Datang romantic little landlord

The ethereal voice came out again: "Li Shimin, you are the emperor of Tang Dynasty, you are ordered by heaven, get up."

Li Er was very excited, Daozu was really talking to him, Daozu really showed his holiness!Although he didn't know why Dao Patriarch manifested his holiness, he didn't forget the purpose of holding this Luotian Dajiao, so he asked quickly.

"Emperor, dare to ask, the plague of locusts is rampant today, but what the people of the world have done is immoral. Is the plague of locusts sent down by the heavens as punishment?"

"What is morality? The nature of the Taoist is also the nature of the heaven and the earth. It is omnipresent and omnipotent. It gives birth to the heaven and the earth, moves the sun and the moon, and grows and nourishes all things. How can you send locust plagues to punish the people because of what you, the Son of Heaven, have done?"

Hearing this, Li Er couldn't help but straighten his waist for a few minutes, and turned his head to look at the officials kneeling behind him.

There is a Taoist patriarch who shows his holiness and endorses himself. He sees which bastard dares to say that locusts are the punishment of God. It is caused by Li Shimin's lack of self-cultivation.

"Emperor Ancestor, dare to ask, can the plague of locusts in this world be eradicated?"

"Yes! The plague of locusts is the enemy of heaven and earth, and it will be of great merit to destroy them."

Li Er's eyes almost narrowed when he heard the words. Daozu said that there is no obstacle to exterminating the locusts. He just felt refreshed and very unhappy.

"Li Shimin, you must keep in mind that it is your responsibility to take the people of the world as your responsibility. A sage governs the country, upholds the law, and imposes severe punishments. He will save the chaos of the people and eliminate the disasters of the world, so that the strong will not oppress the weak, the many will not oppress the few, and the elderly will be able to succeed. , The young and lonely grow up, the borders are not invaded, the officials are close, the father and the son protect each other, and there is no danger of death.

"No, the people of the world will remember the emperor's decree!"

"Haha, that's good, I'll go." After Daozu's ethereal voice uttered the last sentence, there was another burst of fairy music, and there was no more sound after that.

On the altar, under the sunlight, the gilded bronze statue of Daozu seemed to be plated with a layer of golden light, giving off a dazzling light.

"Congratulations to the emperor!"

Under the leadership of Li Er, the crowd kowtowed three times and bowed nine times again, bowing to the statue of the Taoist ancestor on the altar.

Yuan Tiangang also came back to his senses at this time, and quickly led a group of Taoist priests to recite the "Tao De Jing".

Although Zheng Yuanshou and the others kowtowed three times and worshiped the Taoist ancestor nine times along with the crowd, their faces were all ashen, and their hearts were as if cut by a knife.

The Taoist ancestor actually showed his holiness, and he personally broke the locust plague as a punishment from heaven, which is the saying that God punished Li Er for not cultivating personal morality.

It can be said that Li Er was almost erected by the Taoist ancestor to protect his body with a golden body. From now on, no one in the world would dare to use the Xuanwu Gate to attack Li Er.

Zheng Yuanshou and other aristocratic families have already begun to think in their hearts at this time, whether this world really has nothing to do with their thousand-year-old aristocratic families.

When everyone knelt down to worship the Taoist ancestor, no one noticed that Li Wangyou, who had been missing before, crept out from a secluded place in the hall...

230 Your Majesty Shengming

There is no doubt that the Taoist ancestor's appearance is simply a trick played by Li Wangyou.

That day, he traveled through the Tang Dynasty with the beautiful boss, and the mobile phone of the beautiful boss was in the portable Kun bag that fell into Li Wangyou's bathtub.

And in the interlayer pouch of her kun bag, there is also a mini bluetooth speaker that Su Zhangqing usually uses to listen to music. When she and Li Wangyou checked the contents of the kun bag that day, they almost ignored it.

But even after Su Changqing found the bluetooth speaker in his bag, he didn't pay much attention.

After all, Datang has no electricity, so her mobile phone has been shut down for a long time and cannot be used, let alone this bluetooth speaker.

However, when Li Wangyou was thinking about how to make the Taoist ancestor appear holy at the Luotian Dajiao, he suddenly remembered Su Changqing's mobile phone and bluetooth speaker.

So he asked Abbot Xuanduguan for a hollow Taoist statue, and worked with Su Changqing to find a way to fix the mini bluetooth speaker into the statue.

The original sound of the mini bluetooth speaker is not too small, and the speaker is fixed in the hollow copper statue, which instead acts as a sound amplifier.

This is the same principle as when Li Wangyou used his mobile phone to listen to music in later generations, sometimes he felt that the volume of the mobile phone was too low, so he placed the mobile phone in a glass of water to play the effect of a loudspeaker.

The wireless connection distance of the Bluetooth speaker, after Li Wangyou's experiment, can be about ten meters, which gives him enough room to operate.

When Luo Tianjiao was in progress, Li Wangyou took advantage of everyone's attention to be attracted by Yuan Tiangang who was striding on the altar and chanting mantras. He slipped to a secluded place in Taiji Palace and used his beautiful boss The mobile phone is connected to the Bluetooth speaker.

When Yuan Tiangang and the others heard the sound of "D, the Bluetooth speaker is connected!", there was no doubt that it was the notification sound after the mobile phone was connected to the Bluetooth speaker.

The music that sounds like fairy music to Li Er and the others is actually the music that the beautiful boss originally downloaded on his phone.

If there are friends from future generations who also travel to this Tai Chi Palace, they will suddenly realize that this is not the theme song "Big Fish" of the movie "Big Fish and Begonia"?

As for the Daoist ancestor who manifested his holiness later, it would be easier to talk to Li Er.

It's just that Li Wangyou used the voice-changing software in his mobile phone to make his voice ethereal and ethereal, just like dubbing a fairy character in a TV series.

To put it bluntly, the so-called Dao ancestor manifested his holiness, but Li Wangyou used the high-tech electronic products of later generations to play a wonderful magic show in front of the Tang monarchs and ministers.

This trick is not worth mentioning in later generations, and even elementary school students can't be fooled. One thousand and three hundred years ago, it was a real miracle and an irrefutable Taoist ancestor.

Relying on Su Changqing's mobile phone and mini Bluetooth speaker, Li Wangyou pretended to be coercive in Datang, and the coercion was quite high.

Pretending to be Lao Tzu to show his holiness, fooling even the emperor Li Er to kneel down and worship him, it was very exciting.

But obviously such an exciting thing, Li Wangyou can only rot it in his stomach.Even if Li Er forced him to ask him later, he could only bite to death because the Daoist ancestor showed his sage, not what he did behind the scenes, otherwise Li Er would have to cut him alive.

What made him even more regretful was that Su Changqing's cell phone was completely out of battery and turned off after such a toss.

The mobile phone of the beautiful boss originally didn't have much remaining power, and even after being turned off for more than a month, the power in the mobile phone continued to drain.

In addition to the power consumption of the mobile phone when he and Su Changqing were at home doing experiments, the power in the mobile phone is only about 20%.

After he finished fooling the Tang emperor and his officials, the battery of the mobile phone finally ran out and turned off, which made Li Wangyou very sad.

Putting away the dead cell phone, Li Wangyou sneaked back into the ranks of officials while everyone was still in shock from the Daoist ancestor's appearance, and also showed a surprised expression.

Outside the Taiji Palace, Yuan Tiangang became more and more excited about this meeting, and worked harder on a series of scientific rituals such as Shezhao, Shunxing, Shangbiao, Luofan, and Sending Saints.

Due to the accidental appearance of the Taoist ancestor, the "simplified version" of the "simple version" of the Luotian Dajiao was originally extended to 49 days in the Taiji Palace under Li Er's will.

Li Er didn't waste any more time, he turned around and walked towards the main hall of Taiji Palace, and returned to the throne.

After the civil servants and generals were seated again, the atmosphere in the hall was completely different.

The former envoy of the Luozhou court who proposed to make Li Er issue an edict to save the people, now knelt in his place, his body shaking like a sieve.

Before Li Er could speak, Fang Xuanling came out again and asked Li Erzuo: "Your Majesty, the Luozhou court envoy is bewitching the public and slandering the saint. I ask you to remove the Luozhou court envoy from his official position and arrest him. Use it as an example to others!"

"Can!"

"Your Majesty, spare me, Your Majesty, spare me!" Luozhou Chaoji envoy finally howled, and at the same time turned his eyes to Zheng Yuanshou who was begging for help.

Regarding this, Zheng Yuanshou could only turn his head away, as if he didn't see the help-seeking eyes of Luozhou Chaoji envoy.

Now who still attacks Li Er by saying that the plague of locusts is God's punishment, isn't that courting death?At this moment, Zheng Yuanshou could not protect himself, so there was no way he could take care of him.

As soon as Li Er's words fell, the imperial guards immediately stepped forward and dragged the envoy of the Luozhou court, who was already limp on the ground, out of the hall.

Li Er looked at the envoy of the Luozhou court who was dragged away, and felt even more happy in his heart.This group of bastards from aristocratic families used the locust disaster as an excuse to try their best to block him, which made Li Er extremely aggrieved.