Be a boss by collecting rent

"It's so funny. At the beginning, I pretended to be so powerful, and I thought it would work, but now it seems that it can't work!"

"I think Lao Luo got the true biography of Ji Dong! This is it! First general, then beat him up, look, he has completely fooled the mysterious person who called him!"

"Haha, let's guess who the mysterious man is?"

"It looks like there's more than one person?"

"Uh, that's right."

The caller said helplessly: "It seems that there is really not enough time, let's do it, then let's reduce the difficulty a little bit, Buddha jumps over the wall, you know? I will click Buddha to jump over the wall!"

Lao Luo stared, even if the other party couldn't see him, he still stared and said, "I said, aren't you still joking? It takes at least [-] hours for Buddha Jumping Wall to mature. You want to be hungry for this little time?" Death or what?"

Who knows, this time the other party didn't buy it.

"What's the matter? You can say anything, let me order it casually? Now you want to regret it? No way!"

"I'll click Buddha to jump over the wall!"

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When the phone was hung up, Luo Dazhong was stunned and regretful at the same time.

"Everyone, you all heard, Buddha jumped over the wall." He showed a smile that was uglier than crying

"I heard that, then what?"

Ji Dong was the first to raise his middle finger.

Convex

"You pretended to be forced, so what are you going to do?"

Σ°°︴!

Luo Dazhong was shocked.

He waved his hands again and again: "I'm just talking casually, who knows that this guy is really rude!"

"I didn't say, Xiao Linzi, who are you inviting? This is too foolish. Do you think it's too late for us to temporarily change guests?"

He showed a pitiful smile.

"What do you say?"

Lin Yi stared for a while.

Lao Luo laughed dryly and stopped talking.

Xue Yao's eyes whitened: "So what should we do now?"

"Let's see what Ziqi has to say." Tan Hong also couldn't laugh or cry.

Obviously, in the life he yearns for, Lao Luo has completely let himself go, all kinds of funny comparisons, even changing guests on the spot, isn't this funny comparison?

Are you having trouble now?

Just when everyone was expecting how Yang Ziqi would solve this problem, the latter smiled slightly: "Did the Buddha jump over the wall?"

"The authentic Buddha jumps over the wall, the time is obviously too late, but if the meaning is similar, it is not necessarily impossible"

"Is there really a way?"

Lao Luo jumped three feet high: "Haha, I knew it, our fairy can do everything."

"Shut up, you."

As a result, Lin Yi pushed the guy back as soon as he jumped up.

"Then, I will issue the task."

Yang Ziqi smiled and said: "You have also seen the situation in the mushroom house. Although the stove was set up yesterday, the firewood has bottomed out, so the first task is to collect and chop firewood!"

"What about the second mission?"

Everyone didn't think there was any problem.

Firewood is a must!

"Ingredients."

"We definitely don't have enough ingredients for authentic Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, so I'm going to make another delicious delicacy. Although it's not Buddha Jumping over the Wall, it's not too bad in terms of deliciousness."

"But to make this dish, fresh bamboo shoots are also needed as a side dish!"

"There are quite a few in the bamboo forest behind the mushroom house. You can divide the work and dig out the bamboo shoots."

"But there is one thing, the quality of the bamboo shoots will directly affect the quality of the finished dish, so in the end, whether the dish can satisfy the customers depends on how well you complete the task!"

"Understood!"

Everyone immediately expressed their understanding, and then began to divide and cooperate.

Chopping firewood, chopping wood and so on are physical labor, but

Digging bamboo shoots is not necessarily physical work!

Therefore, two-two division of labor.

Ji Dong and his wife went to dig bamboo shoots, while Lao Luo and the big devil prepared firewood.

During the busy period, there were also lots of jokes, and of course the dog food for Lin Yi and his wife was indispensable.

Finally, when the couple dug the bamboo shoots back to clean, there was chatter and laughter outside the door

"People are here!"

Lao Luo threw the axe: "I want to see, who is so rude, so dare to hit it!!!"

This guy rushed out first, and Ji Dong and the others followed closely behind. After all, you have to welcome him, don't you?

结果

As soon as Lao Luo went out, he froze and blocked the door.

"Why is there no movement?"

The big devil is strange