I really don't want to lie down and win

"Is this a test for us?" An elderly professor came to his senses, and hurriedly obtained four blank papers according to the instructions above. Indeed, there were four topics on them, namely abstract algebra, complex variable function theory, differential geometry and topology.

"No!"

"This is not a test, this is Professor Xu's challenge to us!" A middle-aged man said with a smile: "Accept?"

Everyone accepted this challenge and began to solve the difficult problems given by Xu Mang. Under Xu Mang's design, the difficulty of these four problems was moderate. Of course, this was only a little higher compared to the students, but let these professors do it. Done, it's just a matter of time.

"That's not right!"

"Professor Xu shouldn't have come up with such a simple question." A professor reacted and said seriously: "It's fine for the students to complete these questions, but I don't believe that these extremely simple questions were written by Professor Xu. "

After the professor's reminder, everyone realized that things had indeed become a little weird. According to Professor Xu Mangxu's ability, it was unlikely that he would ask such a question unless he did it on purpose.

at this time,

Cousin vaguely felt something was wrong. Associating with Xu Mang's various behaviors, it was very likely that there was some kind of conspiracy in it. He had a trace of anger in him, and after kicking everyone out, it took less than 5 minutes. , ran away in a hurry.

This is not normal human behavior.

After half an hour,

Done about differential geometry, nothing difficult, just a little complicated.

After another 10 minutes, the problem of abstract algebra was solved, and after another 10 minutes, the problem of complex variable function theory was answered, and finally the problem of topology remained, but this problem was still half an hour away from completion.

and many more!

Cousin Xiaoman found that the answers to the three questions that were solved were very simple, just a series of numbers, but...she seemed to read a certain message from the answers, and these numbers were like some kind of code language. ..

wrong...

Chinese dictionary!

Cousin Xiaoman suddenly came to her senses, and hurried to her desk, saw the Chinese dictionary that had been flipped through, and according to the answers to the three questions, she found the three characters that represented one by one, namely I, No, Answer ...

I didn't answer?

What do you mean?

Cousin Xiaoman fell into confusion, and I didn't answer...it seems so strange.

I didn't answer...

What did I not answer?

Σ°°︴ Wait a minute!

°ー°〃Could it be...

Σ`д′ノノ I didn't answer the question? !

Thinking of this,

Cousin Xiaoman completely collapsed, this was definitely done on purpose, he wanted to depress the professors of mathematics at Columbia University to death.

But it’s not right, why use a Chinese dictionary instead of an Oxford dictionary? There must be some kind of problem. Could it be that... Cousin Xiaoman thought of a possibility. He used a Chinese dictionary on purpose, because only one person present understands it. in, and then...

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and the more angry she became, the more angry she became, but now time was very tight, and Cousin Xiaoman had no time to call and reprimand Xu Mang. She secretly took away the questions the professors gave Xu Mang, and walked out of the office to an empty place. , began to solve this problem.

for a long time,

The question was successfully solved, and Cousin Xiaoman returned to the office, put the question back in its original place, and hid the answer in her drawer, in the middle of a textbook.

at this time,

It just so happened that the last problem was solved.

But except for cousin Xiaoman, everyone was at a loss.

"We have solved it, but what about Professor Xu's answer?" An older professor asked curiously.

"Ha ha!"

"Actually, he played a trick." With a false smile on her face, Cousin Xiaoman said to her colleagues: "The four numbers correspond to the four Chinese characters in a dictionary in Huaguo, and the translation is . ..in the drawer."

soon,

Cousin Xiaoman took out her answer angrily, and shouted to the colleagues present, "I found Xu Mang's answer!"

words fell,

The cousin wanted to beat Xu Mang to death. She wrote it by herself, but it turned out to be his.

How could I have such a brother-in-law?

So far,

Cousin Xiaoman basically straightened out Xu Mang's idea of ​​committing the crime. First, he took advantage of his relationship with him as a relative, and then cleverly arranged according to the characteristics that only he understood, including the deliberately opened Chinese dictionary. .

Step by step to lure myself to help him solve the problem, all the credit will be taken for granted when the truth is announced.

Xu Mang,

What the hell are you human?

...

at this time,

Xiaoman huddled in Xu Mang's arms, and listened to him talking about his sinful plan, annoyed and funny, stretched out his hand and squeezed the soft flesh on Xu Mang's waist, and said, "You are so bad!"

Then the style changed,

Leaning close to Xu Mang's ear, he said softly, "But...I like it so much!"

words fell,

Xiaoman kissed Xu Mang's cheek.

￣3￣︶￣Left!

￣︶￣ε￣ Click to the right!

￣3ε￣Come in the middle too!

Just when the two were gradually lost, a phone call suddenly interrupted all fantasies.

Yang Xiaoman took out his phone and glanced at it, he was stunned.