I really don't want to lie down and win

"The first is the concept of Karma, called Karma, and the other is Dharma. Karma and Dharma are the most important concepts of this system." Xu Mang paused for a moment, and then said: "Dharma is the code of conduct for people. The words of Karma It's more complicated, and you have to judge according to your own method, that is...to use the method to obtain karma, and if the karma is high, you can upgrade in the next life."

The professor stared at Xu Mang, and said helplessly after a long time: "Xu Mang...don't come to my class in the future, I don't have any knowledge you want here...you go...uh... Modern history is very good, go and learn modern history!"

words fell,

The professor just left.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

This...

Is this gone?

"Professor wait for me!"

"Where is the modern history classroom?" Xu Mang chased him out.

...

I had lunch at noon,

In Xiaoman's dormitory,

Xu Mang was lying on her bed, still carrying a unique fragrance, not to mention Xu Mang who had slept all morning, after smelling this fragrance, sleepiness swept over him, and then fell asleep again, but his face There is an extra chemistry book.

during the following days,

Xu Mang occasionally went to the history department to attend lectures in the morning, and basically stayed in the dormitory in the afternoon, either playing games or sleeping. His life was quite comfortable and loose, not at all what contemporary college students should be.

Too,

Xu Mang was the kind of person who would become a salted fish without any restraints on his body, and he himself was a salted fish.

this day,

Just after returning from a lecture in the History Department, Xu Mang turned on his computer and searched for the review time of Nature Physics on the Internet. It has been almost so many days, and there is not even a single email.

later,

Only then did Xu Mang realize that he had missed the best submission time. Even if he passed the review of the theory of information conservation of black holes on Nature Physics, it would not be published until January.

joke...

December has just begun.

Ding

Wechat news.

It was Yang Xiaoman who sent the WeChat message.

Bits of life: I'm so tired...

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: I am lying now

Bits of life: Can one have a little basic conscience￣︿￣

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: In fact, I just lie down

Bits of life: get out!Convex

Ugh...

this woman.

Xu Mang sighed. In fact, Xiaoman was really clingy.

in the afternoon,

Xu Mang appeared in the principal's office.

Xu Mang has been tortured enough these days. He has no sense of history, and he has the habit of falling asleep while listening to it. It is almost impossible to stick to a class, so he found the principal and planned to show his cards directly.

this time,

No fruit basket for Schrodingxu!

"Please come in!"

After hearing this, Xu Mang pushed the door open and entered.

"..."

"Don't you have to go to class this afternoon?" The principal looked helpless when he saw Xu Mang: "Why is there no fruit basket today?"

"No more."

"Anyway, you can't eat it." Xu Mang said with a smile: "My final exam for history major has basically got full marks!"

The principal was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, "Why did you get full marks again? You've only been in class for a few days."

"Second grandpa!"

"Do you still have any doubts about what I said?" Xu Mang said solemnly, "I just came here today to tell you that I won't be going to class, and when the exam time comes, just let me know and I'll take the exam... I will give you a full answer at that time."

I...

Good guy!

What is this going to do?

The principal was so angry that he couldn't speak for a while, but finally nodded in agreement with Xu Mang. According to the feedback he received from the professors of the history department, recently there was a cute student who often came to listen and fell asleep after listening for 5 minutes. caught.

"Second grandfather?"

"I...I want to take a long vacation." Xu Mang said shyly, "I'm going to Princeton University."

Hearing Xu Mang's words, the principal frowned, feeling vaguely that something was wrong. Last time this guy went to Tsinghua University, he made a lot of messes, but when he went to Princeton University, God knows what would happen. If it is not done well, it is an international matter.

"What are you going to do?" The headmaster said solemnly, "Just stay here, you can't go anywhere!"

Xu Mang had already thought that this would happen before he came, so Xu Mang had his own trick to make such a request.

"headmaster!"

"The team representing our country to participate in PUMaC this time, Xiaoman is the main player, right?" Xu Mang said with a smile, "If she doesn't perform well, the impact may be disastrous."

"..."