Datang romantic little landlord

After a long time, Cheng Chumo swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and looked at the man with wide eyes: "Is your grandma a human or a ghost?"

Wang Ziqiao smiled: "How? One more chance? Do you want to continue?"

The dudes looked at each other, not knowing what to do.

This Wang family melody can even imitate a female voice who has only heard it once, so what other voices can come out of their mouths that he can't imitate?

Seeing that the dudes were silent, Wang Ziqiao couldn't help laughing out loud, feeling that he finally got his revenge after being so angry today.

After a while, let my family do the same thing, throw Li Wangyou out of Chang'an City, and then slowly play to death this ignorant kid.

Li Wangyou took his time, drank the wine in his glass and stood up.

"What's the rush? Isn't there another chance?" Li Wangyou looked at Wang Ziqiao and asked, "Is it because I have to imitate this song completely?"

"Yes, that's it."

"That's easy, let him listen." Li Wangyou cleared his voice, and was about to speak, but was stopped by Cheng Chumo.

"Ziyou, are you sure?"

"Hey, brother Chumo, don't worry, don't worry, he will be dumbfounded after I finish singing." Li Wangyou said with a smile.

He wiggles and twists his neck, time to show off his real skills!

"A long, long time ago, a giant dragon suddenly appeared, brought disaster and took away the princess and disappeared. The kingdom is very dangerous..."

Li Wangyou sang this song, but the dandies couldn't help frowning.Although the tune is weird, there is nothing difficult, right?

Wang Ziqiao was even more relieved. It was not difficult for his family to imitate this kind of singing.

The dudes frowned, and when Wang Ziqiao and the others grinned, they heard Li Wangyou suddenly change the lyrics: "The king was very happy and asked his name. The young man thought about it, and he said: 'Your Majesty, my name is Dalabang. Debedip Tobiruon, do it again, Dalabong Baban Debedib Tobiruon', 'Isn't it, Dalabonbaban Debedib Tobiruon', 'Yes, yes, Dalabangbabande Bedib Tobiruon'..."

This...special...what...is...what...what...a ghost?

Wang Ziqiao couldn't help but grow his mouth big, staring stupidly at Li Wangyou who was still singing, and the sweat beads on the face of the relaxed-looking song beside him were about to fall.

What is this bastard from the Li family singing?

Li Wangyou sang while snickering in his heart.

The song he sang is called "Dalabang", which is a song sung by the later virtual singer Luo Tianyi.

The melody of this song is very brainwashing, but I can never remember the lyrics!

The lyrics of Dalabangba's song are simply magical. When Li Wangyou heard this song for the first time, he was completely stupefied.

In order to learn this song, Li Wangyou spent a whole week memorizing the lyrics alone.

He didn't memorize the lyrics of this song in idleness, but to pretend to be aggressive.

Back then when he was going to attend the company's annual meeting, Li Wangyou tried his best to learn this song in order to impress the audience and show his face in front of the beautiful boss.

After Li Wangyou sang it one time, he showed eight white teeth to Wang Ziqiao: "Come on, let your family use ventriloquism to imitate my songs."

In the elegant room, the dandies were dumbfounded, and the singers were also dumbfounded.

Wang Ziqiao is even more sluggish, imitating your sister!

186 Datang cadres go to the countryside

Wang Ziqiao's face twitched, he really wanted to grab Li Wangyou's collar and spit on his face, what the fuck is this also a song?

He glanced at the same sluggish song beside him, and knew that he must not be able to imitate this song with ventriloquist.

"Hmph! Let's go!" Wang Ziqiao knew that he had failed again in this gambling fight, so he pulled his face, turned around and prepared to leave.

"Wait, Wang, did you forget something?" Cheng Chumo shouted: "Don't forget, you said it yourself, salute and avoid it! Now you can salute and get out!"

"You!" Wang Ziqiao glared at Cheng Chumo with red eyes.

"What? As the son of the Wang family in Taiyuan, are you going to give up the lottery of gambling? Tsk tsk, what are the five surnames and seven wangs? It's just an exaggerated name." Not forgiving.

Wang Ziqiao's face was flushed from holding back, his fists were clenched tightly, and his nails were almost embedded in his flesh.

He didn't say anything, he just bowed to Li Wangyou and bent slightly, which was regarded as a salute.

Afterwards, he didn't say a word, didn't even say hello to Lu Siyang and the others, and left the brothel and painting building directly with the Wang family's trilogy.

Wang Ziqiao only felt that the humiliation he received today could only be washed away with blood.

These dandies don't feel that there is anything wrong with their actions at all, and they make thousands of mistakes, all of which are Li Wangyou's fault!

As Qiwang with five surnames and the legitimate son of the Taiyuan royal family, Wang Ziqiao hated Li Wang to the bone now, and he was only thinking about how to take revenge.

Lu Siyang, Cui Daogu, and Cui Hong didn't expect such a result, so they left without saying anything.

After they left, Cheng Chumo and the others laughed so hard that tears almost came out, they kept calling for wine, if they don't get drunk today, they won't return!

If Li Wangyou wanted to slip away at this time, it would be too late, and he would be force-fed by the dudes.No matter how low the alcohol content of the water was, in the end he closed his eyes and drank the fragments directly.

After this farce in Chang'an City, Li Wangyou was very honest for a while, nestling in Dingzhou Village every day, and not running around.

Winning the Taiyuan Wang's legitimate son may not be a good thing for Li Wangyou now.

He is not a dude like Cheng Chumo, who can fight against the Taiyuan Wang family.

As a white man, Li Wangyou still put himself in the right place.

So he shrank in Dingzhou Village, intending to avoid the limelight and rest for a while.

The dandy has been to Dingzhou Village a few times, and he wanted to lure him to Chang'an City for a drink, but he turned him down with various excuses.

Cultivate relationships with beautiful bosses at home every day, chat with Afro about life, teach Ma Zhou and Yan Liben, talk with Liu Shenwei about how to build Taoist temples, and life is happy.

In the third month of Zhenguan, the plague of locusts gradually broke out.

The thousands of ducks in Li Wangyou's house are also driven by the duck girl every day from the duck shed to the various fields in the village to hunt for locusts.

However, the locusts seemed to be inexhaustible. One day they ate up all the locusts in a field, and tomorrow the locusts would come out of nowhere and reappear.

But compared with those village fields around Dingzhou Village, Dingzhou Village is much better.Although the reduction in grain production this year is certain, at least it can guarantee that there will be some harvest in the autumn harvest.

As for the other villages, Li Wangyou estimated that if the government did not order the eradication of locusts, the plague of locusts would undoubtedly cause a major famine in Guanzhong Road.

Li Wangyou had only seen scenes of locust plagues in Africa on TV in later generations of that overwhelming locust plague, which made one's scalp numb and unable to look directly at it.

The locusts in the lens are like dark clouds covering the sky and blocking out the sun, and no grass grows wherever they pass.