I really don't want to lie down and win

"Mom asked someone to get you the kidney tonifying medicine. From now on, you should try to drink this medicine every day, just like making tea." Yang Xiaoman said, "It's quite expensive... I heard that drinking too much is good for your health, and you will be very energetic .”

"Don't drink!"

"Is the perpetual motion machine in Ning City fake?" Xu Mang said angrily.

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Yang Xiaoman raised his head, glanced intentionally or unintentionally, and said calmly: "I'll give you a chance to reform."

"..."

"Perpetual motion machines... also need to be maintained. I usually add a little fully synthetic oil to do maintenance, to avoid rust." Xu Mang smiled awkwardly. He forgot the fact that the woman beside him was not ordinary. .

"Humph!"

"Don't mention the word perpetual motion in front of me from now on." Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, and said calmly: "I know how to brag all day long. When I was in love, I bragged about how powerful I am every day. The result? ?”

Xu Mang smiled slightly, walked quietly to Xiaoman's side, held her handsome face in both hands, and said affectionately, "Xiaoman..."

"Huh?" At this time, Yang Xiaoman was nervous with a little expectation.

"You're short and flat!"

words fell,

Xu Mang picked up his notebook and rushed out of the laboratory, not forgetting to say: "Remember to turn off the lights and close the door!"

°ー°〃What just happened?

Σ°°︴My old lady, am I being tricked?

and many more,

What's the matter with your face?

Yang Xiaoman touched his cheek, then took a look, and found that his palm was full of mayonnaise.

￣︿￣I'll kill you at night!

...

The next day,

Xu Mang dragged a body full of scars, struggled to remove the legs resting on his stomach, and walked towards the bathroom with the help of the wall. Facing the murderous Xiaoman last night, Xu Mang knew that all of this was his own retribution... . Should not test the edge of death.

After a brief wash, Xu Mang began to organize his thesis, added new data, and then threw it into Nature's submission mailbox.

Xu Mang glanced at the time. It was 08:30 in the morning, and John Bull's side should be around midnight. According to normal working hours, the earliest Beijing time would be around [-]:[-] pm to send and reply letters.

after that,

Xu Mang went out to buy some breakfast, put it on the dining table, and took the textbooks to teach the students. There were still about four days left before the gravitational wave detection laboratory was about to be completed, but yesterday the network expert Brother Chuanxiao informed, It needs to be postponed for one to two weeks, and the formaldehyde has not yet reached the standard.

Facing this situation, Xu Mang had no choice but to accept it. After all, he couldn't make fun of everyone's health.

by noon,

When Xu Mang returned to his apartment, he found that Xiaoman had ordered takeaway, which was his favorite braised chicken and rice.

"Accompany me to buy a car this afternoon..." Yang Xiaoman said, "I have all the money ready."

"what?"

"Didn't you say I'll buy it for you?" Xu Mang said helplessly, "Why did you prepare the money yourself?"

"Humph!"

"Then what should I do...you always lie to me." Yang Xiaoman gave me a blank look, and said nonchalantly: "It was agreed that the research was completed, and there was a lot of money to take, but in the blink of an eye, the money was taken away." , threw it on top of the laboratory."

Xu Mang fell silent suddenly. Now that he thought about it, he seemed to owe Xiaoman a lot of promises.

but,

Xu Mang's silence caused Yang Xiaoman to panic, thinking that his words had touched his heart, she hurriedly said: "Actually... Actually, I just complained, I... I never blamed you for anything, and I love being lied to by you!"

Xu Mang smiled, and said silently, "I'll buy you a car on your birthday!"

Yang Xiaoman nodded happily, but soon she thought of a problem.

"What month is my birthday?"

"..."

...

in the afternoon,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman came to the Bentley 4S store by Didi. At first, Xiaoman took a fancy to the Luou convertible version. However, comparing his figure with Luou's size, he felt a little embarrassed, and then rejected this one on the spot. sports car.

Afterwards, Xu Mang accompanied her to other famous car 4S stores. He originally wanted to trick her into buying a top-notch sports car, but Xiaoman was very smart and didn't give him this chance. Once he bought a top-notch sports car, this guy would go crazy ...was photographed as a scientific research worker driving a sports car worth tens of millions.

If you don't do it well, you will be ruined. After all, in the eyes of some people, people who engage in scientific research can't even own a smartphone, and dare to use a smartphone to directly scold you to death.

This kind of neurosis is much more...

"or..."

"Buy a Smart or Mini." Xu Mang said, "Go and have a look?"

After seeing the real car, Yang Xiaoman fell in love with this small and exquisite Smart completely, but the price was less than 20.

pay on the spot,

Then, with the help of the staff, all the procedures were completed. At this time, Yang Xiaoman drove Xu Mang in his own car and slowly set off on the road.

...

Nature's editor's office.

Pete poured himself a cup of coffee as usual, and then started today's work. As the editor-in-chief of this Nature journal, his daily task is to introduce the important results of scientific discoveries to the public, and let the public know every aspect of the world's natural knowledge as soon as possible. All progress made in a branch.

During this period of his work, what impressed him the most was Professor Xu Mangxu from Huaguo. Every research paper he wrote was very exciting and could be called a world-class discovery.

The important thing is...

His research is fast.

Just when Editor-in-Chief Pete was just starting to work, a young examiner knocked on his door.