Rebirth of the 80s New Farmer

"You have to explain to me clearly the relationship between Fahai Boundless and his love-hating relationship, or you won't be allowed to sleep."

"After the movie is over, why do you still care about it? He didn't lock you up under the Leifeng Pagoda. Besides, Xiaoqing even knocked down the Leifeng Pagoda and Bai Suzhen came out. Isn't this perfect? ​​Why are you still struggling?" of?"

"Because your reason is to fool me, it can't be explained at all, I know you are fooling me, so you have to give me a reasonable explanation."

Seriously, you shouldn't even come to this place, isn't it looking for eggplants without eggs!

Wan Feng put his arms around Luan Feng: "The problem of Fahai Boundless will be explained later, let me ask you a question: Do you believe in love?"

"Believe it!"

How innocent this child is.

"Really believe?"

"Of course I do."

"Then do you think we are in love?"

"Of course it's love."

"Then here comes the question, first let me make an analogy, do you understand?"

Luan Feng curled up in Wan Feng's arms and nodded.

"If one day I drink alcohol in a strange place, drink white wine, and get drunk all of a sudden..."

"Don't you don't drink liquor?"

"Aren't I making an analogy?"

"Oh! Go ahead."

"When you get drunk all of a sudden, you just don't know anything."

"Like a dead person?" This girl will cough if you don't explain it!

"Don't interrupt! Listen to it well, that's right! Except for panting, everything is like a dead person. I slept and slept. I don't know how long I slept. I finally woke up. When I woke up, I suddenly found something extra in the bed."

"A rat or a litter of rats!"

What kind of brain is this?I'm no longer a rat's den.

"It's not the mouse, it's a strange woman with no clothes on."

"You have a naked woman under the blanket? Ah! How dare you carry me behind your back..." Luan Feng groaned as if to expose the blanket.

"Hey! This is a hypothesis. Isn't your sense of substitution too strong? Isn't this a metaphor? Why are you so anxious! Besides, you haven't come out yet!"

"Hey! I forgot."

"Things happened like this, after a while, but one day you found out, and now the time to test love has come, what would you do?"

Luan Feng thought about it for a long time, it seems that using her brain is not her forte.

"You said you didn't know anything when you were drunk?"

"Exactly."

"Did you have that with that woman?"

"I do not know either."

"You are dead, you don't even know if there is one!"

"I really looked like a dead man at that time, I know what a fart!"

"It seems right. If you don't know anything, I decide to forgive you, because you are not to blame! You were slept by others."

"Really!" Wan Feng's voice changed due to excitement.

"of course it's true."

Wan Feng took a deep breath and calmed down.

"Now the first problem has been successfully concluded, and now the second problem is coming. After the incident, we thought it was all right, but because the stranger slept with me, she asked me to be responsible. What do you think you should do? "

"What do you mean you are responsible?"

"Stupid! I just came to rob me with you."

"Steal me a man?" Luan Feng suddenly sat up from the bed.

"That's what it means."

"Then she's tired of working, she dares to snatch my man, I can't kill her!"

It's over, this is the rhythm of killing people.

"Okay, I see your persistence in love, here comes the third question: Just now this is a strange woman, now suppose this is a woman you are familiar with and is very good with you, what do you do? What should I do?"

Luan Feng began to use her brain again: "If you are very good with me, why would she rob me of a man? Could it be that there are no more men?"

Where did it go?

"No matter how good it is, it's something that can't be shared. What's mine is mine, not even my sister, hey! You won't be with my sister..."

Wan Feng hastily covered Luan Feng's mouth: "How dare you, let your sister know that I won't beat you to death! I told you this is a metaphor, don't just look for targets in reality, do you hear me?"

"Cluck! I know!"

"Now the problem is over, and the conclusion is here: you are a woman who is very persistent in love, and you will go up and down for love. You are a very good woman."

Luan Feng was proud: "How is it? It's not bad to find a wife like me. I don't think I'm worse than any woman except that I'm a bit stupid."

"Actually, you're not stupid, it's just that you don't want to think about some aspects."

Luan Feng was very satisfied: "Okay, now you should talk about why Fa Hai hates love."

Why hasn't she forgotten this?

Wan Feng began to explain the difference between a side and a whip.

"Hehehe, how did you think of it? Whip? Is it the whip of the little whip that was released during the Chinese New Year?"

"Correct!"

"Is it also the whip that the owner of the car waved?"