Be a boss by collecting rent

His mother slapped her on the shoulder, Lin Qiu shivered, and sat down on the ground, grinning, and almost didn't cry.

"For the sake of old age, Ren Yaoyao is a good girl, can she do the thing of getting on the bus first and then paying for the fare?"

"It's just that I was too innocent back then. When I was fooled by you old guy, my heart softened..."

Lin Yi: "(ˉ▽￣～)"

Hey, it seems that I have discovered some great secret.

It turns out that back then, my parents got on the bus first and then paid for the fare?Very avant-garde!

and many more……

He suddenly realized a problem.

"How does this feel like teaching me to...fudge?"

He subconsciously looked at his father Lin Qiu, only to find that the 'disrespectful' father was winking at him.

-_-||!

Lin Yi's head was full of black lines, and he understood instantly.

The relationship is that the couple are teaching their son how to get on the bus first and then make up for the fare?

I go……

Lin Yi wiped off his cold sweat: "She went shopping for vegetables, and I'm working at home. By the way, why did you come back all of a sudden?"

Could it be that you heard my call day and night and came back to arrange our marriage?

This guy thought happily.

"Can you come back?"

Mom sneered: "Our house is about to be demolished, why don't we come back and sit in town?"

"It's just you heartless white-eyed wolf, the house is about to be demolished, and you don't even call us!"

"That's right!"

The old man got up and chimed in: "If we hadn't read the newspaper, we might still be in the dark!"

"Why, do you want us to be homeless? You bastard!!!"

Lin Yi: "(????)..."

Enough is enough, you pair of dramatists!

He was unrequited and said, "Have you brought your mobile phone?"

"No, but you can't send us an email? Uh... it seems that there is no computer, so you can't write to us?"

"So... where do you send the letter?"

"Send it to us!"

Lin Yi: "..."

Hehe, I'm afraid you guys want to laugh at me to death and inherit my ant money!

"Okay, let's not talk about that."

Mom waved her big hand, um...it was a really big hand.

"Are you still working? Does the sun come out from the west? It's not suitable for a good salted fish. What kind of work?"

"Turn over the salted fish?"

God, turn over the salted fish... isn't it still a salted fish if you turn over the salted fish?

Speaking of the previous life, why is there no memory of your father and mother being jokers in your memory?

My special mother is holding back very hard now, okay? !

"You are really 'isolated'."

Ji Dong took out his mobile phone, searched for the latest news, and asked them to read it. Ten minutes later...

"Huh!"

"You boy, you have made a lot of noise in half a year!"

My mother squinted for a while, looked at her phone, and then at her son, as if she didn't believe it was true, let alone her "salted fish son" suddenly became famous~

"Entertainment?"

The old man's eyes lit up: "Isn't that why many female stars have been signed?"

"Ok?"

Lin Yi frowned, and took a few steps back in an instant: "Murderous!!!"

"Black Tiger's Heart!!!"

"Monkey Steals Peach!!!"

Mom made a move in an instant, adding all kinds of 'stunt skills' to her body, and a set of combos made Dad scream again and again...

After a long time, it finally stopped.

Mom clapped her hands: "It's comfortable."

"Tell me, what is your headache?"

Lin Yi: "..."

What's the headache?

Heroine and heroine!

He summed it up roughly...

"This is the script?"

Mom picked up the printed script and flipped through it. Dad also "resurrected in situ" and "peeped" at the side.

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