The ultimate ghost expert

Mr. Ziheng said "ah", his upper and lower teeth hit together, his tongue was almost bitten off, and he flew backwards for more than ten meters with his mouth full of blood.

It landed on a ground of bird droppings, and then slid out several meters.

"I...Nima!"

Mr. Ziheng was lying on the ground, his whole body twitching in rhythm, trying to put his hand down to cover his mouth, but he couldn't put it down at all.

Shocked and angry in my heart, I kindly remind you, what the hell are you kicking me for?

Don't you kindly treat yourself like a donkey's liver and lungs?

I don't care if you die.

He managed to get up, and the bird feces all over his body stinks extremely.

Looking at the three heart stones, the red light has passed four feet, and it is still facing upwards.

In this competition, I lost again. Although I won Shuyao, it was useless at all. There was no difference between the second and the last.

He took a hard look at Muhuang, it's all your fault, you have to invest in it yourself, I remind you, you still kicked me, you deserve to lose.

Over there, Emperor Mu kept waving his hands, and his colleagues shook their heads, and at the same time, their bodies began to sway from side to side, as if they were sifting chaff, and they were extremely excited.

Be excited, and when the meeting is over, you will cry.

If you lose the competition, Liangjie Mountain belongs to someone else, and you have no way of knowing the secret you want to know. In the next 100 years, I won’t even come if you invite me.

By the way, wait a minute, this old guy gave himself three longevity pills...

If he loses, he will probably have to go back depending on his piss. I can't take advantage of him, so I will give him food first.

Anyway, this guy didn't dare to kill himself. If he lost this time, the world will know it, and others will of course laugh at him.

But everyone in the world knows that it is also my amulet. If I die, in all likelihood, everyone will put this excuse on Muhuang.

"Look at Mr. Ziheng, who lost the competition for helping him and was killed by him..."

As long as these words come out, most of these demon spirits in the spiritual realm will believe more than half, which will be a great loss to Mu Huang's reputation.

So he dared not kill himself.

Thinking of this, Mr. Ziheng shook his head while controlling his arm to put down.

This is really difficult. I wanted to put down my raised arm, but I actually used my old nose strength. With such a small movement, I was so tired that I was sweating.

And it took quite a while.

Trembling, he took out the vial from his chest... and unscrewed the cap.

A fresh fragrance came out immediately.

Everyone else was immersed in a crazy mood, no one noticed at all, Mr. Ziheng laughed secretly, you guys dance, I eat first...

This thing is a good thing, after passing this village, there is no such shop!

It's just that this hand is too difficult to control.

Mr. Ziheng gritted his teeth, lifted the bottle with great perseverance, and poured the elixir into his mouth with his head raised.

At this moment, a heavy drum sounded.

Mr. Ziheng shook his arm violently, and he was about to lose control, and then the three pills inside fell out of the bottle at once.

shit...

Mr. Ziheng was taken aback and wanted to open his mouth to answer.

However, the shaking was too strong, and his head was not stable.

Two of the three pills fell on the forehead, and rolled directly onto the dance floor, giving people a big kick, leaving no residue left.

The other fell into the nostril.

Nima, fortunately there is still one, this is a great fortune among misfortunes...

I didn't expect my nose to itch.

Mr. Ziheng turned pale with fright, this sneeze cannot be sneezed, I can't bear it...

But how can this thing stand it?

So Mr. Ziheng let out a "choo", and the Shouyuan Pill flew out.

Just at this moment, Mu Huang turned around to see what this guy was doing with his arms and legs dancing in a weird pose...

As soon as he turned his head, a green round object the size of a finger flew over and hit his face directly!

Chapter 1035 I'll Kill You

you sir!

Mu Huang shut himself up on the spot, this old man must be crazy, he dared to fight Lao Tzu.

After taking a closer look, Mu Huang's face turned dark immediately.

Which bullet landed on the face and landed on the ground, the green elixir was the longevity elixir that he had painstakingly refined.

The material for this thing is very difficult to find, especially the main ingredient, Yanshou fruit, which blooms every 200 years and bears fruit every year on both sides. It takes 200 years to mature, and each time it matures for only one hour or three quarters. for dust.

How much time and effort I spent on this longevity fruit, I only refined seven in total.

For this Three Emperors Competition, I paid three coins to invite Mr. Ziheng.

It's good for you, you don't need to eat it, but you actually hit me with the longevity pill.

Just as he was about to pick it up, he saw Mr. Ziheng pounced on him, landed in front of the elixir, stretched out his hand, and touched the elixir into the dance floor with his fingers.

This is great, there are dozens of people jumping and jumping, who will pay attention to their feet.

In an instant, the longevity pill was trampled to pieces and turned into powder.

"My longevity pill!" Mr. Ziheng screamed!

Your second uncle, you are still called so miserable, do you know how much effort I have wasted in order to make alchemy?You still have the face to scream, I'll beat you to death!

Without saying a word, Emperor Mu stepped on Mr. Ziheng's hand.

Disturbing Lao Tzu to improve his state of mind, and then hitting Lao Tzu with his life-prolonging pill, you really have the guts...