I really don't want to lie down and win

"Hey hey hey..."

"You understand!" Xu Mang smiled, and then turned over and pushed Xiaoman down, and slowly moved up, but suddenly a hand appeared in the middle, directly blocking the most romantic moment, Xu Mang was full of love. He looked at her dumbfoundedly.

"Then you have to accept my test!" Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's face: "I'll just ask two questions... If you answer correctly, then what...you understand."

test?

two questions?

Isn't she joking?

Xu Mang showed a disdainful smile, and said seriously: "Xiaoman... the man in front of you is the most powerful physicist in the world, the god of physics today, I know the truth of the universe, I can By calculating the trajectory of any star, I can discover the most basic particles that make up matter."

"Two small problems... It's not that Xu Mang is bragging. If I add two zeros after it, I won't make a mistake!" Xu Mang said proudly, "As long as I make a mistake... I will stand Thomas the spiral flower on my head He committed suicide by swallowing dung, and it was the kind of performance on the spot."

Inverted Thomas Helix suicide by swallowing feces?

Does this guy have any self-abuse tendencies?I've already owed you several paragraphs... still want to come?

"Hey?"

"You have to think clearly... You already owe me several times to shit on your head, and you owe me another one." Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "I'll give you another chance, I'm afraid of you now... Boss It's this kind of crazy oath."

"Three meals!"

"If I make one mistake, I'll perform three handstands Thomas Corkscrew and commit suicide by swallowing feces!" Xu Mang said disdainfully, "I'm just kidding...my brain is full of all kinds of knowledge, what don't I know? I Even the black holes and neutron stars, the most mysterious celestial bodies in the universe, are well known..."

words fell,

Xu Mang said hastily: "You have to ask some questions that I understand. You asked me to answer financial stuff... How could I understand this, such as mother and baby."

"Do not worry!"

"Third grade questions." Xiaoman smiled and said, "How is it? Are there any problems with third grade questions?"

"Humph!"

"Ask!" Xu Mang didn't bother to argue, and asked with a look of disdain.

"Excuse me..."

"What is the order of the strokes of the 1 word?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

Ten thousand?

Stroke order?

This f*cking self is almost 24 years old, and he doesn't even understand the stroke order of the Wanzi?What a joke!

"Horizontal folding hook!"

"Look like this...Horizontal and horizontal folding hooks." Xu Mang drew in the air.

"wrong!"

"The correct answer is horizontal folding and hooking!" Yang Xiaoman said seriously.

ha?

Horizontal folding hook skimming?

How is this possible!

At this moment, Xu Mang's face was full of confusion and doubts. It has been more than ten years since he wrote the ten thousand characters in elementary school until now he has three children... But the way he wrote it was wrong?

"I do not believe!"

"I don't even believe it!" Xu Mang said resolutely, "How could I be wrong..."

however,

After a few seconds,

Xiaoman took out his mobile phone and searched the stroke order of the ten thousand characters on the Internet. Xu Mang was completely autistic... The contemporary god of physics, even the so-called professor had to stand aside when he saw him. In the end, even one ten thousand character The order of strokes is unknown.

"Ha ha!"

"Little Mangzi?"

"What's wrong with you?" Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's chin and said softly, "Why don't you go to the bathroom first?"

"..."

"Hurry up to the next question... I... this..." Xu Mang didn't know what to do for a while, and hurriedly said, "You put the question first... I don't believe it, the question for the third grade of elementary school , how could I not do it, to be reasonable... I even won the first prize in the Ning City Composition Competition!"

"cut!"

"May I ask the order of the strokes of the fire character?" Xiaoman asked.

"Let's dot, dot, dot." Xu Mang made gestures in the air, and said confidently, "This is absolutely correct, I swear on my life... If this is wrong again, it will be more difficult for Thomas Spiral Flower to commit suicide by swallowing dung upside down." , handstand Thomas spiral three weeks and a half Huashi committed suicide by swallowing feces!"

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

Three and a half weeks of turning around?

Is your brain okay?

result...

Next second,

Xu Mang entered the autistic mode again, and the correct order of strokes was dots and strokes.

Xu Mang: ￣￣;

No way?

Why can't I even know the subject of the third grade of elementary school?

I...

What's wrong with me?

Looking at her autistic husband, Yang Xiaoman was so happy. I haven't seen his expression like this for a long time. Confidence and flamboyance are his label. From the time I met him to now... this label has never changed. As a result... I saw it today.

IQ is suppressed, it is really rare!

"whee"