I created the world

The beauties in ancient costumes came here in high spirits, but returned disappointed, and left with a sneer.

Sun Dasheng huddled deep in the corner of the alley, watching her delicate back disappear. After an unknown amount of time, a slap came from the dark corner, accompanied by a sentence of remorse that was too painful to live, echoing in this remote and dark corner... …

"Why! Why are you... pretending to be aggressive!"

Everyone in the live broadcast room almost died of laughter, and there were dense comments in an instant.

"Hahaha, I've seen a stupid anchor, but I've never seen such a stupid one!"

"Stealing a chicken won't cost you a lot of rice. Now it's all over, and the money you get is flying again!"

"Wukong, are you still skinny?"

"You are the typical example of being struck by lightning if you can't pretend to be coercive. It can't be done, I have a stomachache!"

"Who can be as good as Wukong, who can show himself to death!"

......

Huddled in the corner of the cold and cold old alley, Sun Dasheng was sleepless all night.

Every time he thinks of the silver that passed him by, he has the urge to slam his head against the wall to death...

After finally surviving until dawn, Sun Dasheng was cold and hungry. He walked out of the alley, intending to go to the market to "get" two warm steamed buns.

I went there once yesterday, and it was easy to get it. It shouldn't be difficult to "get" it again, right?

As soon as he walked out of the alley, Sun Dasheng's expression froze suddenly, because he saw a woman who had beaten him up, a woman whose soul was still haunting her.

Chapter 585

"You didn't freeze to death?"

The first sentence that the beauty in ancient costume uttered made Sun Dasheng so depressed that he almost vomited blood.

"This little girl is here to see if I'm dead, what kind of grudge, what about..."

Sun Dasheng chuckled, "How could it be possible to freeze to death? A lady from a rich family passed by last night. Seeing how handsome I was, she fell in love with me. She cried and invited me to her house and arranged for me to live in her house." In the boudoir, and the kind invitation made me sleepy..."

The beauty in ancient costume was stunned for a moment, and said in disbelief, "How is it possible?"

Sun Dasheng said with a half-smile, "How can it be impossible, beauty, you are also obsessed with me. I met you yesterday, and I will see you again today. Could it be that you also want to sleep with me like that young lady..."

"You, fart!"

The beauty in ancient costume blushed immediately when she heard the words, and punched her.

"Hey, a gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't move his hands!"

Sun Dasheng was startled, turned around and ran away hastily.

But he was frozen all night, and he didn't eat, so his body was not only stiff, but he also had no strength, and he couldn't hide even if he wanted to.

Moreover, this beautiful woman in ancient costume is obviously a trainer, so it is not easy to deal with a powerless Sun Dasheng.

"what!"

Sun Dasheng screamed, covered his face and glared at the beautiful woman in ancient costume with grief and indignation, You said unconvinced, "Beating is kissing, scolding is love, punching and kicking are dating!"

The beauty in ancient costume had never heard such words before, but it was not difficult to understand. She just froze for a while, and instantly understood what it meant.

She became angry and prepared to teach this guy another lesson. Sun Dasheng realized this time, and immediately ran away.

"This beauty, stop beating, stop beating, I still have to rely on my face to make a living, lose money, I will lose money!"

"Tch, you are penniless now, what compensation do you have!"

"Meat compensation!"

"I bother!"

The beautiful woman in ancient costume blushed even more, and she reached out and pulled out a long sword from her waist, "Okay, I'll chop you up and sell you as meat!"

Seeing that the woman really came up with a sword, Sun Dasheng put his neck on his face with great joy, "Come on, come on, kill me if you dare!"

The beauty in ancient costume had a surprised expression on her face. Seeing that Sun Dasheng's neck was on the edge of the sword, and she was about to cut his neck open, she hurriedly took it back and said angrily, "You must be sick!"

When Sun Dasheng saw that the sword was retracted, he immediately showed a discouraged expression, and walked out of the alley without love.

The players in the live broadcast room laughed again.

"Hahaha, I failed to die!"

"Wukong, you can't use aggressive tactics, this beauty doesn't want to kill you at all."

"Anchor, this young lady has obviously taken a fancy to you, and she is also a violent woman. It's very easy for you to want to die, flirt with her, and then abandon her all the time. I guarantee you will die completely!"

"The idea upstairs is good, why don't you come up with a quicker one, it's a chest attack (funny.jpg)"

......

Sun Dasheng also glanced at the indecent suggestion. He just purposely angered this woman and wanted her to kill him.

But this little girl seemed to be a good person, even if she angered her, she didn't want to kill him.

Sun Dasheng turned around and glanced at the beauty in ancient costume, and really wanted to try it.

But soon, he thought of this little girl who came here specially to give money last night, so it seemed that she couldn't do it with such obscenity.

"Damn it, I'd better go make some money, or else I'll die of starvation, and I'll be ashamed to go to grandma's house!"

Sun Dasheng didn't fall asleep all night, not because he was freezing there, but because he really thought of a way.

Sun Dasheng walked all the way towards the busiest market in Tiannan Prefecture, while the beauties in ancient costumes followed all the way, as if curious about what this guy wanted to do.

"Beauty, what's your name?"

"What are you asking about this?"

The beauty in ancient costume had a vigilant expression on her face.

"We see so many times a day, it shows that we are destined, let's get to know each other."

Sun Dasheng smiled and said, "Let me introduce myself, my name is Sun Wukong."

Sun Dasheng's previous name was not this, but his surname was Qin and his first name was Shou.

When Sun Dasheng knew this name, he had already made up his mind that he must not reveal the name of his predecessor, otherwise he would be laughed out of his teeth again.