My uncle is Lin Zhengying

Of course, even if it becomes a zombie, it is just an ordinary zombie, not weird like Grandpa Ren Tingting.

Now, Uncle Jiu and his party are at the Wang Family Ancestral Hall, waiting for the zombies to appear after dark.

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So I have no choice but to ask for a monthly ticket as usual!

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Chapter 128 Dad, I'm Your Son! (Want to subscribe!)

It will be dark.

in the shrine.

"Okay, it's getting dark." Marshal Wang looked at his pocket watch, then at the sky outside, and ordered: "Guards, you all go out! But let me tell you, if I walk out of this door first tonight, then The world will be peaceful. But..."

Dashuai Wang pointed to Uncle Jiu and Wencai Qiusheng, and continued: "But, if the three of them come out first, they will all be killed! Do you understand?"

"Yes! Got it!"

More than a dozen guards with spears saluted and answered in unison.

When Uncle Nine heard this, the expressions on their faces changed.

Wencai and Qiusheng were a little scared, while Uncle Jiu gave Dashuai Wang an uncomfortable look, thinking in his heart that this bastard, after all these years, still likes to treat a gentleman with a villain's heart!

The meaning of Dashuai Wang's order is obvious.

He was just afraid that in the ancestral hall, Uncle Jiu and others would kill him after closing the door.

At that time, if he can't get out alive, then Uncle Jiu, his master and his disciples will be buried with him!

Of course, even if Uncle Jiu and the others didn't want to harm him, but if they didn't protect him enough and something happened to him, Uncle Jiu, his master and his disciples would also be buried with him!

Anyway, it's right to force Uncle Jiu to keep him safe.

As for why Marshal Wang asked his soldiers to go out instead of staying in the ancestral hall to protect him directly, the reason is also very simple.

Because he actually still believed in what Uncle Jiu said, his father had already turned into a zombie.

As for the supernatural event of becoming a zombie, Wang Dashuai felt that it was better not to let his subordinates know about it, otherwise it would easily cause riots.

so.

Although in Uncle Jiu's heart, Marshal Wang is just an idiot, he only knows how to please girls, but he doesn't know anything else.But in fact, this is Uncle Jiu's slander on his rival.

Wang Dalong, how could he really be an idiot who knows nothing?

If this is the case, it is impossible for him to step up to the position he is today and become the commander-in-chief of the party in power!

This person obviously has some real skills and a very smart mind.

Marshal Wang waved his hands and said to the guards, "Okay! You guys go out!"

soon.

More than a dozen guards exited the ancestral hall one after another and closed the door.

But just as the door was closed, Uncle Jiu suddenly had a stomachache, because it was the first time he ate Japanese food sashimi at noon, his stomach was not used to it, and he was going to have diarrhea.

Uncle Jiu covered his stomach, tightly clamped his buttocks with his legs, and asked Marshal Wang, "Where is the toilet?"

Wang Dalong pointed to the door on one side, and said with a smile: "Outside..."

Uncle Jiu quickly opened the door and ran out.

As a result, as soon as he ran out, the soldiers outside saw him, not Marshal Wang, and carried out the order without hesitation, and started firing warning shots. A circle of bullets hit Uncle Jiu's feet, so scared that Uncle Jiu almost couldn't hold back his pants... …

Wencai and Qiusheng were startled when they heard the gunshots, they hurried over and asked concerned: "Master, are you okay?"

Dashuai Wang smiled happily, and said haha: "Go out!"

Uncle Jiu covered his stomach with one hand, pointed at Marshal Wang with the other, and said through gritted teeth, "Good boy, you have guts! Just wait for me..."

Before he finished speaking, the pain in his stomach made him unable to speak more. When he turned his eyes and saw a chamber pot next to him, he immediately took off his pants and began to crackle, regardless of his image.

After pulling for a while, I had time to take care of my face, and took off the panel from a table next to me to block it in front of me.

"Douchiying...hahaha...Douchiying, you are laughing at me to death!" Dashuai Wang laughed extremely happily.

The two had fought as rivals in love for a long time back then, Uncle Jiu had a grudge against Dashuai Wang, and Dashuai Wang would not have a good impression of Uncle Jiu either.

Now that I have the opportunity, I naturally have to make fun of it and take revenge.

"Douche... Ying?"

When Qiusheng and Wencai heard this address, their eyes widened, and they looked at their master curiously.

Marshal Wang chuckled when he heard the words, and took the initiative to explain: "Your master used to snatch women from others. But he couldn't do it, so he ran to become a Taoist priest. As for his brothers before him, they were Taoist Ying and Taoist Ying. Call him. Call him, and he will become Douqiying! Hahahaha!"

Speaking of the past, Wang Dashuai couldn't help laughing happily.

It was also the first time for Wencai and Qiusheng to hear their master's gossip, and they were also overjoyed and couldn't help laughing.

It turned out that the master became a Taoist priest because he failed to snatch a woman, so he became a Taoist priest!

Douqiying, this nickname is too funny!

At this time, Uncle Jiu's stomach was in a rush, and he didn't have time to take care of the two apprentices.

But don't worry about it, the retribution will come soon.

Wencai and Qiusheng, who also ate Japanese food at noon, soon couldn't bear it anymore, and their stomachs began to growl. The pain was unbearable, and they were about to have loose bowels.

Then there was a very speechless scene, Wencai and Qiusheng each found a vase, and the three masters squatted side by side behind the wooden board, and began to squat in a large size.

The scene was once very sad.

But at this time, there was a sudden noise inside the coffin, and the coffin lid immediately shot up into the sky.

A figure wearing a shroud slowly stood up from the coffin.

It was Dashuai Wang's lost father.