl?"

"do not know."

"But I guess it's twins, a boy and a girl..." Xu Mang said calmly while eating the noodles, "Xiaoman likes to eat hot and sour food, don't you mean sour and spicy? Since there are two flavors I like them all, it’s twins.”

"Dragon twins?"

"Okay, okay!" Xu's mother's face was full of joy. Although she was an older generation, she was very open-minded about children. It was the same for boys and girls. Could it be that after giving birth to a daughter, she was not from the Xu family?It's impossible, of course...it would be better to have a grandson and a granddaughter at the same time.

"By the way...Mom, tell your relatives, don't embarrass Xiaoman, we are very pressed for time, and now she is pregnant." Xu Mang reminded: "In case something happens... really I can't stand it."

"Ok!"

"Don't worry!" Mother Xu nodded, "I've already said, come in unimpeded all the way, and then go through the process."

"Speaking of being pregnant..."

"What should we do with the toast tomorrow night?" Mother Xu frowned suddenly, and said worriedly, "I'm afraid that some people won't know what's going on...I must let you drink. Will you drink the wine or not?"

"It doesn't exist." Xu Mang said with a smile: "Your son, I am an academician of the Academy of Sciences now, and...forget it, I can't tell you something. Speaking of New Years and holidays, some leaders of Ning City didn't come over? "

"Have!"

"There are a lot of people coming during the National Day." Mother Xu said: "Big and small bags are brought here, almost all of them are disciples of your old father-in-law's brother."

"Oh..."

"Didn't you take it?"

"no!"

"Well..." Xu Mang nodded, and said seriously: "Mom... don't take these things, they are easy to be contaminated with landmines, and we won't be able to tell when the time comes, and our family has no shortage Money, don't be greedy for cheap."

"What are you talking about?" Xu's mother rolled her eyes and said seriously: "Stinky boy... you actually started to teach me a lesson?"

"hey-hey..."

"Get used to it...really get used to it."

...

According to the rules of Ning City, the night before the wedding, it is necessary to gather relatives together and have a light meal, but...Xu Mang directly omitted this link. At this time, he was lying on the sofa, looking bored. TV, there is no appearance of marriage at all.

At this time,

Xiaoman's phone call came.

"Hey?"

"What's wrong?" Xu Mang asked gently, crossing his legs, "Are you nervous?"

"A little bit." Xiaoman squeaked and said, "Are you nervous?"

"I?"

"No!" Xu Mang smiled, and then said seriously: "I'm thinking about something... I think this wedding ceremony is completely redundant... Both of us have received our marriage certificates, it's completely unnecessary. Why hold a wedding when it is legally sanctioned?"

"Hey?"