Back to the Three Kingdoms and become a python

"Who?" Lin Bei asked.

"Your Majesty Shi Sun."

"Yujiashi? What kind of official?" Lin Bei asked confusedly.

Bian Ji explained: "He is in charge of roads and belongs to Che Yushi. The head of Che Yushi is Che Zheng. The surname of Che Zheng in Hepu County is Zeng. All the post stations in Hepuqun are under the management of Che Yushi." He asked An Zhongzhi again: "He wants to set up a post station here?"

"Never said that, he just said that he wanted to see the adults."

Lin Bei asked: "What is this Master Sun's temperament? Is he sober?"

"Greed for extravagance." Bian Ji gave such an evaluation, very disdainful: "Nowadays, the post stations are in disrepair for a long time, but he has never asked about it. Maybe he came to ask the adults for benefits."

"Then I won't go to see you." Lin Bei immediately shook his head. If he was a good official, Lin Bei could go and see him, but since he was greedy for extravagance, Lin Bei immediately lost interest. It would be good if he didn't bite him to death. , and let him go to see him?

An Zhongzhi hesitated and said: "My lord, this person followed Zhongzhi all the way from Hepu. He also talked about your lord many times on the way. He must be very eager to see you, and this person is quite stubborn. If you don't see him, I'm afraid he will I will hold a grudge, and now I have to rely on him to build the road, if you don't want to be reluctant, let's see each other."

Lin Beixin asked what this was called, thought for a while and said, "If that's the case, then let him come and see me. Not everyone can see me as a 'monster'."

Want to see me?That's ok, come here by yourself, then Lin Bei will scare him and let him know that not everyone can see monsters.

Bian Ji nodded immediately, deeply convinced, and said straight to An Zhong: "You just say that the lord is practicing magic and cannot leave his body, so let him come to see him in person."

An Zhong said with a straight smile: "I'll go now, and I will definitely ask Mr. Sun to come here respectfully."

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Chapter 1: Sun Ning's Request

Lin Bei was perched on a big rock, with his upper body erected, looking huge and hideous, while Bian Ji was standing under the rock with a very respectful expression, a torch was lit around him, the torch was crackling and burning, and the flame flickered, making it faintly visible , making this snake and one person extremely mysterious, when An Zhongzhi led that Master Sun over, this was the scene that caught the eyes of Master Sun.

The cheers and laughter of the peasants came from there, obviously very loudly, but Mr. Sun felt that compared with the bustle over there, this place was a world away.

"The one who came is Sun Ning?" Bian Ji said in a serious voice, Sun Ning is the name of this Lord Sun.

This Mr. Sun Ning Sun was around forty, and he was Zhou Zheng in terms of appearance alone, but his face was pale and weak, his belly was slightly protruding, and his steps were a bit frivolous. Lin Bei's first impression was that he was addicted to wine and sex.

Sun Ning naturally knew Bian Ji. Bian Ji had a good relationship with the prefect, and he had been in and out of the prefect's mansion several times. In Sun Ning's eyes, this Bian Ji was a well-known person in Hepu County, but the scene in front of him was Bian Ji's station. Being below Lin Bei, it is easy for Sun Ning to think that even this famous person is inferior to Lin Bei.

When he came, Sun Ning had already made many plans, but in this atmosphere, Sun Ning was inexplicably timid. He secretly turned his head to look at An Zhongzhi, and found that the head of the pavilion also had a solemn face, as if he didn't dare to speak out. It seemed that Sun Ning was even more disturbed, and when he heard Bian Ji's question, he immediately replied involuntarily, "It's the next official."

Bian Ji's eyes widened, and suddenly his tongue burst into thunder, and he shouted: "Sun Ning, your lord is here, why don't you pay your respects quickly."

Lin Bei's eyes widened at the right time, and he straightened his body again, looking even more terrifying.

Sun Ning was not very courageous at all, but he was infected by this atmosphere, shouted loudly by Bian Ji, and seeing Lin Bei as if he was going to eat people, his heart trembled, and he felt his calf go soft, and he couldn't help but kneel down, panicking Said: "Xiaguan... Xiaguan Sun Ning, see... my lord." Then he spoke more fluently: "My lord is really handsome, wise and powerful. When I see you, I feel like seeing a god. I am really lucky for three lives .”

Lin Bei gave Bian Ji 32 likes. This master is really like a magic stick at the moment. Of course, Lin Bei's own role should not be underestimated. If it weren't for his body being a python and being replaced by someone else, Sun Ning would be scared to death. so?

Then he heard Sun Ning flattering him so much, he couldn't help being speechless, and his impression of Sun Ning was even worse. In the officialdom, most of the flatterers were flatterers. In his previous life, Lin Bei didn't bother to deal with them. , then looked at Bian Ji.

Bian Ji seemed to know what Lin Bei meant, and instead of telling Sun Ning to get up, he just asked, "Sun Ning, why do you want to see your lord?"

A word of begging put Sun Ning in a very low position, and Sun Ning really came to beg Lin Bei.

"My lord, this matter..." Sun Ning looked up at Bian Ji, with a bit of reluctance on his face, as if he didn't want to say anything.

Bian Ji glared again: "Sun Ning, since you don't want to say it, then your lord won't listen, you just go back."

"No, no, what I'm asking for is a bit hard to say, I'm afraid it will spoil your ears, or else I'll tell you?" The implication was that neither Bian Ji nor An Zhongzhi could listen.

Lin Bei was a little surprised, what happened?But Bian Ji didn't want to do what Master Sun wanted: "There is nothing you can't tell others, if you don't say it, leave quickly."

Seeing this, Sun Ning gritted his teeth and said in a low voice, "Then I hope Master will not tell outsiders."

"I'm not those gossiping women. Come on, what's the matter?"

Sun Ning blushed a little, and pondered for a long time, just when Lin Bei and Bian Ji felt impatient, this guy just gritted his teeth and said: "My lord, my lord is a god who came down to earth, and the magic of immortality is boundless. I beg your lord to give me a fairy prescription to rule the officials...the officials..."

After being dismissed from office for a long time, this guy was still stuttering, Bian Ji couldn't help it: "What's wrong with you? A mortal disease?"

Sun Ning quickly shook his head: "No, it's just that the official has recently...Recently, I often feel powerless. I haven't had sex for two years. I beg your lord to take pity on the official. There is no male in the official's family, so the incense will not be cut off. .”

Lin Bei was stunned, Bian Ji was also a little dumbfounded, An Zhong straightened his face, but the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he couldn't imagine that Sun Ning wanted to see Lin Bei for this reason, and wanted Lin Bei to strengthen his yang.

Lin Bei really wanted to slap this bitch to death, and begged him to give him a fairy Fang Zhuang Yang?When Lin Bei is Viagra?Lin Bei really thought that this Sun Ning was a strange thing, but when he thought about it carefully, it was actually not that strange.

At any time, a man can’t say no to a woman. It’s been like this throughout the ages. Since Sun Ning was evaluated by Mrs. Bian as a greedy and extravagant woman, he must be quite obsessed with women. He is also an official, and there must be many women in his family. Concubine Mei, she has been dead for two years now, she is absolutely in a hurry, she may have sought medical treatment countless times, after hearing that Lin Bei is a 'monster' and possesses demonic powers, of course Sun Ning would hug her Hope, the magic of demons, the diseases of the world are naturally easy to catch, but it's a pity that Lin Bei is not a pure 'monster'.

Bian Ji coughed. He was also a little embarrassed to hear this kind of thing in person. He looked at Lin Bei and saw that Lin Bei had no expression. Bian Ji didn't know what Lin Bei was thinking, but subconsciously, Bian Ji was I hope that Lin Bei has such a "demon method". After all, Bian Ji is also so old. Wouldn't it be a good thing if he can remain as powerful as an eighteen-year-old boy?

Seeing Bian Ji's expression, Lin Bei couldn't laugh or cry, well, this kind of thing is indeed something that any man would care about, even Bian Ji.

Sun Ning saw that Master Yaolong didn't say a word after saying these words, and Master Bian was also silent, and suddenly became anxious. He mustered up the courage to say it, but now he went all out, lying on the ground, I kowtowed to Lin Bei a few times: "My lord, my lord's immortality is boundless, and I hope my lord can give me a fairy law to make my lord capable...but my lord has what I need, my lord will go through fire and water, and I will die." , Your Excellency, please feel sorry for the subordinates who have no incense to inherit."

Lin Bei's heart was moved, because he really knew a kind of medicinal material for treating this kind of medicine, and now Fushan has it, and there are a lot of it. It's easy to scare, and its size can be regarded as an official. If it is used well, it is still very useful.

At that moment, Lin Bei slid down the boulder and wrote, "Is what you said true?"

"My lord, what I said is true." At this moment, Sun Ning is absolutely sincere. He loves money and women, but in the past two years, Sun Ning has not been able to have sex, and suddenly feels that nothing else is interesting. Heroes feel sad for beauties Sun Ning is not a hero, so naturally he can't pass this level.

"Okay, you remember what I said today. I have a method. You follow what I said. Within two years, you will be guaranteed to give birth to a big fat boy."

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Chapter 1 Twelve Wrestling

From ancient times to the present, except for those with extraordinary talents, such as the legendary Miao Du, I am afraid that as long as a man is not satisfied with his ability in that aspect, so there has been research on how to supplement that ability, and in this In the era, the practice of using animal whips to nourish kidney deficiency is still continuing, such as deer and tigers. In addition, since the Eastern Han Dynasty, Wushi powder is also considered to be very effective in that regard, but modern people should all know that five stones San that stuff is cheating.

If you use the whip of a tiger or a deer to invigorate the kidney, the problem will arise. There is a word in traditional Chinese medicine called "deficiency cannot be replenished". This is a way to temporarily squeeze the potential. After a few times, you will find it is getting worse. After Sun Ning, he learned that Sun Ning was indeed the case. He used the deer's whip several times, and even used the tiger's whip once.

Sun Ning is 42 years old this year. In ancient times, he can be regarded as an old man. Those with prosperous descendants even have grandchildren in their teens. At this time, the most important thing to do is to raise young grandchildren, but Sun Ning is very persistent. , still thinking about farming, and two years ago, this guy had intercourse every day at an astonishing frequency, at least twice a day, and more than fifteen times a week, this kind of frequency can't even be tolerated by young people for a long time, let alone him.

On the contrary, Bian Ji heard Sun Ning's description, his face was a little envious, and then he said sourly: "So you haven't given birth to a boy?"

"There are quite a few daughters..." Sun Ning was also very depressed. His wives and concubines gave him six daughters, but none of them had a boy. This is also a strange thing.

In this way, Lin Bei's certainty is even greater. The medicinal material he mentioned is the yam he saw in the Elephant Valley.

At this time, yam probably has not been discovered by anyone. Even if there is, it may be used to nourish the spleen and stomach. Lin Bei remembers that it seems that a famous doctor in the Song Dynasty summarized all the uses of yam. Of course, if you say The genius doctors Hua Tuo and Zhang Zhongjing knew the efficacy of yam, and Lin Bei also believed it. Both Hua Tuo and Zhang Zhongjing belonged to the miracle doctors who had crossed the era, especially Hua Tuo. Lin Bei even thought that this miracle doctor might have traveled through time.

Lin Bei asked Sun Ning if he knew the medicinal material of yam. Sun Ning looked blank, and Bian Ji shook his head. Just bring him a blind medicinal material and let him take it, but the most important thing is to tell this guy to restrain his sexual intercourse, and to do more exercise.

"My lord, why do you do more exercise?" Sun Ning asked, with a look of curiosity, he had sought medical treatment, and the doctor had told him to exercise moderation, but he didn't mention exercise, and immediately he was more interested in Lin Bei's methods. Very confident.

"The so-called exercise is running." Lin Bei looked at Sun Ning's stomach, and said with a bad taste: "You are going to stay in Xishan Township for a few days, right? Then, every day you get up early in the morning, Mao Shi, Mao Shi Get up, then run from Xishan Township to the school, and then run back in the afternoon, persist for half a year."

Sun Ning's face turned green when he heard that, and ran from Xishan Township to the school: "My lord, can I ride a horse?"