Datang romantic little landlord

Li Wangyou's face began to turn pale, and there was a feeling of nausea in his heart.

Before he could suppress the nausea caused by the harsh noise, something that left him dumbfounded happened.

Chai Lingwu drank so happily that he actually pushed the banquet in front of him, stood up and twisted his body, and started dancing.

This damn, not only has a sonic attack, but also a visual attack, Li Wangyou feels that his whole body is not good.

Li Wangyou only felt a hundred thousand grass-mud horses and beasts galloping past in his heart. He looked around, wanting to see if everyone despised Chai Lingwu as much as he did.

But I saw that this group of dandies actually watched with great interest... Yuchi Baolin and Yuchi Baoqi brothers both looked eager to try, ready to compete with Chai Lingwu in dancing.

Li Wangyou put his hand on his forehead in pain, don't these bastards have even a little bit of aesthetics?

In fact, this is Li Wangyou's seldom seen and strange, this is the case of the banquet in Tang Dynasty, even Li Er's feast for the officials in the palace is like this.

Not only Li Erhui danced wildly in front of the crowd, but also those important ministers of the state had the same virtue.

Under the stimulation of alcohol, a group of playboys ended up one after another.

Niu Jinda's son, Niu Zhengping, was injured in riding a horse in his early years, and he was crippled in one leg, so it was difficult for him to dance, so he asked the cell boss to find a drum for him to play for fun.

Prison Zhao was sweating profusely, and hurriedly ran out to search around, but he didn't find any drums.He simply broke his heart and called two yamen servants to remove the grievance drum at the gate of the county yamen and transport it into the cell.

When Niu Zhengping saw the big drum, he was so happy that the sockets of his back teeth were exposed. He simply took off the clothes that were in the way, naked from the waist up, and started beating the big drum like crazy.

Li Wangyou was completely dizzy, but let alone, Niu Zhengping played the drums really well.

While complaining about grievances, he actually played a strong sense of rhythm, which is very like the drum set of later generations.

With the sound of passionate drums, this group of alcoholic dandies became even more excited. They took off their robes one after another, bare their upper body, twisted their bodies, raised their arms, and twirled around. While dancing, they let out roaring noises. .

When Li Wangyou was grinning and laughing at the ugly dancing postures of the dudes, he saw Cheng Chumo scratching his head at him... Uh, no, he was waving.

What do you mean?Let yourself go to dance too?Help... Li Wangyou suddenly wanted to go home, the Chang'an county government prison couldn't stay anymore...

Being stared at by a group of dudes, Li Wangyou had no choice but to bite the bullet and stand up.Anyway, if you want to lose face, you have to lose face together. There is no one else in this big prison except prison head Zhao and the jailer.

Li Wangyou can only be thankful that the beautiful boss is not here, otherwise he would really be laughed to death by her.

Li Wangyou didn't know how to dance like a group of demons in Datang, so he simply went all out, and with Niu Zhengping's drumbeat, he sang silently in his heart, "My dad just killed him, just killed him..."

Uncle Psy's horse-riding dance, spanning more than 300 years, came to the land of Datang ahead of schedule.

Straighten your waist, lean your upper body back slightly, and spread your arms in a posture of "walking with wind"... arms folded in front, in the shape of "manipulating the rein", and at the same time, open the horse's stance, and start with the rhythm of drums Shake your legs up and down...

As soon as Li Wangyou's horse-riding dance came out, it immediately attracted the attention of a group of dudes in the prison. Li's young man's dance moves seemed very touching!

After a while, a group of dandies all changed to horse-riding dance, and roared together with Li Wangyou: "My dad just killed him, just killed him..."

After the horse-riding dance, Li Wangyou's alcohol also came up.

Excited, he simply snatched the drumstick from Niu Zhengping's hand, beat the big drum himself, and sang the song "Serve the country with loyalty" loudly while beating.

"Wolf smoke rises from the mountains and rivers and looks north

The dragon rolls up, the horse neighs, the sword is like frost

Heart like the vast waters of the Yellow River

Who can resist in the 20 years

The direction of the long sword

How many brothers and feet are buried in the bones

......"

After roaring the lyrics once, the passionate lyrics stimulated the disciples of the noble duke of the country to feel their blood rushing up, and they all started to raise their throats, and roared and sang along with Li Wangyou.

Li Wangyou became more and more excited, and the strength of drumming became stronger and stronger.

Finally, under Li Wangyou's heavy hammer, the grievance drum was overwhelmed, and broke with a crash...

133 Baiqi Division

A feast in the prison of the Chang'an county government has finally come to an end.

A group of dudes were very drunk, they were helped out of the prison by the servants and sent back to their respective residences.

Li Wangyou was also served by prison head Zhao and the jailer, lying comfortably on the brand new bedding, and fell asleep soundly.

In his prison room, Cui Zhuo had not only sent brand new bedding, but even the bed was moved in, mats were even laid out, and several tables were placed.

This is simply comparable to the treatment of a hostel, and even worse, at least there will be absolutely no guests sleeping in the hostel, and there are a group of jailers standing guard outside.

While Li Wangyou was sleeping soundly with a group of dandies, in the Liangyi Hall of the Taiji Palace, Li Er was discussing state affairs with a group of important court officials including his grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, and Du Ruhui.

In Liangyi Hall, only a few ministers can enter to discuss state affairs with Li Er, so their behavior is relatively casual.

The relationship between the monarch and ministers of the Tang Dynasty is not as strict and hierarchical as in later dynasties.When the officials went to court, they all knelt and sat in the hall. In the Song Dynasty, they stood and there were no seats.

But in the Tartar Qing Dynasty, there was only kneeling...

This is the so-called Tang sitting, Song standing, and Qing kneeling.

In the Hall of Liangyi, the sitting postures of Li Er and the officials were more casual, and it was fine to sit cross-legged, or even let the servants fetch it, and it was okay to sit leaning against each other.

Li Er belongs to the emperor who treats his subordinates kindly. For Cheng Yaojin and Li Jing, the group of founding generals, he neither burned the celebration building nor released his military power with a glass of wine. He can be called a generous emperor.

When everyone was discussing state affairs, a servant in the palace walked up to Li Er's side lightly and whispered something in his ear, which made Li Er grin.

"Haha, Xuanling, Ruhui, you should listen to this matter." Li Erchong gestured to the waiter, signaling him to tell everyone.

The servant bowed to all the ministers before telling what happened in Chang'an county government office today.

When Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui heard that their son had followed a group of dudes to make a scene in the county government, they couldn't help but twitch a few times.

"Your Majesty, I am really ashamed of my lack of discipline." Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui hurriedly stood up and bowed, pleading guilty to Li Er.

Li Er smiled and waved his hands: "A group of young men, it's not worth getting angry. Why are they making a big fuss at the Chang'an county government?"

The last sentence was asked to the servant, and the servant quickly replied: "Return to Your Majesty, it is because Li Wangyou from Huxian County was sent to prison by Chang'an County, so they went to make trouble and asked Cui Mingfu to release him."

Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui, who were still a little embarrassed at first, looked at each other when they heard the servant's words, and they were not in a hurry, and they all sat back down again.

Including Changsun Wuji, they all set their sights on Li Er.

Li Wangyou again?Why was he sent to jail by Chang'an County?