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The status of Deadpool seems convenient, but in the long run, it is still a hidden danger.Instead of allowing him to retain such an identity and be used by the US government from time to time, it is better to just throw away this identity and start a new life with a completely free new identity.

With the abilities of her and Deadpool, they can live a good life in this world, and there is no need to work for the government.

Shakola thought very clearly, so when she made this request, she said it very decisively, as if if you don't agree, then we don't have to discuss at all.Faced with such a request, although Maria was a little reluctant, after all, it was relatively rare to hire such high-quality subordinates as Deadpool.But considering the current situation and the possible threat, she nodded and gave an affirmative answer.

"Yes, I will take over this condition. As the vice president, I can guarantee that you will get the status of free people you want after the mission is over!"

"I hope you keep your word!" At this time, Shakola could only trust the government's credibility.She shook hands with Maria, and it was a deal.Afterwards, she asked Maria directly. "What's the task you're talking about? You can tell me now. After all, we're considered our own people now, so there's no need to hide when we treat our own people!"

"Don't worry, the staffing of our team is not full yet. After I find all the people, I will tell you the mission together!"

Maria, who didn't intend to spend much time talking, set her sights on Deadpool who had just recovered from the domestic violence.She knew that Deadpool had a wide network of contacts, so she simply blamed him for the follow-up personnel issues.

"Mr. Wilson, I need a group of elite personnel who can carry out secret missions and even attack the opponent to a certain extent at critical times. I know you have a lot of friends, so do you have any suitable candidates to introduce to me?"

"It's impossible to introduce them to you. As long as you have a backbone, you are definitely not willing to be a dog leg of the government. Don't look at me, I am an exception"

Holding his head, Deadpool, who was correcting his spine, gave a helpless answer very bluntly.As for this, Maria squinted her eyes, and then said to him.

"Everyone is 20, not included in the debt, how about it?"

"Wait, I'll find the phone. I know a whole squad full of people, I promise, they'll make you happy!"

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"Let me introduce, my dear sir. This is my good friend, you can call him Weasel. He is a very good broker, and you can find all the candidates you want through him!"

In line with the principle of not letting the fat and water flow to outsiders, Deadpool called his best friend to get involved.He felt that the price offered by the government was good, and he would give 20 yuan to find a qualified man. It was clear that he had been taken advantage of by sending him to his door.

But he obviously ignored the thoughts of his friends.As a mercenary broker, Weasel would rather deal with those mercenaries who want to pay on credit even for a glass of beer than do business with a powerful group like the government at all.

Out of his trust in Deadpool, he ran over when he heard that Deadpool had a big business coming to his door.But when he saw that the so-called big business was dealing with the government, and the government figure who appeared in front of him was actually Maria Hill, a big figure who usually appeared on the news, his legs were weak, and his heart felt weak. is trembling.

He didn't have the courage to turn his face in public and walk away.He knew very well that as long as he dared to slap the government in the face like this, people from the fbi would be able to peel off his skin without waiting long.But let him just accept the government's order, and he is not so willing in his heart.

If you think about it with your ass, you know how troublesome it is for the government to rely on outsiders to solve things.Maybe it's the same as the butt wipes after getting a large size. When the task is completed, if you don't even bother to look at it, the participants and insiders will be disappeared.

Weasel certainly didn't want to be on the government's missing list for no reason, but he couldn't get away without an excuse.So he could only vent his anger on Deadpool.

"Wade, you bastard with assholes and sores! That's what you told me, you can make $20 a good business by introducing a person? Why don't you tell me that this business is dealing with the government? If I Knowing that this job is dealing with people from the government, I swear, even if you alone give me [-] or [-] yuan in benefits, I will never come here! This is simply a joke about my life!"

"Take it easy, man, it's not as bad as you think!"

Holding his friend's shoulders, Deadpool began to calm his emotions.

"You can see me, I've done a lot of dirty work for the government, but I'm still alive and well? You have to trust me, man. With the relationship between the two of us, I'm not going to lead you to the fire pit .And besides, we've known each other for so long, when did I ever lie to you?"

Deadpool was full of confidence, and the broker Weasel, who had always been very realistic, sighed and spoke in detail about his attitude.

"Wade. We have known each other for more than ten years. Please don't insult my IQ with such words that lie to children, okay?"

"Let's not talk about the distance, let's talk about the things in recent years. Last week, you bought people in the bar to drink and spent three thousand dollars. I thought you were a rare generosity. Who knew you gave me It turned out to be a counterfeit bill! You used counterfeit bills to buy someone else my wine, just because that bastard said your ass is very sexy! Please, if you like to hear such things, I can tell you too!"

"That's fine. And last time, that was the worst. You told me that you have a brother who needs some fire support. I believed it, and opened my own private arsenal to you, let You take whatever you want. As a result, you sent the arms directly to India. Don’t you fucking know that the whole world is cracking down on the arms distribution channels for Hydra in India? You know, if I didn’t react quickly , get all the evidence against me, maybe I was found by the cia at that time, and then I was directly hanged for treason!"

"You fucking lied to me time and time again, and now you actually ask me when you lied to me. Wade, doesn't your conscience ache when you say that?"

Maybe it was hurt by Wade so many times that the weasel couldn't help but waved his arms when he said this, and spit a lot of spittle on Deadpool's face.

Of course, Deadpool has a hood on his face, so he doesn't care about such a small problem.So at the moment, he hugged the weasel tightly, and said this to him in a very touching tone.

"If you don't tell me these things, I'll forget all the bad things I've done to you. I'm just now finding out, man, that you have real love for Uncle Wade. If it wasn't for the fact that I already have a wife If so, I will definitely marry you!"

"Fuck you, Wade. I like women, and beautiful ones. If I see your face at night like a scalded avocado, I'll puke the hell out. And, Get your hands off my ass, especially your fingers. Oh, you bastard, how dare you poke it in!"

Weasel who dealt with mercenaries all day would not sound so nice, but Wade was already used to this kind of people's way of speaking, so he didn't care much about what Weasel said.Just because he doesn't care doesn't mean that others don't care either. For Maria Hill, who has been in a high position all the year round, the Weasel's words are really too unpleasant.

She doesn't like Weasel's low-lying accent, which is full of dirty words, and she doesn't like such a slippery character like Weasel.Especially when he and Deadpool were abusing and teasing each other like this, she felt that this group of people was a bit out of tune.

In any case, the task she was on was a matter of national importance, a major threat that Starks would keep their eyes on.She is worried about letting her put such a burden on this kind of character recommended by a broker who doesn't seem reassuring.So at the moment, she said to the two who were playing tricks with a straight face.

"Mr. Wilson. Did you bring me to this place just to introduce me to such a person? If so, then I can only say that I am disappointed. Because I don't think the person you recommended to me Can you provide me with any suitable candidates. Mercenaries who only work for money can't meet my needs!"

It is normal for high-level government officials to look down on these war hyenas.It's just that Deadpool, who is himself a member of the war hyenas, will not let them be buried.So at the moment, he refuted with righteous indignation.

"What's wrong with the mercenaries, can't mercenaries win the war? Don't forget who established the situation in the Middle East by the United States, it is our mercenaries. Don't forget who helped you drive away the British and establish The mercenaries of this country are also our mercenaries! I am proud of this identity, and I am also proud of this identity. If you don’t need our mercenaries, you can go to those so-called national elites. See if they can complete your Mission, complete your mission!"

Rarely, Wade actually said some inspiring words.As for this, regardless of how badly Weasel dismissed Wade before, but at this time, he still stood up immediately and firmly expressed his attitude of being on the same side as Wade.

"Yes, we also have dignity. Even if you are a member of the government, you can't slander and demote us casually!"

Although it is abnormal for Deadpool to behave like this, it is somewhat understandable.For a Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death no matter what, it is acceptable for him to provoke anyone.But weasels are different.Anyone who knows a weasel knows that it's a softie.He is a guy who can make him subdue immediately just by threatening him.But at this moment, he actually showed such toughness to the government he feared most in the past, which was something no one could have imagined.

The same is true for Deadpool, so immediately, he stalked the question in Weasel's ear.

"Dude, what's the matter with you, are you on drugs? I just yelled a few words on impulse, I forgot what I just yelled. I didn't expect you to support me at this time, but you would You were targeted by that stingy woman opposite! Don't blame me for not reminding you, if you are targeted by her, you probably won't be able to run away even if you want to."

"Shut up you bastard. I can't run away since you brought this gang here. I've seen CCTV and my bar is surrounded by the fbi. Now I just want to quit Impossible. In this case, I might as well continue this business. You also said that this is a big fat sheep. As long as I complete this business, I can enjoy it safely for many years! "

The two were whispering, and they were very experienced, and Maria Hill, who was sitting across from them, did not hear their conversation.And even if she heard it, Maria Hill didn't care, she only cared about some other issues.

"Well, maybe there is some truth in what you said. But in the final analysis, it depends on the individual's ability and quality. I can give you a chance, Mr. Weasel. As long as you can provide me with enough high-quality candidates , then I am happy to take back what I just said, and provide you with an intermediary fee that satisfies you!"

"Is that plausible?" When money was mentioned, the weasel immediately showed a veritable philistine face.He rubbed his hands, and said this to Maria almost impatiently. "Ma'am, you can trust me. You can tell from the fact that I am Wade's best friend. I have a lot of high-quality personnel. They may not be as good as Wade, but they will not be so bad. As long as you If I can provide enough satisfactory commissions and agency fees, I promise, I will definitely give you an explanation that satisfies you!"

The weasel didn't speak like empty talk, and sometimes Maria Hill had to admit that snakes have their ways and rats have their ways.Guys like them who are crawling in the gutter can sometimes come up with some surprising things.

She didn't intend to waste the precious strength of the country, but planned to find another way to solve the thorny problem in front of her.And now, since the weasel dared to make such a guarantee, she didn't mind giving him a chance to show himself.So at the moment, she nodded to the weasel and said.

"Sir, it's useless to say it. If you really intend to persuade me, then take out the resources in your hand and have a look. I only look at the results, and I only respect the facts I see, understand?"

"Of course, of course. I just don't know what kind of talents you need. I have experienced mercenaries here, from the Gulf War to the Iraq War. Of course, if you want to If you want to find those who have special abilities and can perform some extraordinary tasks, I can also provide you with certain candidates. But the price is different, it will be calculated separately!"

"The price is extra? I gave each person an agency fee of 20 yuan. Isn't this enough to satisfy your appetite?"

Although it is said that it has a certain amount of government funding power, it can write checks at will.But Maria Hill still doesn't want to be taken advantage of and slaughtered casually.So immediately, she raised eyebrows and questioned the weasel.

As for this, Weasel was taken aback for a moment, then immediately grabbed Deadpool by his side, and spit at him.

"Wade, you bastard. You fucking deducted so much oil and water from the middle. You only gave me 20 for a business of [-]. Why don't you fucking die!"

"Okay, my dear weasel, don't let others underestimate it too much. Isn't it just 10,000+ yuan? Seeing how excited you are, this is a shame for our mercenaries. Don't forget our identities. With I think, we are noble mercenaries, we don't care about such small money!"

"Small money, Wade, tell me it's small money? Do you know how much money you owe me over the years? Let me tell you, you only owe me thirty-two thousand four hundred and three dollars. Over the years , I didn't even have the heart to ask you for this account. And now, you have withdrawn 3+ from my business in one breath. Tell me, how can you have the heart to hurt me like this!"

The weasel was obviously not fooled by Wade's fooling. On the contrary, he maintained a high degree of sobriety in the face of money interests.However, the relationship between him and Wade has always been delicate.Because on both sides of the offense and the victim, he has always played the role of the victim.

Anyone who knows a weasel knows that.Weasel is the kind of person that Wade has cheated on me thousands of times, and I treat Wade like first love.Regardless of how powerful he is now, as long as Wade succumbs a little and plays an emotional card, he will immediately happily go with Wade as gay friends.