Datang romantic little landlord

Li Wangyou wanted to ask Wei Shuyu what he meant, but he pretended to be mysterious and refused to explain.

When all the dandies were invited to the painting building by the handymen, the bustard who owns a brothel greeted them with a smile.

"Young masters, it's been a long time since you've come. The little ladies in the building miss you so much."

This bustard is actually only in her 30s, but in the eyes of Tang people, she is already old.

Bustard, that is, the old bustard.

According to legend, the old bustard is an extinct bird, and it is said that it has females but no males.

They mate and reproduce with other types of birds, much like prostitutes who are "as good as they can be", so they call the prostitute proprietress old-bust or bustard.

Chai Lingwu, Wei Shuyu and the others saw that they were veterans of the show, and they were also familiar with the bustard, so they teased and said, "Miss Yu, don't you miss us?"

"Young master, don't make fun of slaves, please come in, I'll call the ladies." The bustard named Yu Niangzi smiled coquettishly and led everyone into an elegantly furnished room.

He greeted the servants to bring drinks and food, and soon, a group of girls dressed up in fancy dresses and topless outfits filed in, almost dazzled Li Wangyou's eyes.

Datang's topless dress, in addition to the aristocratic women can wear it, it can be worn by these prostitutes who entertain people with sex.

Li Wangyou felt a little parched to the topless outfit that set off the white and tall breasts.

With Cheng Chumo's status and their status, when they came to the brothel and painting building, the girls who came out to receive them were naturally the best girls.

The young ladies in these brothels and paintings are only fifteen or sixteen years old, which is the age of middle school girls in later generations.

Cheng Chumo, these beasts, do everything they can to harm the little girl, Li Wangyou despises them in his heart!

182 Two little bees

When Wei Shuyu saw these girls, he immediately pointed at Li Wangyou and smiled.

"Qinniang, Lianiang, Xueniang, don't you just want to know the authors of these poems "Xia Ke Xing", "Out of the Fortress", "Hui Chong Chunjiang Xiaojing"? See, this little gentleman next to me That’s right, you don’t have to hurry over to see the ceremony.”

What he said made the eyes of these little ladies light up, and they couldn't look at Li Wangyou in the right way.

In modern terms, it is the eyes of fans seeing idols, bling, bling shining...

Li Wangyou was taken aback when he heard the words, why did he plagiarize a few poems and still have fans in this brothel?

Are these what Wei Shuyu said, his admirers?

How did he know that the girls in these painting buildings are not ordinary people, and they know everything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

The love for poetry and songs is no less than the pursuit of idols by later generations of brain-dead fans.

I have to say that being a poet is really a good job in Datang.

Wei Shuyu's words immediately made Li Wangyou surrounded by girls, all of them looked at him with delicate and adoring eyes.

"This gentleman is Li Wangyou from Huxian County? I'm so polite, Xueniang from my family. I love your husband's song "Out of the Frontier" the most. Would you like me to sing it to you later?"

"I've met Mr. Lang, but this slave is Qin Niang."

"Lang Jun, this slave is a pity..."

Surrounded by a group of fifteen or sixteen-year-old girls in thin clothes, even though Li Wangyou is considered an old driver of later generations, after being baptized by various island country love action movies, he is still a little at a loss.

"Ziyou, why are you still staring? Why don't you compose a poem in this situation?" Cheng Chumo also laughed.

Nima, Cheng Chumo, are you sure you're not possessed by Song Xiaofeng?

Li Wangyou rolled his eyes speechlessly, but he couldn't say no to a group of little girls who were staring at him eagerly with sparkling eyes.

Come on, let’s compose poems, let’s write poems, left and right are copying, anyway, you’re used to copying, aren’t you?

Picking up the wine poured for him by the lady next to him, he raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.

Li Wangyou shouted: "Bring a pen and paper!"

The poets of the Tang Dynasty wrote poems in the brothel, which is a standardized operation process, and this brothel painting building has long been prepared.

Immediately, a handyman brought paper, inkstone, brush and ink, and several young ladies helped him grind the ink attentively.

Li Wangyou pondered in his mind for a moment, and then decided what poem to copy.

He wrote as soon as he picked up the pen, and recited while writing: ""To the little ladies""

"Luo Sock Lingbo is born with net dust, how can I get a visit to my lover?

How can I get drunk with a thousand cups of green wine?A face of red makeup annoyed the murderer. "

He shamelessly plagiarized another poem by Li Baida, "To Duan Qiniang", and changed the title of the poem to "To Zhuxiaoniang".

This poem is not well-known among Li Bai's poems, but it is very suitable for Li Wangyou's situation and needs to recite a poem.

The poetic meaning is, you are like the Luoshen who walks lightly on the waves, and the dusty Luoshen, how can I get close to you?I really feel a little drunk with a bosom friend, who gave you such a beautiful face?

To put it bluntly, it was Li Bai who coaxed his sister to be happy and played romantic poems.

As soon as Li Wangyou copied this poem, all the girls in the room looked at him even more wrongly. Every girl felt that this poem was written for themselves.

This is great, the girls recruited by Bustard Lady Yu all revolved around Li Wangyou.

Cheng Chumo and the others were not annoyed, they were drinking and having fun, while watching Li Wangyou surrounded by a group of prostitutes and seeing his miserable appearance, everyone laughed.

Li Wangyou was surrounded by these delicate and soft girls, and kept trying to persuade him to drink.

There was a girl who was good at playing and singing the pipa, and began to sing his song "To Zhu Xiaoniang".

Those who are good at dancing also began to dance lightly, and the atmosphere in the elegant room became lively, and a group of dudes, under the service of the prostitutes, kept pouring fine wine.

Li Wangyou unknowingly drank a few more glasses, getting drunk, and actually started teaching the girls around him to punch.

"Two little bees, fly among the flowers, fly!"

"Clap!"

"Ah!"

"Dear!"

"Lang Jun, you are good or bad, don't count, come again."

The dandies have seen this way of punching, and they are very interesting, and soon they all learned it, and they started the journey of the little bees.

But Li Wangyou began to regret it, the picture in this elegant room is too hot and eye-catching!