Be a boss by collecting rent

Lin Yi was taken aback.

Immediately, Xue Yao handed over the phone.

"I bought a BMW, how do I show off in a low-key manner?"

This is a question, the hottest topic on Weibo recently. Many local tyrants and celebrities have participated in it, and the answers are also varied.

There are also many fans who are chartering couples to answer. Xue Yao just saw those answers and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"So that's the problem"

After Lin Yi saw it, he was also happy.

There are also BMWs in this world, but they are different from the previous BMWs, at least the logo is different, and the appearance is also different, only the name is the same.

However, there is not much difference in price and positioning between the two.

Especially when he thought of his previous life, he had seen similar questions and many powerful answers, so he was really interested.

"Look at this answer."

Xue Yao dug out the result of an Internet celebrity's answer with the most likes so far.

I saw what was written on it: "Of course I drove the car into the field on purpose, and then asked everyone in the village to help push the cart, and then each person gave a box of Huaguo cigarettes, so that everyone will know that you are doing well outside. gone."

"But remember, when driving into the field, you must find a good place, choose a good angle, and pay attention to safety."

"puff."

Lin Yi was happy: "This guy still knows how to make people pay attention to safety."

"It's fun, isn't it?"

Xue Yao smiled and said, "We also go back and forth one by one? Think about it, I will go back and forth."

"Don't tell me, I really have an idea. I'll write it on the computer and copy it to you after a while."

"Also."

Xue Yao blinked, had an idea so soon?

So, my pig is really an all-rounder now?Have ideas for everything, know everything? ? ?

So, more than half an hour later, the Weibo id was: the account of the chartered couple, and they also forwarded and commented on the topic of buying a BMW, how to show off in a low-key manner.

"As a chartered couple, in fact, our life has always been unpretentious and low-key. But since you have called out sincerely, let's stand up and answer. If the answer is not good, please forgive me."

"Note: Everything here, we have to put aside our identity as a chartered couple, otherwise nothing will be true. Let's assume that it is an ordinary person struggling in the city."

"The answer is correct: Tomorrow is the day I like to mention BMW, so tonight I forwarded a BMW news with the words: It's okay."

"In this way, there will definitely be people who can't help but comment, such as: Yo! You're pretending! Wake up and so on."

"At this time, I will reply in a low-key manner: Don't expose me!"

"Lay the groundwork for the next time you pretend to be aggressive."

"I was going to mention BMW early in the morning, so I sent a WeChat message to ask a friend who likes to brag. His mouth is the publicity trumpet in my circle. So, why choose him, you understand."

"Me: Iron juice, how do you turn on the automatic transmission? I'm afraid I'll be ashamed for a while!"

"Iron Juice: What? Are you still driving the automatic transmission?"

"Me: I'm going to pick up the car today, it's a little silly to have never driven an automatic transmission before."

"Iron juice: Oh, I bought a car? What car?"

"Me: Average, low-end car."

"Iron Juice: What?"

"Me: BMW, don't tell me first!"

"Iron Juice: Cowhide! Still so low-key!"

"Then with the help of this friend, my circle of friends knew that I was driving a BMW."

"But it's just a circle of friends, which is obviously not enough. Colleagues have to make arrangements, so the next morning, when I went to work, I was late on purpose. My colleagues asked me: Why are you here so late!"

"I can scold my mother: I'm paralyzed, I didn't expect to drive in such a traffic jam!"

"My colleagues know that I don't have a car, so they will definitely ask: Did you come by car? Did you buy a car?"

"I said: Yes, I won't dare next time."

"Generally, my colleagues don't ask me what kind of car I drive. After all, if my car is not good, it will appear that he offends others, but he will definitely be curious about what kind of car I drive, so I have to find a way here."

"For example, when I got off work, I pretended to receive a call to make an appointment for dinner. The place for dinner happened to be in the same direction as my colleague's house. I answered the call next to him. After I hung up, I would ask, I have to go to XXX for my paralyzed class reunion. Have a meal."

"Colleagues may not have reacted: XXX environment is not bad, very close to my home."

"I'll go with the flow: Oh, where is your house? Let's go there together!"

"We came to the parking lot together. The atmosphere was quiet and weird. My colleague was curious about what car I was driving. I wanted to see his reaction when he saw me driving a BMW."

"I'll break the silence: I'm paralyzed, the electronic lock signal of this broken car is really bad!"

"Colleague: What kind of car!"

"Me: Just a BMW."

"Colleague: Yo, nice car!"

"Me: So-so, looking at the batch of poor electronic locks, don't buy this in the future."

"So I sent my colleague home."

"Then the next day, it was a colleague yesterday, and I didn't go down to eat at noon."

"A colleague asked me: Why didn't you go to eat?"

"I said: I'm not too hungry, but the price of pork has risen recently, it's expensive!"

"My colleagues hurt me: Ouch! People who drive BMWs can't afford pork!"

"So other colleagues came over: I'll wipe it, you all drive a BMW!"

Chapter 279 The King of Forced Kings - Lin Yi (4)