Datang romantic little landlord

"Ziyou, is your drink okay? These rough men in the army can drink a lot." Cheng Chuliang asked while putting on his armor.

Li Wangyou chuckled: "Unless they are all gods, they will undoubtedly be drunk, you brothers can rest assured. Let's hurry up, we will have to travel a lot later."

"That's good."

The dandies didn't say much, and with the help of Cheng's maidservant, they put on the guard armor, turned around and left the room.

The ten people went straight out of Lu Guogong's mansion, put on the weapons of the imperial guards, and got on the horses of the imperial guards outside the gate of the mansion.

Under the leadership of Cheng Chuliang, everyone walked slowly towards Chang'an City Avenue in the night of curfew.

This is a strategy discussed by a group of dandies, pretending to be the guards of the Zuo Jinwu Guard who patrolled the streets, going to the gates of various fangs, and posting those printed pornographic articles.

Cross the sea with the truth, steal the beam and change the post.

Quietly enter the village, do not shoot.

The fire guard who was left in the mansion by Cheng Chumo to drink, would not have to think about it for a while.

Even if Li Wangyou's Shaodaozi wine doesn't make them drunk, Cheng Chumo will keep them.

The fire guard who was kept in the dark is still at a loss. I don't know what kind of luck he had today, to be called to drink in the mansion by Lu Guogong's eldest son.

In fact, Cheng Chumo would rather be with the dandies than stay in the mansion and act.

But to blame can only be blamed on his own unlucky luck, he lost in the fist fight with his brother, so he can only carry on his "actor king" career extremely aggrieved.

But the dandies who pretended to be guards found it extremely exciting.

Even they have never had the experience of strolling on the streets of Chang'an City after the curfew.

What's more, it is not a small crime to pretend to be the guard of Zuo Jinwu Guard.If someone finds out, even they will definitely be unlucky, and maybe they will take off a layer of skin.

Li Wangyou was riding on the horse at the moment, and his heart was beating quite fast.In his later life, he had never done such an exciting thing.

On the inner streets of Chang'an City, from time to time, teams of left and right Jinwu Guards and Marquis Wu patrolling the streets passed by.

Those Marquis Wu naturally don't need to take care of them, not only is it not a system, but to the Jinwu Guard, Marquis Wu is equivalent to the urban management or police of later generations, and they are regular troops, so naturally they look down on those Marquis Wu.

However, the left and right Jinwu guards who were patrolling back and forth would ask for the password of the army whenever they met.

This is also to worry about someone pretending to be a guard with bad intentions.

If the password in the army is not matched, the copper whistle in the hands of the imperial guards will immediately blow, and the guards patrolling around will immediately rush to support.

But fortunately, this method of mutual identification is completely ineffective for dudes.

Who made Cheng Yaojin the general of the Zuo Jinwu Guard, and Cheng Chumo is the relative of the Zuo Jinwu Guard's pro-Xun Yiwei Habayashi Langjun, so it couldn't be easier to figure out the password for the night patrol that night.

Like this, the dandies rode horses and posted pornographic articles around the city of Chang'an through night patrols.

They did not miss any of the four gates of each lifang. Under the cover of night, they pasted pornographic letters on the gates of the dozens of lifangs in Chang'an City, which were close to the imperial city.

Even passing through the gates of the mansions of the Wang family in Taiyuan, the Zheng family in Xingyang, and other aristocratic families, the dandies did not let them go. They looked around and saw that there were no guards patrolling the streets, and then ran to the gates of the mansions and pasted those pornographic inscriptions.

After working for more than two hours, the batch of pornographic articles printed by everyone were all pasted up, and the dudes and Li Wangyou looked at each other excitedly, turned their horses' heads, and walked slowly towards Cheng's mansion.

Back in the Cheng Mansion, tied up the horses, took off the armor, and asked the maid to send back the armor of the imperial guards.

Everyone's tense nerves finally relaxed, and only then did they start to feel tired...

And in the side room, the guards of the Huo Huo had already been drunk by Cheng Chumo, and they were lying on the desks one by one.

For this plan, Li Wangyou even contributed the remaining high-grade sorghum wine.The guards of the Tang Dynasty, who had not been baptized with strong alcohol, were easily drunk.

It wasn't until the morning drum sounded in Chang'an that the fire guards were awakened by the servants in Duke Lu's mansion.

Seeing that after one night, he and others actually stayed in Lu Guogong's mansion all night, and the guards who were on fire couldn't help but panic.

Hastily put on his armor again, and was sent out of the house by the servants in the house.

The fire guards still don't know what happened last night.

However, when he learned that last night in Chang'an City, people posted notices humiliating the five surnames and Qiwang and other aristocratic families, the fire chief of the imperial guard seemed to have guessed something in his mind.

But he was very smart, he just kept his mouth shut when nothing happened.

Early this morning, not only Wang Ziqiao and others discovered these erotic texts posted on the gate of Pingkangfang, but half of the people in Chang'an City saw it, including the aristocratic family.

Those pornographic articles were pasted on the gate of his mansion, and it was impossible not to see them.

Out of rage, these aristocratic families dispatched their families to go around the city of Chang'an and tear up the posted pornographic texts.

But it was too late. At this time in Chang'an City, the Lifang where Li Wangyou and the dandies posted pornographic articles were already crowded with people at the gates, and countless good-natured people were "seriously studying" these rare Yan Wen.

Many scholars even took out their pens and inks and copied these erotic texts.

Some of the erotic texts on the doors of the workshops were carefully peeled off, and they were treasured by themselves.

At many gates, someone recited the contents of the pornographic text aloud, and the temperature among the crowd of onlookers suddenly rose.

"Who the hell is I!" Suddenly, someone in the crowd cursed loudly.

What he said caused the crowd around him to burst into laughter that all men could understand.

There is no way, that person who listened to this person's recitation and listened to Shi Geng was not alone...

Many people turned their heads and ran towards Pingkang Square, regardless of whether it was still early in the morning.

The Hualou brothel, which had just sent away the customers, suddenly ushered in a peak of customers again, which made the bustards confused, wondering what kind of wind these customers had come so early in the morning.

Due to the large number of customers pouring into Pingkang Square, these picture building brothels, which were originally closed in the early morning, actually started to have customers queuing up...

In short, no matter how furious the aristocratic families are, they cannot stop these pornographic texts from spreading like a raging fire in Chang'an City at this moment.

There are even some bold bookstore owners who secretly asked people to engrave these pornographic texts into books after the incident, and quietly sold them at a high price, and the business was surprisingly good.

Early in the morning in Chang'an City, when there was chaos, the instigator, Li Wangyou, had quietly left Mingde Gate and returned to Dingzhou Village.

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291 The Lost Dog

The aristocratic family was so humiliated that they almost went crazy.

In order to find out who was humiliating them, the aristocratic family almost used all their strength, but they did not find any valuable clues.

In Chang'an City, including the surrounding bookstores, the aristocratic family searched everything that could be used for engraving and printing.