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"Pfft! After watching Kung Fu, I almost peed laughing!"
"Don't mention it, you almost peed from laughing. I went to the bathroom after watching it, and I didn't know what was going on, so I laughed out loud and pissed a shoe!"
"Pfft! So I'm not the only one laughing and peeing!"
"But having said that, what about the good martial arts movie? How do you think it's a comedy?"
"A comedy indeed!"
"There is also Luo Dazhong, who is so funny, hahaha, he has been swearing on Weibo for a long time, saying that he got a character that exploded at the beginning, but in the end... poof!"
"There's nothing wrong with it, it really exploded right from the beginning, right? Hahaha!"
On the Internet, almost every comment area and exchange area related to kung fu is full of laughter.
Martial arts movies?
Don't be funny, although there are elements of martial arts movies, who would watch kung fu as a martial arts movie?
No matter how you look at it, it's a comedy in a comedy, the kind that makes people laugh so hard that they can't stop!
"Actually, I have a question."
"That is, every time Brother Chen hooks his fingers, how does his pony know what he wants?"
"For example, he wants a gun, but his subordinates give him a cigarette. Isn't it embarrassing?"
"You ask me, who do I ask?"
"Couldn't it be telepathy? For example, if the two of you have any emotions beyond ordinary people..."
"Pfft...but then again, haven't you noticed?"
"Notice what?"
"The charterer is such a scam!!! Playing the male lead by myself, there are so many scenes, Xue Yao is also the female lead, it's fine, but the problem is, there's not even a single line!"
"Have you ever seen such a cheater? It's just too cheating?"
"It's indeed a scam. This scammer is invincible. Even the charter woman dares to bully like this. Pfft... I really doubt that he will be kicked out of bed at night."
"I don't know if I kicked her out of bed or not, but I know... Oh my god, what kind of fairy face is a charter woman? She doesn't have a single line, but she's so beautiful that I can't forget it..."
"Well, have you learned the ax dance?"
"I want to learn more about the Toad Kung Fu."
"Hey...you have such a strong taste!!!"
The communication among netizens is unprecedentedly enthusiastic, and the comments are almost all positive. Occasionally, some unidentified negative comments are quickly submerged in everyone's "saliva".
Ratings have been rising all the way.
Ye Bei at five past eight?
Sorry, kung fu nine points! ! !
And the film critics who 'worked overtime' also published their own film reviews one after another.
Geng Zhi: "I wanted to blow my mind and write the film reviews of all the blockbuster films of this Spring Festival within three days, but in order not to affect my fairness, I planned to watch the films one by one from the least popular.
Therefore, I dragged my friends to buy movie tickets for "Kung Fu" early (it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I really can't buy them, and the screening rate is too low)!
About three hours ago, I took my dinner guy and started going to the movies with a 'critical' lens.
After all, Xinyu Entertainment is a 'newcomer' in the entertainment industry. Although Lin Yi, the charterer, has had works before, they are only big online.
Other actors... Most of them are also "unknown people". The most famous Zhang Xiaolong has also faded out of the audience's sight for five years.
Such a movie is named "Kung Fu" very straightforwardly. To me personally, it really doesn't have much appeal.
But with the help of Xunteng, and the investment of more than [-] million yuan... At least it is worth watching, and if it is a big deal, it will be a complaint.
But after reading it, I was stunned for a long time.
Looking down at the guy eating in his hand, he found that he didn't write a single word.
When I got home, I meditated for more than half an hour before writing slowly..."
Chapter 142 Let the bullets fly for a while (5)
"Is "Kung Fu" the worst? I haven't watched the other ones, so I can't say for sure, but I have a feeling that... Kung Fu will be the best.
why?
Because, "Kung Fu" is not just a martial arts movie, it is also a 'new' comedy!Note the new word!
Although "Kung Fu" is a comedy, it is different from the comedies that I, or everyone, are familiar with!
It's a whole new mode of comedy.
I don't know how to describe or define this model, but I know that if Ji Dong can persevere, he can definitely open a new genre of comedy!
Besides, let's talk about the plot.
The plot of kung fu is not complicated, it is a village in the city plus a gangster, and a story of "martial arts" is involved.
But maybe most people didn't pay attention to one question, that is... what's the name of the protagonist?
Regardless of the male lead or the female lead, do they have a name?
An uncomplicated story, a pair of unnamed male and female protagonists, and even the heroine has not even spoken a line.
However, such a movie has become a classic in my heart, even... a masterpiece!
Besides that, special effects...
Ashamed to say, as a guy who relies on his career as a film critic, I almost think that this movie has no special effects.
Because the special effects are so well done and so real, at first glance, you will think that it is real, not special effects.
My name is Geng Zhi, and I live up to my name.
Those who are familiar with me should know that my film reviews have always been objective.
But this time, I have to bring some subjective opinions.
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