Back to the Three Kingdoms and become a python

The forest was very shady, and Lin Bei and Jiulang stayed for a quarter of an hour. Master Bian moved his hand, and Jiulang said in surprise, "Master is awake."

The eyeballs under Master Bian's eyelids rolled, and then slowly opened. He was a little confused when he woke up, and then gradually became clear.

"Master." Kuro called.

"You little boy..." Mrs. Bian cursed directly, then rolled his eyes and saw Lin Bei next to him, then his eyes widened, and an uh uh sound came out unconsciously in his throat, his complexion turned from white to blue, and he saw Lin Bei again. I'm going to faint.

"Master, don't be afraid of Master, this is Lord Yaolong, he doesn't eat people." Jiu Lang shouted quickly, for fear that the Master would faint again.

"Yo...yao...thing." Mrs. Bian said tremblingly, but he was able to say something at last, he didn't faint, and his psychological endurance was pretty good.

Lin Bei looked at Jiulang, but he didn't move at first. He had to let Jiulang explain the situation clearly.

"Master, although your lord is a monster, your temperament is excellent and you don't know how to eat people, so you don't have to be afraid, master, and your lord can also write, so you can communicate with us..." Jiulang said anxiously.

"Confused!" Mrs. Bian suddenly lost his fear: "Monsters are good at deceiving people's hearts. I think you are bewitched by them. The monsters are bright and clear. If you dare to come out, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?" The last sentence The words were directed at Lin Bei.

Lin Bei was speechless for a moment.

"Master, no, my lord won't do this." Kuro was too angry, for fear that his lord would eat his master when he said this, "My lord... your lord is a good monster, and your lord is here to help us. "

When Jiulang said this, Mrs. Bian even thought that Jiulang was bewitched by Lin Bei's demon method. Mrs. Bian's face showed awe-inspiring righteousness, and he stood up and pointed at Lin Bei: "Monster, although I don't know how you are bewitched. Jiulang, don't try to confuse me, Jiulang, hurry back to your hometown, quickly summon people to beat this monster to death with sticks, and it will be regarded as an end to the world."

Lin Bei is even more speechless, I haven't done anything yet, you just want to eliminate harm.

Lin Bei realized that it might be a mistake to find Master Bian. Scholars understand more because they have knowledge. Scholars without power, because they have to learn the six arts, rites, music, archery, imperialism, calligraphy, and mathematics, are a little more powerful than our modern morality, intelligence, physical education, and art, so as long as scholars who are proficient in these six disciplines are quite powerful , and has his own beliefs, it is difficult for outsiders to convince him. Now that Mr. Bian believes that Lin Bei is a monster, it may be difficult for Lin Bei to change his concept.

Jiulang was pulling his hair straight in distress. He had already decided that Lin Bei was a good monster, but he also knew what kind of person Mrs. Bian was, and he was obviously not a good speaker, so he was in a hurry to get up at this time. Fire can't do anything either.

"Go soon?" Mrs. Bian yelled, staring at Lin Bei closely. He was thinking of sacrificing his life for righteousness, and let himself deal with the monster in front of him. Jiulang went back and called for someone to beat the monster to death. At this moment, Bian The Master felt that Confucius had possessed a body, and this kind of thing was a great thing, so he was not afraid at all.

Jiulang looked at Lin Bei.

There was no expression on Lin Bei's snake face at all, so Jiulang couldn't see Lin Bei's helplessness at this time. Lin Bei could only write a few words on the ground: "I don't eat people!!!" and emphasized Three exclamation points, expressing his own thoughts.

Mrs. Bian was a little surprised when he saw that Lin Bei could write, and he could recognize it, and then said in horror: "You monster must have sneaked into our human residence, otherwise how could you know how to read? You are so bold and reckless, you are not afraid of the sky. Master took you away?"

Lin Bei was a little depressed at first, but then he was overjoyed that Mrs. Bian actually knew his handwriting?And all the words?If so, then there is a way to communicate.

So Lin Bei hurriedly wrote again: "Even if it is a monster, there are good and bad. I have never eaten anyone, and I have never hurt anyone. Why do you think I am a bad monster? You want to kill me? God still has the virtue of loving life, and besides, haven’t you heard the saying that you are born with knowledge? My knowledge comes from innate.”

"Born to know it? You monster, you have such a big tone, do you really think you are Confucius?"

The Han Dynasty deposed all schools of thought and only respected Confucianism, so only Confucius could be called a sage. Master Bian saw a monster claiming to know it from birth, so he disdained it.

Lin Bei continued to write: "I don't dare to think so, Saint Kong, but no matter what, I just knew it from birth. In addition, Cui Shi Alan and the others have contacted me several times. You can ask them if I am right. What have they done? On the contrary, I also use the prey in the mountains to help them make money. Not only is there no hatred, but there is kindness. Monster, wouldn't it be better to eat you up directly, and wouldn't it be a waste of time?"

Unexpectedly, when Lin Bei said this, Mrs. Bian's eyes widened: "It turns out that you, a monster, are causing trouble. Now the people of Xishan Township are restless, and even the country's young heroes are causing trouble. It is because of these disasters you have brought. You monster can be punished."

A mouthful of old blood was about to spurt out of Lin Bei's heart, damn it, this kind of far-fetched words came casually, now Lin Bei really wished that he was really a monster, and if he swallowed this old guy in one mouthful, the world would be destroyed. You can be clean, and you are not the only scholar, but Lin Bei can only think about it, he would never dare to eat people.

Seeing that Lin Bei didn't write any more, Mrs. Bian thought he had won, "Monster, what else do you have to say?"

Lin Bei couldn't hold back in the end, and scribbled a few words heavily on the ground: "Summer insects are beyond words."

ps: Thank you Chenxi Weilu for your two rewards, thank you.

Chapter 41 Master Bian vomiting blood

Lin Bei didn't expect that the words he wrote would completely make Mrs. Bian angry, like a small universe erupting.

Summer insects cannot talk about ice, which means that you can’t talk about winter ice with insects that only grow in summer. It is a metaphor for the limitation of time and people’s knowledge, and it is also a metaphor for people’s short-sightedness and lack of understanding. According to rumors, Jiulang may not know this sentence, but Master Bian definitely understands it.

Yo ho, a monster snake dared to say that he is short-sighted and ignorant of the truth, and even called him mean to be a mess, how could Mr. Bian bear it?After a person is angry, many times there will be no other emotions, such as fear.

"A demonic snake, thinking that it has learned a few lines of our human classics and classics, just talking nonsense there. You must know that demons and people have different ways, but you meddle in our human affairs. You must want to do something wrong... .”

Lin Bei rolled his eyes and wanted to be reasonable, so am I afraid of you: "So, have you seen a monster before?"

Mrs. Bian was taken aback, but finally shook his head slowly. He had never seen Lin Bei before, and this was the first time he saw Lin Bei.

"Then how do you know the different ways of demons? Isn't it ridiculous? The pure monster standing in front of you tells you that demons and humans are one. Do you know Nuwa? Human head and snake body are for demons, but they can To create human beings, the Yandi Shenlong and the human-faced dragon face are also monsters, but they can be the emperor of the human race. The Yellow Emperor Fuxi also has a human head and a snake body. Naturally, he is a monster, but he is the head of the three emperors. You humans are all descendants of our monsters , and what are you talking about, sorcerers have different ways?"

This kind of myth has been passed down in China, from the beginning of human beings to modern times, and it is conceivable that it will be passed down forever. Although it is a myth, some people believe it even in modern times, let alone ancient times. Scholars call them saints, but they are definitely far behind these few, and the image of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors is indeed as Lin Bei said, with the body of a demon. After tracing the origin like this, Master Bian is really a little dumb Speechless, because these myths have indeed shown that humans and demons are not separate, but intersect closely.

Seeing Mrs. Bian being speechless, Lin Bei felt very happy. My brother has more knowledge than you, and my brother has more knowledge than you for thousands of years. The ancient text can't say anything about you, but this kind of thing can make people feel better. You flickered until your legs were limping.

Lin Bei put more effort into it: "You read the books of sages and sages, you do benevolent and righteous deeds, and you learn morality, so you should be a noble person. You can judge such things with your heart. Is it because you are wrong or not? Yes, many people are misleading you human beings, so that the difference between humans and demons has become the current demon, and people have different paths. Now is the time for you to face it. If you want to talk about demons and humans in different ways, then we don’t Say more."

Mrs. Bian really wants to go back and look through the bamboo slips at this moment, so that he can refute the heresy of the monster in front of him. Unfortunately, this can only be thought about. In addition, he also faintly feels in his heart that what Lin Bei said is true. Thinking about it again, can I also quickly Bewitched by this monster?Mrs. Bian really had mixed feelings in his heart, his face turned blue and white, and then suddenly flushed, his mouth opened, spewed out a mouthful of old blood, and fell backwards.

Lin Bei was taken aback immediately, he vomited blood?

I used to watch the movie Tang Bohu ordered Autumn Fragrance, and Lin Bei thought it was funny to see Tang Bohu spitting blood at the pair when Tang Bohu was so angry at him. Then I saw Zhou Yu was pissed to death by Zhuge Liang in the Three Kingdoms. Lin Bei couldn't laugh or cry when this scene was staged. Should he be proud of such a thing?

"Master! Master!!" Jiulang was also taken aback, and hurried to support Mrs. Bian, but saw that Mrs. Bian's face was like gold paper, his breath was like silk, and his brows were still tightly frowned, and he was suddenly frightened: " My lord, what's the matter, Master?"

Lin Bei glanced at him and said in his heart that I can't communicate with you because you don't study well and can't recognize my handwriting, so don't ask me.

Although the result this time is a bit regrettable, Lin Bei is actually very happy in his heart, because he can finally communicate with people completely.

"My lord, what should we do now?" Jiulang was already at a loss, so he could only look at Lin Bei in awe, hoping that he could find a way.

Just now, Jiulang listened to the whole conversation between Lin Bei and Mrs. Bian. Of course, he didn’t know what Lin Bei said, but it didn’t matter. In the end, Mrs. Bian vomited blood. , if Master Bian knew, he would definitely vomit another mouthful of blood. Sure enough, monsters are really good at deceiving people's hearts.

Lin Bei thought about it, and decided not to let Mrs. Bian go back, because he didn't know if Mrs. Bian could figure it out. Although Lin Bei didn't mind others knowing his existence, if a scholar held the opposite view to him, then It's a bit uncomfortable, and besides, Jiulang must bear certain consequences for bringing Master Bian out. In this case, let's bring Master Bian back to Longtan first.

After thinking about it, Lin Bei signaled to Jiulang, then rolled up Mrs. Bian and walked towards the forest.

"My lord, are you going to treat the master?" Jiulang asked.

That's the right understanding, Lin Bei silently gave Jiu Lang 32 likes.

Back in Longtan, Hutou had already seen Lin Bei and his party from a distance, and hurriedly greeted them, and then saw Mrs. Bian curled up on Lin Bei's tail, and immediately exclaimed, "What's wrong, Master?"

Jiulang said dejectedly: "Master seems to be vomiting blood from the big anger."

The tiger's head's eyeballs were widened, and he vomited blood?The adults turned out to be so powerful.

Lin Bei put Mrs. Bian on the bed in the house, signaled to Jiulang and Hutou, and then went out to find some herbs for Mrs. Bian. After Lin Bei left, Hutou asked Jiulang and learned that Lin Bei actually only relied on writing Just let the master vomit blood, and immediately became more awed, thinking that the lord is really a monster with boundless powers.

Chapter 42 Transformation

Not long after Lin Bei left, Master Bian woke up leisurely.

"Master, you finally woke up." Jiulang and Hutou breathed a sigh of relief.

Mrs. Bian glanced at the two of them, closed his eyes, then opened them, and said slowly, "Where is that monster...my lord?"