I really don't want to lie down and win

Xu Yang: °ー°〃

Xu Man: °ー°〃

The two little guys looked at the uncle and the aunt in a daze. They didn't know what to do for a while, so they stared at the couple in a daze, and then cried...the crying was so loud that the four of them fell apart on the spot. I was terrified, now...in the Yang family, Xu Yang and Xu Man have a higher status than uncle.

"move!"

"I think the child is anxious to go home." Xu Mang said seriously, "Uncle and Aunt, let's go..."

"you..."

"Forget it." Hearing Xu Mang's words, the aunt almost died of anger, and finally said helplessly: "Remember to bring the child with you next time you go on a business trip, or you don't have to come, it's fine if the child comes, you come It’s different if you don’t come.”

Xu Mang: 囧

Yang Xiaoman: 囧

That's horrible!

It wasn't like this before.

on the plane,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman finally breathed a sigh of relief. At this time, the two little guys were exhausted and fell asleep happily, and then shed a lot. Did Xiaoman take out a tissue and help the siblings? The two wiped their saliva and squeezed their mouths from time to time.

"have a look!"

"Your genes!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "When I was in high school, I saw that you slept in class every time and didn't wake up until noon, and your face was full of your own haha. I was taught by the children."

"Okay!"

"That's it...Actually." Xu Mang looked at the sleeping child, and said with a smile, "It's not a big deal, and habits will change slowly. Before I married you, didn't you You have not corrected the bad habits you have cultivated, but you will correct them when the time comes."

"nonsense!"

"I can't stand such a bad habit." Yang Xiaoman glared, and then said seriously: "By the way...after I go back, can you be a little faster for the software problem? Anyway, I will give you a week to fix it right away. The software is finished!"

"Oh!"

"Don't worry...it'll be soon." Xu Mang said lazily, "I'm a quick shooter, and I can get it done right away. I mean, you have to keep up with the amount of money you have, otherwise you won't be motivated enough, and then you'll be out of business again." scold me."

"Hey!"

"I am yours now, what are you going to do?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily, "Idiot... I gave you the money, but it will be returned to me in the end, are you tired?"

"Life should have a sense of ritual!"

"Isn't it okay to have a hand addiction?" Xu Mang said angrily, "Don't talk nonsense...Hurry up and call me [-] million, otherwise I won't have this motivation, and I won't even give me the money...You still want me to contribute, There is nothing so good in the world."

"What do you mean no money?"

"Didn't I give you 1000 million?" Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang, and said seriously, "Let me ask you... where did you spend all your money? Is there someone out there? Take my mother's money To raise wild flowers outside? You have no heart!"

Finished!

It's all over!

Xiaoman is going to start her own screenwriting again.

"Humph!"

"I understand!"

"I already understand everything!" Yang Xiaoman blushed because of his anger. He was completely angry, and said, "Is it already a game behind the scenes? Let me tell you... If you and I Divorce, I will bring two knives, stab you to death with one knife, and stab me to death with the other knife, even a ghost will not let you go!"

Oh my God!

This is crazy!

"Hey hey!"

"Can you stop being so rich in thinking?" Xu Mang said helplessly, "Old couples... are still thinking wildly, the children are so old, and they will call daddy in five months, can they improve a bit? What will the children think of us in the future?"

Speaking of speaking,

Yang Xiaoman's little thoughts came alive again.

Should I call my mother first, or my father first?

Well...

"Xu Yang!"

"Xu Man!"

"Now mom is ordering you to call mom first, otherwise mom will beat you to death." Yang Xiaoman fiercely said to the siblings: "Did you hear... If you dare to call dad first, mom will get angry. Beat your little asses red and red."

...

Back home,

After Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman made arrangements for their children, they both died paralyzed on the sofa. They were so tired...

"Order takeout?"

"Ok!"

Xu Mang took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of their favorite restaurant. After ordering some food, he collapsed on the sofa again without moving a muscle.

"Ugh..."

"I feel like I'm going to die!" Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman, and said helplessly, "It's really tiring to take the child on a long trip...Xiaoman, what the hell have we done? Why are there two Little Overlord?"

"Wow wow wow!"

"Wow wow wow!"

Yang Xiaoman hadn't spoken yet, but there was an earth-shattering cry upstairs. The couple looked at each other, and Xiaoman said, "Go!"

Xu Mang sighed, got up with difficulty, then performed a series of operations, and then ran upstairs, each with a feeding bottle, and stopped crying in an instant. Now Xu Mang has passed the previous day. A passion, now... only deep weariness.

"You two little bastards, you have made your parents miserable." Xu Mang suddenly felt that he was crazy, what kind of daughter did he want... he couldn't figure it out at all, Xu Yang and Xu Man alone already wanted to Myself and Xiaoman were driven crazy, wouldn't another one explode in place?

"Grow up quickly!"

"Mom and Dad are going crazy." Xu Mang lay on the bedside, watching the two little guys sucking the bottle, filled with emotion for a moment, and said to himself, "Time is so fast... I don't know you two little ones How's the guy going back and forth."

At this time,