Xu Mang had just stepped on the bus to school when he ran into a classmate named Tang Xin.
"Xu Mang?!"
"I heard you got No. 1." Tang Xin sat next to Xu Mang. Unlike in the past, she now had a smile on her face.
hypocritical smile,
This was the first feeling Tang Xin gave Xu Mang.
"Please call me a genius, thank you!" Xu Mang's expression was a little serious.
"..."
"Xu Mang is a genius, can you teach me how to write?" Tang Xin asked with a smile, "Writing has always been my weakest point. I always deviate from the topic. Will you help me out of this suffering?"
"Oh?"
Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and said curiously, "Let's not mention this for now, where's your school basketball team's big cock boyfriend?"
"Uh..."
"We broke up, he...he is not suitable." Tang Xin was a little embarrassed.
"That's it."
Xu Mang nodded, and said silently, "I'll ask you a question. If you answer it correctly, I will promise you to help you with your homework."
"Just ask!"
"Who is handsome, me or your big cock boyfriend?" Xu Mang asked.
"you!"
"You are much more handsome than him!" Tang Xin replied forcefully.
Hearing this answer, Xu Mang was very satisfied. This woman can still be saved!
but,
Tang Xin sneezed, which made Xu Mang a little nervous.
"You...you have a cold?"
"Yes."
Xu Mang hesitated for a moment, then silently pointed to the seat next to him, and said solemnly, "Please stay away from me, a cold is contagious!"
......
Chapter 35 Snacks in class: Grim Reaper Spicy Strips
The first class in the morning was still the politics class of the old class. Xu Mang didn't have any objections to it. Anyway, everything was the same. Of course...Xu Mang was a little different today. He had to do something big.
Sneak snacks in class!
Ordinary students can only steal snacks in some special classes, such as those retired special recruits who are old and blind. This kind of teacher will basically not care about you, as long as you don’t make sounds and smells, you can go to heaven.
Xu Mang was different,
He has always been very courageous, with a strong head, and he is quite understanding on the road to death.
Steal snacks in the head teacher's class!Most people don't even dare to think about it, but Xu Mang not only thought about it, he also wanted to implement this idea, and he also ate the high-level food in the sneak snack series in class!
Regarding the series of class snacks, the levels are quite strict, such as sugar... This kind of snacks belongs to the basic level, anyone can eat it, and will not be caught. Of course, if you are really lucky, there is also a catch on the spot.
E.g,
A certain student sneakily ate a candy, but the next second the teacher asked him to get up to answer the question, which basically meant getting out of the series.
Intermediate snacks are potato chips. Although potato chips have no smell, the crisp sound they make when they are eaten into the mouth is quite deadly. If you are not careful, you will fall into the abyss.
For this level of snacks, people who have more than three years of experience in stealing snacks in class can do it, because they have experience and know how not to make a sound.
The technique is very simple. Put the huge potato chips into your mouth, and use the squeeze of the upper and lower jaws and the liquid soaking to soften the potato chips quickly, so as to reach the level of entering the stomach. The most important thing is guts.
The high-end snack is Weilong Spicy Strips. The pungent smell can permeate the entire classroom in an instant. This snack is terrifying, not to mention the elite-level snack-eating lovers in class, and the master-level lovers are also dead.
Legendary snacks... instant noodles in buckets, the kind soaked in boiling water, this is just a legend, no one can make it, including Xu Mang.
Nowadays,
What Xu Mang wanted to eat was the enhanced version of Weilong spicy noodles.
to be frank,
Xu Mang was a little worried in his heart, because he was not a person who could eat spicy food very much. The reason why he ate this food was because he watched other people's tasting videos on the Internet, and he planned to try it if he didn't believe in evil.
"hey-hey!"
Xu Mang secretly took out a red box with a skull printed on it from his schoolbag. When he saw the words "Devil's Spicyness, Do You Dare to Challenge" written on the box, Xu Mang's desire to challenge was instantly aroused.
"Yang Xiaoman?"
"Did you bring water?" Xu Mang asked secretly.
"Don't you call yourself a porter of nature?" Yang Xiaoman said in a low voice without turning his head, "There is a big bucket of mineral water behind you."
"Have you ever used a water dispenser?" Xu Mang said helplessly, "When you pour water from a water dispenser, it will make a sound, that kind of thump, thump, thump, and you don't have common sense in life."
"idiot!"
Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly, silently took out an unopened bottle of water, passed it from under the table, and said, "Remember to buy me a new bottle of water."
"okay!"
With the water of life, Xu Mang carefully unwrapped the bag of Death God spicy sticks, and saw a stick of spicy sticks wrapped in tin foil.
I go!
After spending so much money, just give one?
Xu Mang was so angry that this merchant was too stingy. He only gave one spicy stick at such an expensive price. Are you crazy about money?
"System, how many skill points do you need to steal the Reaper Hot Tiao in class?"
After being identified by the system, the exchange value of stealing Reaper spicy bars in class: 500 stealing snacks in class skill
so expensive?
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