I really don't want to lie down and win

Yang Xiaoman's heart is indeed very excited, her shocking plan will be implemented at night, this plan has been secretly arranged two months before the college entrance examination.

Ha ha,

I was finally waiting for this day by my old lady!

resign yourself to fate

asshole!

......

Chapter 2: Xu Mang's Enlightenment (3/3, if you want to change it, change it thoroughly and add changes)

Xu Mang looked at the dishes in front of him, and felt a bad premonition when he was ordered by Yang Xiaoman.

Scrambled eggs with leeks, fried fragrant and dried leeks, fried shredded pork with leeks, fried shrimp with leeks...

what's the situation?

Why are they all leeks?

Xu Mang looked up at the expressionless Yang Xiaoman, and asked cautiously, "Xiaoman?"

"What?"

"This...why are these all leeks?" Xu Mang said helplessly, "I don't like vegetarians, why don't you... help me order some meat dishes."

"Meat dishes, right?"

"I ordered you to eat!" Yang Xiaoman suddenly raised his head, looked at Xu Mang and said calmly, "If you don't eat, be careful to blow your dog's head!"

"rest assured!"

"I like to eat anything!" Xu Mang patted his chest and said triumphantly, "As long as you don't put green onions and coriander, anyone who comes is welcome!"

soon,

Yang Xiaoman's meat dishes are on the table.

At this moment, Xu Mang wanted to slap himself twice, good guy... What kind of trouble is this going to do?

Hot kidney, stewed pork kidney, fried kidney, fungus fried kidney...

Why is it all waist flowers?

"..."

"..."

Neither of them spoke, and the atmosphere was a little tense at this time.

"Eat it!"

"According to your request, they are all meat dishes!" Yang Xiaoman urged.

"I..."

"This..." Xu Mang held his chopsticks and asked confusedly, "Is there anything more normal? For example, my favorite grilled steak, fried pork chops, and fish with sauerkraut are also fine."

Yang Xiaoman is so angry, he has worked so hard to pick out so many delicious foods, but in the end this guy doesn't like any of them.

Are you deliberately against me, my wife?

Can't kill you!

"Hey!"

"Aren't you going too far?" Yang Xiaoman asked angrily, "Today you have to choose between leeks and kidneys!"

"I..."

"I choose to die." Xu Mang shrank his head and said innocently, "I really don't like food..."

Yang Xiaoman gave up completely, and said absent-mindedly: "Forget it, don't force you, let's talk about going to drink at night?"

"Don't go!"

"Drinking is a mistake." Xu Mang shook his head, and said seriously, "I want to read tonight!"

Xu Mang didn't lie. There were several high school physics review materials in the car. Although the time during the day was wasted, he had to make good use of it at night, otherwise he wouldn't be able to keep up with the speed of the large army.

however,

When a person talks too much nonsense, telling the truth will be mistaken for nonsense.

Look...

reading? !

What about fools?

Yang Xiaoman naturally wouldn't believe Xu Mang's words, and said impatiently, "Don't watch it today!"

Queen orders,

have to.

Xu Mang nodded awkwardly but politely: "Okay."

"Xiaoman?"

"Is your father strict with his wife?" Xu Mang asked curiously, "Your mother must be very powerful, right?"

"What do you want to do?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang and sneered, "Are you going to sue?"

"No no no!"

"I don't have that idea..." Xu Mang shook his head hastily: "Really!"

Yang Xiaoman knew Xu Mang well, and there must be some reason for every question he asked.

Recently, Xiaoman felt a little danger,

Due to the separation of the two places,

This guy seems out of his control.

Yang Xiaoman, who has always been very sensitive to crisis awareness, is very irritable, ordinary people are fine, but it happens to be this man with the Pippi Shrimp attribute.