I really don't want to lie down and win

"..."

Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily: "I'm not busy...and I'm also earning money for milk powder for my children, why don't you... save the world and at the same time work part-time as a baby daddy, baby daddy is very popular now, It just so happens that you are the science daddy."

Uh?

Science Dad?

It's an interesting word!

Xu Mang fell in love with this title in an instant, but he soon felt the pressure. Having one child was already tiring enough, and he had two problems... Usually, the siblings seem to have a grudge against each other, and when they cry, they cry together. And one cried louder than the other.

"never mind..."

"Mom will be here later, I still have something to do today." Xu Mang said helplessly, "By the way...didn't you say that the manufacturers of high-precision equipment are planning to boycott you together? Boycott How is it? Did it have any effect?"

"Ugh..."

"They are using new media to discredit my company." Yang Xiaoman sighed, and said helplessly, "I'm really mad at me...they are local snakes, and they can't do anything about it, so this time it's just A fight that can be won but not lost.”

Xu Mang frowned: "Now that I know you are my wife, why are they still here?"

"Yup!"

"They think you can't do it." Yang Xiaoman showed a treacherous smile, and said to Xu Mang, "Think you can't develop an atomic clock. Although you are a great scientist, if you are an engineer, how can you possibly develop an atomic clock?"

Even though he knew it was an angry remark, probably to anger himself, Xu Mang was so willing to be irritated, and said seriously: "Just kidding... who am I? Xu Mang... the invincible father of Xu Yang and Xu Man , I will admit defeat?"

"Humph!"

"I don't believe it!" Yang Xiaoman said arrogantly, "Unless you help me win the bid!"

At this time,

The son and daughter finished drinking the milk powder, and they were looking at their own mother with a cute face, full of confusion in life...Why is today's mother different from yesterday?

"what happened?"

"Did mom become prettier?" Yang Xiaoman leaned in front of Xu Yang and Xu Man, kissed each other, and said softly: "Looking at the confused looks on your two little guys' faces, I must think that why today Your mother is so beautiful, isn't she?"

Xu Mang: °ー°〃

I...

This Nima,

Where did the confidence come from?

"Ugh?"

"Can you be faithful to the facts?" Xu Mang said angrily, "Look at your hair, it's the same as a chicken nest...Of course the child won't recognize it. He thought he had a different mother. Let's cut his hair short. You have lied to me for a long time."

"I can cut it!" Yang Xiaoman gave Xu Mang a blank look while teasing her baby, and said, "By the way, why do you love short hair so much? Back then you just found a girl with short hair. If I cut it... What if the child doesn't recognize me?"

"If you change your hairstyle, you should change your mood." Xu Mang said seriously, "Don't worry... my son and daughter won't dislike you."

suddenly,

The son looked at Xiaoman and shouted, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." At this moment, the daughter also started shouting, "Yeah, yeah...Although I couldn't understand what was being said, Xu Mang, who has always been a playwright, instantly understood. child meaning.

"Look, look!"

"The child is telling you...cut your hair short, I want to see how my mother's hair looks." Xu Mang imitated the child's voice and said with a smile.

Yang Xiaoman was so angry, if it was really the child who asked him to cut his hair short, of course it was incumbent on him... But this guy spread information randomly, and he couldn't stand it... Then he said: "Hey, hey, can you be normal! "

"Cut or not?"

"Cut scissors!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily, "It's so annoying!"

after that,

The two of them washed up briefly, and then went downstairs with the child in their arms. Recently...the child's desire to speak has become stronger and stronger, and he often said things that he didn't understand. Although Xu Mang and Xiaoman I don't understand, but Yang's mother and Xu's mother can understand.

perhaps,

This is the exclusive skill of grandma and grandma.

"Yeah... aye... ah..."

"Aye... ah... yay..."

The siblings were talking to their mother, while Xiaoman's eyes were darkened, and she couldn't understand anything... She asked seriously, "Do you want Mom to bully Dad?"

"Yah"

"Aye"

The little guy ignored Xiaoman and talked to himself.

Then,

Xiaoman picked up her children one by one, walked to Xu Mang's side, and asked, "Have you returned your breakfast?"

"almost!"

"This place is full of oily smoke, how can you let the children come?" Xu Mang frowned, and said seriously, "Hurry up...you yellow-faced woman is fine, you have been ruined by chemicals all the time, and you are already invincible from all poisons." Invaded, the baby's skin is so tender, what if it is infested by oily smoke?"

I...

Whoops... so angry!

Yang Xiaoman almost exploded on the spot, if it wasn't for holding the child, he would have fought desperately with this idiot in front of him.

at this time,

The child smiled...a good laugh.

"Hey?"

"You two little guys, aren't you too much?" Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Yang and Xu Man, and said reluctantly: "You two were born by me! It was my mother who gave you life."

"All right!"

"Don't be jealous." Xu Mang said helplessly, "Hurry up and get out... The oily fume is not good for children."

Then,

The jealous Xiaoman left angrily, but soon her anger was swept away, because the child's smile saved her gloomy mood.