My uncle is Lin Zhengying
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Back then, I was also a handsome and beautiful boy with four eyes!
Alas, the past is unbearable...
Daoist Simu sighed, and asked Zhang Jing, "Do you want to learn how to pick up girls?"
Zhang Jing laughed dumbly and said, "How could I learn this? I have a lot of experience!"
"That's right, you already have Tingting." Daoist Simu nodded, and then said: "When we arrive in Renjia Town, I will ask my brother to teach Jiale some skills about picking up girls."
Zhang Jing was taken aback when he heard the words, and asked, "Master, is he good at picking up girls?"
Priest Simu snorted coldly, and said like a gossip in the vegetable market behind his back: "Of course! Don't be deceived by his cold appearance. In fact, he has a lot of tricks in his heart! Let's With so many seniors, he is the one who knows how to pick up girls the best!"
"Really?" Zhang Jing's eyes widened, and the fire of gossip in his heart was also burning.
There is such a thing?
This is the discovery of a new continent.
Uncle Jiu, who is usually serious and always likes to put on a straight face, is actually a master at picking up girls?
Could it be that the legendary real person doesn't show his face?
When it came to this matter, Priest Simu seemed to be interested, and said firmly, "Can I still tell lies? Don't worry, I will definitely not spread rumors!"
Immediately afterwards, Daoist Simu began to gossip about Uncle Jiu with Zhang Jing.
For example, under the many brothers and sisters of Taoist Four Eyes and Uncle Nine, there is also a junior sister named Cane Gu.
Aunt Cane is pretty, with a good personality, and her Taoism cultivation is not weak, not worse than her seniors at all.
So Aunt Cane has many suitors, even among their senior brothers, there were quite a few who were interested in Aunt Cane.
But in the end, none of these suitors got what they wanted, and no one moved Aunt Cane's heart.
Uncle Jiu, who had always acted like he was not interested in women, quietly captured Aunt Cane's heart.
Their little junior sister has been single for many years, and no matter who pursues her, she has never been tempted, because she only cares about Uncle Jiu in her heart, and vowed that she will not marry if it is Uncle Jiu in her life!
And besides their junior sister, Aunt Cane, Uncle Nine dated several people when he was young.
Those subjects are more beautiful than the other, and they are all big beauties!
"So, don't look at my senior brother who is usually calm, as if he doesn't understand the relationship between men and women. But in fact, he pretended it on purpose! Because he once said to me unintentionally, women are actually They all like men who are cold and cold!" Daoist Simu concluded with emotion.
Zhang Jing was dumbfounded after hearing this.
It seems that he remembered that there was indeed such a plot in a movie.
Uncle Jiu has a younger junior sister who has always liked Uncle Jiu, and even wants to fight against Uncle Jiu's overlord.
But in that movie, it seems that the little junior sister's wishful thinking has nothing to do with Uncle Jiu's business at all, right?
But looking at Uncle Jiu's movies, Uncle Jiu did talk to many people when he was young.
Gee...
It seems that Uncle Jiu in real life is not so simple, there is something!
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(It is still a big chapter of [-] words! So although only two chapters have been updated today, it is still a [-]-word update!
Wow, there are only seven monthly tickets left, and the first one will be blown away!
Go ahead, just 7 monthly tickets!If it can explode, tomorrow the white robe will explode, how about a [-]-word update? )
Chapter 108 Tingting Belongs!
Zhang Jing and his party did not rush on their way, they stopped in towns and cities to rest for a while.
This is already the fifth day.
Under normal circumstances, he has almost arrived in Renjia Town by now, but now he has to rest for a night, and he will have to travel all day tomorrow to arrive in the afternoon.
They didn't do this just for fun, but also to see if there was a suitable new place for Daoist Simu and Master Yixiu.
Although they decided to temporarily live with Uncle Jiu in Renjia Town for a while, they couldn't live there for a long time, and had to find another place by themselves.
But as masters of Taoism and Buddhism, they want to find a place to stay different from ordinary people, and they are very particular about it.
Ordinary people looking for a new home, as long as they have money, they can just find a town, buy a house and live in it.
But the four-eyed Taoist priest and Yixiu master can't do it.
In addition to asking for money, the most important thing is to see if there is an 'owner' on this site!
Roughly speaking, it depends on whether there are other Taoist or Buddhist masters within a radius of a hundred miles of this place, and whether there are people covering it.If there are already people, then they naturally can't go to settle down.
The reason is very simple.
For example, now that Renjia Town already has Uncle Jiu, no matter what supernatural things happen within a hundred miles of Renjia Town, everyone will think of going to Uncle Jiu to help solve it immediately after it happens.
But what if another Taoist priest lives in Renjia Town?
When something happened again, he would definitely not think of Uncle Jiu immediately, and would have another choice.
Isn't this equivalent to stealing business?
So there are rules in their line of work.
Everyone has their own fixed site, and other people cannot break in without authorization.
As the saying goes, there cannot be two tigers on one mountain, and one person fights for one breath, and the Buddha fights for one stick of incense.
If there are already other high-level people living near this place, and you still choose to settle here, then you are looking for trouble.
Therefore, it is not an easy task for Taoist Simu and Master Yixiu to find a good place, but there are no other towns where their colleagues live, and they have not met a suitable one along the way.
"It's hard to find, it's hard to find."
I asked someone again and asked, and after learning that a colleague from this town had already settled down again, Taoist Master Simu couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.
Although it is estimated that most of the colleagues who have settled down along the way are some warlocks, and their cultivation base and strength are definitely not as good as his, but this kind of thing pays attention to first come, first served.
It can't be said that his strength is stronger and his cultivation level is deeper, so he can drive people away forcibly and occupy the magpie's nest.
"No hurry, no hurry. When fate comes, I will find it naturally." Master Yixiu was quite open-minded and calm.
The four-eyed Taoist stared at him, and said angrily: "Smelly monk, I think it is you who followed me that made me so unlucky! If you hadn't followed me, I might have found a suitable place to stay long ago!"
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