Rebirth of the 80s New Farmer

Zhu Yan saw Wan Feng with a smile: "You should give me that tape recorder too, right?"

"What? Auntie, you have to face it, don't you understand? I've already given you a house and you still think about the tape recorder? Alas! People are really hard to kill. If you want the tape recorder to get the money, I can give you the biggest discount. Otherwise Don't even think about it."

"Don't let it fall!"

"It's true that I won't give it. I'm not joking. Don't have any illusions in your heart."

Wan Feng really didn't intend to give the tape recorder. Giving the house was part of the reason. The fact that his name was written on the house deed that day made him very upset.

Before you know it, night is coming.

The lively and noisy bridal chamber began.

It is said that the more noisy the bridal chamber is, the more prosperous the couple's future life will be.

This doesn't seem to have much to do with science.

There are too many young people in a village, and it is not a good thing when there is trouble in the bridal chamber. Not to mention the trouble, there is not even a place to stand in the house, and even the outhouse and the window are crowded with people.

Of course, the stage of the bridal chamber will always be controlled by those extroverts. Yang Qilang is such a person. He and a few well-known people who can make troubles have become the main force of the bridal chamber tonight.

Zhu Ping and Jiang Xue were played around by these guys like two marionettes.

In fact, the bridal chamber has been going back and forth for decades, and there are only a few tricks, or hiding something on the groom for the bride to touch or the other way around for the groom to touch, or just licking chopsticks.

Those who love freely like Zhu Ping and Jiang Xue naturally want to talk about the moment when they sparked.

If you have a partner, you start to imagine how you should deal with this situation when you get married, and if you don't have a partner, it's just a matter of accumulating experience.

This stage is destined not to belong to Wan Feng, there is no reason for his nephew to go up to make trouble in his uncle's bridal chamber.

Luckily, Luan Feng is a daughter, otherwise she would definitely make a mess. Even so, she is the happiest of bragging, making some low-style harm moves from time to time.

"Let Zhu Ping and Jiang Xue kiss each other." Luan Feng booed again.

"Go, go and meet your little Wan." Someone in the crowd said something, and the whole room roared with laughter.

Luan Feng didn't blush at all: "Our parents won't let you see it, don't even think about it."

This is the first time Hua'er has seen what is going on in the bridal chamber in the countryside, and she is very happy to see it. Maybe she is not familiar with it. If she is familiar with it, she may go up and make a fuss.

Why, she and Luan Feng could urinate into a pot.

Chapter 392 Believe it or not, you can't sleep all night

Luan Feng's suggestion that Zhu Ping and Jiang Xue kiss was finally adopted. Under the earnest eyes and urging of everyone, Zhu Ping and Jiang Xue kissed shyly, like a superficial touch of water without leaving a ripple.

"This won't work, this is fooling around, at least you have to show the spirit of gnawing pig's trotters."

Yang Qilang was dissatisfied first of all, you guys are behind the scenes so vigorously, and when you show off your talents, you actually come up with this Xiaojiabiyu's style, which can't be tolerated if you are familiar with it.

Everyone laughed again.

But his suggestion was opposed by the old people, and a voice came from the outer room: "Don't be too strict, it's almost enough."

On the way of breaking the rules, some old feudalism will always come out to obstruct, so the road to reform has a long way to go.

Now that pro has become past tense, the next item comes up.

"It's been a long time, why is no one smoking?" Yang Qilang said in a strange way.

Immediately someone started offering cigarettes.

"What's the matter with you handing the cigarettes? Are you getting married today?" Yang Qilang was critical of the person handing the cigarettes.

"Yes, we're going to smoke wedding cigarettes today, and the bride is paying respects."

Jiang Xue had no choice but to take out a pack of cigarettes and distribute them one by one, and then struck a match to light one by one.

According to the normal procedure, the cigarette cannot be lit at all. It is strange that the cigarette can be lit when the person holding the cigarette blows air out. Besides, there are often evil winds blowing in this room, and a blow comes from nowhere. An evil wind blew out the match.

If it wasn't for the past of the show, even a box of matches wouldn't even try to light a cigarette.

Wan Feng, Luan Feng and the others stood together and huddled in the corner of the new house. He was short and couldn't see it, but he didn't plan to.

"Master... you don't want to go up and make trouble?" Li Erman swallowed the word "mother" when he saw Wan Feng's murderous eyes.

Wan Feng shook his head, and said that the bridal chamber was not big enough for three days, and even his nephew was not qualified to go up and make trouble.

"Erman, what do you think will happen if I make trouble when you get married?" Wan Feng asked seriously.

This little girl is like a teacher and a wife all day long, so she must let him know how powerful I am.

"What are the consequences?" Li Erman asked stupidly.

"I can make you sleepless all night, believe me?"

Li Erman shook his head: "I don't believe it."

"Don't believe me? Then listen carefully, I have at least [-] games for you to waste all night, and it's useless to make you worry."

"boast!"

The bridal chamber trouble in Liaoning area lasted about three hours, and usually ended at ten o'clock. Wan Feng said that he could make trouble all night and Li Erman didn't believe it at all.

"Hehe, listen to me one by one, I will tie a concentric knot for you and Jiang Wen to untie with your teeth, it will be enough for the two of you to gnaw in the middle of the night, and then I will hide a few small things on Jiang Wen's body to make you blind." Look for these things with your lips. It depends on my mood. If I’m in a good mood, I can put three or five. I have to feed Jiang Wen when I come out, how long do you think it will take? I still have five sons who are admitted to the imperial examination, looking for eggs, Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet..."

Li Erman was dumbfounded, where did this guy get so many bad moves?

"I haven't finished talking yet. There are still balloons to be squeezed. The couple's secrets will be revealed, and the real groom will be found... This will be more exciting. When the time comes, blindfold your eyes. There will be four or five men in front of you, including your partner. Touch their breasts to identify which one is your man, and you have to put your hand under the clothes, you took advantage of four or five men at the same time."

Li Erman's face was pale, and he hid to the side as if seeing a devil: "I'm afraid of you, you are really bad."

"So, when you see me in the future, you must maintain absolute respect. If you let me hear the title of Shi Niang again, hehe, you know, this one is also suitable for Lanzhi and Xinghua, listen to me!"

Lanzhi and Xinghua looked around in a daze, they were shot again while lying down.

"What about when you get married?" Li Erman was unwilling to fail and struggled to death.

"Hehe, I'm only 14 years old this year, do you think I'll get married before you?"

"Don't you have to get married even later, when the time comes..."

"What's going to happen then? Just your Jiang Wen? Will he dare to play? Besides, he is a generation older than me. Is he qualified to play or can you play? Alas! What a pity that even if there is a big hatred, you But there is nothing you can do, which is the greatest tragedy in life.”

Wan Feng shook his head and made Li Erman angry, but there was nothing he could do. What he said made sense.

Jiang Xue's arms were sore and sore, she finally finished lighting her cigarette and she was sweating.

"Are you ready for the next show?"