I really don't want to lie down and win

"This is an M4A1...not a real gun!" The strong man was a little anxious: "A toy gun! Not a real one."

"Understood!"

"Go ahead." The deputy nodded and said seriously.

After hearing this comrade's words, the strong man hurriedly said: "This day I went out of the stall as usual, and life is not easy... I cheated a little money from a child, but these two people appeared behind me. At first I made a lot of money. A few hundred yuan for a couple, I thought it was beautiful at the time, and thought I met a fool."

"Then it was a tragedy. The couple won crazy, won crazy, won crazy, and in a blink of an eye, I lost more than 500. That's called accurate... It's just a random hit, click! Don't even aim. , Ka Ka Ka hit, I'm like a human..." The strong man was halfway through his explanation, and suddenly smiled across the face.

however,

Xu Mang felt as if his soul had been infused at this moment!

The strong man asked with a confused look: "You...are you laughing at me?"

"No no no!"

"I just thought of some happy things." The comrade immediately put on a serious expression: "Please continue."

result...

The deputy director also laughed out loud.

The strong man was anxious: "I'm not joking! I really broke the law!"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

"Then what... let's get down to business." The deputy director asked, "Did you bring that toy gun you were talking about?"

"Bring it!"

The strong man took out a toy gun and handed it to the two people in front of him.

After careful inspection, I didn't find anything strange. This is just an ordinary toy gun.

puff,

The comrades around the deputy office couldn't hold back again... they laughed helplessly.

"Hey! I've endured you for a long time!" The strong man said, "I really broke the law! Really!"

"Cough cough!"

"Don't get me wrong...I just remembered something happy." The colleague hastened to explain.

"You are obviously laughing at me, and you haven't stopped." The strong man shouted at the comrade.

The deputy said: "Sir, we have received strict professional training. No matter how funny it is, we will not laugh... By the way, the man and woman behind you were your customers at that time, right?"

"exactly!"

"The elder brother said that I have a gun. If I don't turn myself in, I will be imprisoned in the future." The strong man pointed to Xu Mang.

"Hello, comrade." Xu Mang originally wanted to call the police uncle, but... he is also a professor, so calling someone else's uncle is a bit embarrassing, so he temporarily changed the title to comrade, "Don't wonder if I was wrong, because I can guarantee that More professional than you!"

The deputy looked puzzled, what's the matter with this guy?Coming up is calling itself professional.

"you are?"

"I'm Xu Mang, deputy director of Fuda's Department of Physics and professor of theoretical physics!" Xu Mang took out a piece of paper and handed it to the comrade in front of him: "This is the toy I got through calculations." The joule value of the gun, according to the firearms management law, the damage kinetic energy of this toy gun completely exceeds that of the simulation one."

"..."

"..."

He said he was a professor?

How do you look like a student.

Xu Mang...

The name sounds familiar.

"Xu Mang?" The comrade seemed to recall something, and said in surprise, "You are the most popular recently, the youngest professor in history, Professor Xu Mang Xu?"

"Yes."

"It's me!" Xu Mang smiled.

words fell,

The colleague said something to his leader, and for a moment the deputy's puzzled expression became a little more serious: "Hello, Professor Xu, thank you for supporting our work in your busy schedule, so what? ... We will have professionals come and judge whether it is really lethal."

"no..."

"Me! Xu Mang!" Xu Mang pointed directly, and asked with disbelief: "An authority in the field of science, are your professionals as professional as I am?"

Not to mention,

Xu Mang has absolute confidence in this point. Others need professional instruments to judge, but Xu Mang only needs to know the air pressure and impact time of the balloon to accurately calculate the specific value.

"This...then what." The deputy director didn't know what to say, but relatively speaking, he believed in professional equipment. After all, Xu Mang was not an expert in this field.

"never mind."

"By the way, this old man doesn't know that he broke the law, and he has surrendered himself, so he should be educated." Xu Mang asked curiously, "I don't know what you two think?"

The deputy director nodded again and again, and said seriously: "That's it."

in fact,

Xu Mang is only a professor, and his words are not so important. The reason for all this is that the deputy director has seen the list of winners of the Shanghai Annual Commendation Conference. It is conceivable that there is a whole series of Xu Mang's names... How terrifying the power behind him is.

after that,

Xu Mang watched the strong man write the letter of guarantee, and after being verbally educated, the three left.

At this time, the strong man respected Xu Mang, and he didn't take an aggressive attitude like before. In the situation just now, it was obvious that even the staff respected Xu Mang extremely, so why should I not respect him?

"Big brother!"

"Thank you!" The strong man said sincerely, "I didn't expect it to be so serious."

"Don't thank me, just thank this harmonious society." Xu Mang suddenly stood at the commanding heights of morality, and said solemnly, "Goodbye..."

after farewell,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman were not in the mood to go to the playground, but Xu Mang was riding a locomotive, so how to get the three giant dolls back became a problem. However, this is a fast-paced era. Sent to my school.