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The first thousand and thirty-five chapters of Modi's magic power is boundless

"Welcome, welcome to Modi's talk show tonight. I am your good friend, your good partner, your good mentor on the road of life, and the best gossip communicator in the world - Modi Raush. I It will bring you a night of endless satisfaction!"

Known for being serious and shameless, the popular talk show host who is enthusiastically called the old fairy of Modi by the majority of audience friends is already standing in front of his stage, and sending a message to the audience and the camera. His latest episode of the show.

"I believe that everyone has a feeling recently that they are all panicked. In fact, I am the same. Everyone knows that I am timid. So I peed my pants the moment I heard the truth, and then even I didn’t even have time to change my clothes, so I got into my private air-raid shelter. I remember I told everyone that I was afraid of death, so I built a small shelter for myself. I can live in peace of mind for more than a dozen years. Yes, I thought I could stay in my little shelter for more than ten years with peace of mind. Unexpectedly, I was found by my TV station boss with a whole demolition team yesterday. They demolished The gate of my house, and the wall of my shelter was removed. Then he actually told me. Modi, you are going to work, and you have a show to do."

"You know what my reaction was? Oh my god, it's almost the end of the world. I have to go to work?"

Being able to become the gold medal host of the TV station and occupy the most golden period of time in the entire TV station, Modi naturally has a considerable foundation.

He spoke wittily and humorously, and his expressions were natural and in place. He didn't make people feel uncomfortable, and he also had a natural affinity.Coupled with his serious speaking style, but actually quite shameless behavior style.It is very popular nowadays.

So as soon as he started talking, basically the audience present laughed out of face.Seeing such a situation, Modi first laughed with the audience for a while, and then rolled his hands and made a downward movement.After the audience was quiet, he spoke seriously.

"Everyone, everyone. I think everyone here knows what happened to this world. Two countries, hundreds of millions of innocent human beings. Poisoned by an evil conspiracy. This is the greatest disaster in the history of mankind , is also the biggest threat facing mankind. Although I am just a funny entertainer, I am also a member of mankind. So, before the show starts, I want everyone to see my attitude. And my attitude is, nine Snake, you son of a bitch, go to hell! I curse you, you insane bastards, I curse you. Eat shit, go to hell!"

The host of a talk show is not like a host of serious news.And European and American TV programs are not as exquisite as those in China.The show host can basically say whatever he wants, even if there are some indecent words, it doesn't matter.Anyway, a "beep" will be used instead when it is played later.

Moreover, although Modi said a lot of indecent words, there is nothing wrong with his position.No matter how much you scold Hydra, no one will say anything about him.Maybe some people will applaud!So he scolded without any scruples at all.

But just a few words of scolding is enough, chattering is not his style.And as a gold medal host, if you only know how to swear, it will undoubtedly drag down your popularity.He's not that stupid to do such a thing of self-destruction of the Great Wall.So soon, he calmed down the anger on his face, and put on a low and sad look.

"I think there should be many audience friends who, like me, have a deep hatred for this extremely evil anti-human organization. But I want to remind you that before you hate them, the first thing to remember is those victims More than 5000 million victims! It is conservatively estimated that more than [-] million human beings died in this disaster. This is the largest sacrifice in human history. There may be your friends, your relatives, and your lover among them .But now, because of the conspiracy of this evil organization, they can never come back to you again."

"I know you hate those damn executioners! But now, I hope we can comfort those innocent souls who died unjustly. Here, I propose. Everyone here, including the audience in front of the TV. I hope we Together, we can observe a moment of silence for these innocent people. Even if it’s only for 5 minutes, let’s convey our sorrow and pity to these poor compatriots.”

No matter what Modi thinks in his heart, on the surface, he has done enough work.No matter what kind of sad expression or his pious actions, they all have the ability to move people's hearts.Under his leadership, the entire scene was silent.

All the people bowed their heads in silent mourning, and some people seemed to have been hurt by the rumors, and they couldn't help crying at that moment.And this situation lasted for more than ten minutes, and it was considered a slight relief.But at this time, Modi saw the gesture made by the director on the scene, and immediately cleared his throat and continued.

"Sorry, everyone. Although I would like to continue this silent mourning. But time does not allow me to do so. So the silent mourning can only end here. Now, let's talk about serious things. "

"I think everyone must have already figured out who the guest we invited today is? That's right, this is the most popular topic nowadays. He has caused quite a stir in public opinion all over the world. In Here, I can say responsibly, I envy him. Damn, maybe on earth, you can say you don't know Tom Cruise, don't know Leonardo DiCaprio, don't know Scarlett Johnson, you don't know Taylor Swift. It can even be said that you don't know Mody Roush. But you must know him. The hottest superhero in the world-Earth Watcher Smith Week. Let us applaud this sudden emergence Superhero, let us also give him a round of applause for what he has done in the UK."

Modi half-jokingly elicited today's key figures.In the midst of the intense drumbeat at the scene, Smith Zhou had already walked in with a smile, and then waved to everyone present in a flat manner.

Unlike those celebrities who need to rely on audiences to maintain their acting careers, Smith Zhou does not need these audiences to be his parents, so he naturally does not need to deliberately flatter them.And it was this plain attitude that made everyone present feel that they should take it for granted.

Still the same sentence, today is different from the past.In the past, human beings regarded themselves as absolute protagonists, thinking that the world would not work without their support.And all people naturally need their permission to have a certain status in this world.Otherwise, it doesn't matter what kind of superhero you are, or what kind of president and emperor you are.If you are not happy, you are nothing.

But the current situation is not an era in which the vast majority of human beings become the absolute protagonists.The world's population has suddenly decreased by at least one-sixtieth, and this is only the beginning, and no one is sure that this will be the end.Who can you rely on the next time this happens to you?Government?Of course not, you can only rely on superheroes, and they must be powerful superheroes.Among the current superheroes, only this earth watcher who appeared suddenly is the most reliable and powerful one.

In the present world, human beings want from him, not him from human beings.This whole upside-down situation made his behavior a little cold, but it still attracted warm applause.And Modi, who is best at smoothing things over, is talking nonsense at this time.

"Mr. Zhou's attitude is very humble, which is different from those stars we have seen in the past. Of course, this is as it should be. Because Mr. Zhou doesn't need to spend money from everyone's pockets like those people to buy movies. Tickets and surroundings."

Having said that, he waved his hands exaggeratedly, and then bowed down to Smith Zhou respectfully.

"Well, please take a seat, my lord. I think you must have a lot of questions to ask you now. And I have found some of the most valuable. If you don't mind, can you give us a little bit about these questions?" How about some answers?"

Smith Zhou, who didn't know why he was willing to appear on the stage of this kind of talk show, heard this question, smiled mysteriously, then nodded, and answered in a refined manner.

"Of course. Isn't that what I'm here for?"

"Then, the first question!"

Putting aside the teasing and teasing sessions in the past, Modi looked at Smith Zhou in front of him, rubbed his hands together nervously, then cleared his throat, and asked loudly.

"Mr. Zhou, why do you want to save those refugees who are above the UK?"

This question can be regarded as asking on the point, and it can also be regarded as asking nonsense.Because if another superhero is here, the question asked in this sentence is equivalent to why you want to be a superhero, which is as nutritious as it is.However, because it is Smith Zhou who is here, he is a powerful existence recognized by other superheroes.This answer makes all the more sense.And it was precisely because of this that everyone, whether at the scene or in front of the TV, pricked up their ears, wanting to know what kind of answer he would give.

There was silence on the field, but the smile on Smith Zhou's face became extra playful.He just looked at all the people present, and at the same time, he looked at the camera as if he could see those people sitting in front of the TV. The deep eyes made people restless.And when his answer was spoken, it directly caused an uproar.

The first thousand and thirty-six chapters tear up the skin without scruples

"Why save them? How do you want me to answer, because I was born to want to save people?"

Smith Zhou didn't play cards according to common sense at all. When asked by Modi, he directly showed a disdainful smile.

"I'm sorry, I'm not that noble yet. In fact, if you really want an answer, you can only say that I am happy. Yes, I am willing to do those things on a whim. It’s like I sat here in a moment of interest, chatting with you with such unnutritious words.”

These words were simply unacceptable to everyone present.Because it has already exceeded the psychological bottom line of human beings.Just like many things, you can understand it in your heart, but if you want to say it, you must cover it with a fig leaf.Otherwise, you are not good-looking, and no one will make you look good.

And put this principle on Smith Zhou now, that is, even if you really think so in your heart.But you shouldn't say that either.In order to take into account everyone's emotions and your own face, you should also push a little towards those bright and majestic directions.

This is the principle of being a human being, and the necessary way to live in this human group.But just like Smith Zhou's attitude, he didn't care about it at all.

He didn't care about how many people's illusions were broken by his statement, he didn't care about the uproar in front of him, and he didn't care about the changed eyes of those people when they looked at him.He went his own way, and at this time he still spoke in that flat tone to everyone who was present and could even see him speaking.

"I know what you are thinking? You want me to be that kind of merciful and compassionate saint, the kind of noble existence who saves suffering and can even save everything. Because only in this way can you let go of your worries and fears. In the dangers and horrors of the world, I can find a goal that I can rest my heart on. I really hope that I am this kind of person. But who I am, I know very well. It is absolutely impossible for me to be this kind of person.”

"I'm not a pure and kind young man like Spiderman, nor a guilty atonement like Hulk. It's absolutely impossible for me to say that I saw someone in danger and went to save them desperately. Maybe the interest came, I will save people. But if I am in a bad mood, then sorry, you should think about how to save yourself."

When he said this, someone's eyes widened and they couldn't help saying "shit".And just after he finished speaking, a bolt of lightning appeared out of thin air and landed on his body, and then his whole body twitched and fell limp to the ground.I can't even control the excrement and urine in my muscles.

This situation caused quite a commotion on the scene.But soon, he was overwhelmed by Smith Zhou with his own strength.His method of persuading here is very simple, that is lightning.

Countless lightnings swam across the scene like swimming snakes, and the dazzling arcs covered almost every corner in front of the audience.No one dared to move, because even if they moved, they might touch those dazzling arcs.Although I don't know if these electric arcs can be fatal, but just looking at the miserable appearance of that unlucky guy just now, no one dares to step into his footsteps.

"Sorry, I don't like others to interrupt when I'm talking. And I still interrupt with such obscene words. So I wronged everyone for a while, and when this show is over, you will naturally be free."

Smith Zhou still said with a smile.And looking at his smile, everyone present felt as creepy as seeing a devil smiling.Among them, Modi's inner reaction was the most violent, and he was also the one who scolded his mother more fiercely.

As soon as the current sudden situation appeared, Modi was already cursing in his heart.From the planning of the TV station, to his agent, from the audience who scolded him just now to himself, and to Smith Zhou in front of him, he scolded almost everyone.And the reason for this is because he knows that Modi's talk show is over.

The invited guests offended all the audience in this way, is this okay?And I rely on this program to make a living. If I don't have this program, can I still live such a chic life in the future?Obviously not.

It can be said that Modi at this time has the idea of ​​desperately fighting with Smith Zhou.But he has not completely lost his sanity, and he will not make such a stupid move.Because the show is over, I don't necessarily starve to death.And if he is right with the superhero in front of him who obviously thinks differently from normal people, he doesn't think he can still see the sun rising in a few hours.

So right now he can only be cautious and keep silent.Even the previous verbal skills became silent at this time.It's just that he doesn't dare to speak anymore, but it doesn't mean that Smith Zhou can ignore him.This is a show, how can it do without Modi, an interesting guy?

"My question has been answered. Modi, is there anything else you want to ask?"

Modi really wanted to shake his head at this time, and then pretend to be a grandson like a tortoise.But Smith Zhou's playful eyes made him dare not have such thoughts at all.And the urging voices coming from his headset made him have to make a choice.

He is more or less used to seeing big scenes.So at the moment, he took a deep breath, and then returned to a superficially calm appearance. At the same time, he asked Smith Zhou a question that had already been drafted.

"Second question. What do you think of the power you have?"

"It's still such an old question!" Hearing this question, Smith Zhou seemed to be emotional, and then asked mockingly. "I don't know what you mean by asking this kind of question? Do you want to know about every superhero? Or do you want to find a reason for yourself, for example, you just became a superhero by luck, replace me I can do better than you or something like that. Or maybe I want to say that this is a choice of fate, a gift from God. Since you have been given this power, you have to take corresponding responsibilities? "

"If you want to know my opinion. Then I will tell you my opinion. My opinion is that my power is mine and has nothing to do with you. No amount of your thoughts can change this fact. Fate did not choose you, so you are not qualified to speak on this issue. As for fate choosing me, I have to take responsibility for such things. I can only say that I will be responsible, but I am responsible for myself. I have this skill Wouldn't it be more meaningful to pin your hopes on me who has nothing to do with you, and spend more time finding a way out for yourself, looking for an opportunity?"

This kind of unceremonious and arrogant words made many people feel angry, but they just dared not speak out.And for this kind of guy who dare not even show his anger, Smith Zhou naturally doesn't take them seriously.He just picked his fingers and continued to talk to Modi.

"Go on, Modi. Time is not wasted!"