Datang romantic little landlord

Moreover, the age of these court ladies is not known how much older than this group of dandies, even if they accept concubines, I am afraid they are not happy.

Apparently, this group of damned dandies just regarded the blind date meeting that he had worked so hard for as a fun thing, just to watch the excitement and have fun.

But after thinking about it carefully, Li Wangyou suddenly shuddered.

Many of these dudes, just because they favored Li Er's daughter, ended up not being happy one by one.

Not to mention Fang Junfang's last love, thinking that this guy's future wife is Princess Gaoyang, Li Wangyou looked at the Green Hat King of the Tang Dynasty with pity.

Not only did she wear a green hat, but Princess Gao Yang actually rebelled against her, and both were given to death as a result.

Chai Lingwu married Princess Baling, who was also a stupid woman. She conspired with Gao Yang and was killed.

Du He married Princess Chengyang, but he was killed because he was involved in Li Chengqian's rebellion.Brother Du Gou was also implicated and died in exile in Lingnan.

Wei Shuyu almost married Princess Xincheng, but the engagement was canceled later, and Cheng Chuliang later married Princess Qinghe.

Speaking of which, Li Er is really capable of giving birth. There are enough women in his harem, and he has enough children.Li Er also likes to marry the princess to the descendants of Xungui to win people's hearts.

But in Li Wangyou's view, it's better not to marry Li Er's daughters, as none of them are fuel-efficient lamps.

He was thinking about his thoughts here, wondering if he should warn the dandies in the future, and when he was thinking wildly, he was patted hard on the shoulder again.

"Ziyou, why are you in a daze?" Fang Yiai called out, "Why aren't those maids coming out?"

His tone was very similar to the words of the crowd urging the old bustard in the painting building brothel in Pingkangfang. Li Wangyou was so angry that he directly raised a middle finger to him.

"It's useless for you to call me brother, tell me quickly, when will the maids come out?"

Fang Yiai still remembered what Li Wangyou said to fool them back then, pointing up the middle finger meant calling her brother, she didn't know that she was being scolded by Li Wangyou again.

Li Wangyou was speechless: "It's not your blind date, why are you in a hurry? It's not the hour yet. By the way, how did you guys come in? Did you pay the money?"

"Pay? What kind of money? We entered Qujiang Pond, who would dare to ask us to collect money?" Cheng Chumo replied carelessly.

Li Wangyou was so angry that he knew that this group of bastards would definitely come in without paying, eating, drinking, and looking at the girls for nothing... Oh, no, looking at the maids, each of them has a big conscience!

Li Er didn't bother to pay attention to the bickering between these juniors. He noticed a few new dishes on the table where the food was placed, and couldn't help asking curiously.

"Ziyou, are you so extravagant? There are ice cubes under the fish cakes. Whose ice cellar did you get this from? It costs a lot of money, right? I think you only charge a penny, I'm afraid Not enough money?"

The fish meat mentioned by Li Er is sashimi, which is often called sashimi in later generations.

In later generations, when eating sashimi, ice cubes are usually placed under the plate.This is to keep the ingredients fresh, and the second is to maximize the taste of sashimi.

Although Tang people love to eat fish cakes, in the era when there were no refrigerators, it was a very extravagant way to put ice cubes under them.

Li Er naturally didn't know that Li Wangyou could use saltpeter to make ice, and thought he bought the ice cubes from some wealthy ice cellar, so he asked this question.

Li Wangyou chuckled, "Hey, Uncle, I didn't buy these ice cubes, I made them."

"You made it? Now that it's summer, how can you make ice cubes?" Li Er asked doubtfully.

"Hey, secret!" Li Wangyou didn't want to reveal business secrets, he also wanted to make a fortune with his ice-making technology this summer.

Although the Li family is not short of money now, no matter how small a mosquito's legs are, it's still meat, isn't it?You can't just let Li Er know the secret of making ice.

Li Er glared at him angrily, and didn't bother to continue asking. In the eyes of his emperor, left and right were nothing but small ways.

Stretch out your chopsticks, pick up a slice of chilled fish sticks, dip it in the dipping sauce and put it in your mouth.

The frozen fish tasted even more delicious, and Li Er couldn't help but applaud: "Good! It's delicious! The ice melts in the mouth, and it's delicious. Ziyou, you really use up your cleverness." These side-doors are on the wrong side."

Li Wangyou was speechless, can he still speak properly?

If you eat delicious food, you can say that it is delicious. If you insist on saying that what you have done is heresy, it really makes people want to turn the table over!

But for the sake of those wolf-like imperial guards beside Li Er, Li Wangyou decided to hold back his anger.

He asked the waiter to bring fruit juice and other drinks to everyone, and many ice cubes were added to them.This cold and refreshing cold drink made a group of people drink it up and down, and it was enjoyable.

Hmph, a bunch of soil turtles!

Return the emperor, despise him!

With a great sense of psychological satisfaction, Li Wangyou despised Li Er and the other dudes.

Everyone was eating and drinking, and when they were chatting lively, a bell rang not far away, and silk and bamboo music sounded.

It's time for the If You Are the One blind date meeting. Under the hot eyes of thousands of men in the venue, there are more than a thousand court ladies with graceful figures.

Thousands of beautiful women gathered together, and all the men present, except Li Er who was used to it, felt extremely shocked.

Even the dandies who are used to seeing the spring flowers and moons in Pingkang Fang looked at the court ladies in front of them stupidly.

Wei Shuyu couldn't help but recite "Dengtuzi's Lustful Ode": "Brows are like emerald feathers, muscles are like white snow, waist is like a bunch of plains, teeth are like shellfish, with a sweet smile, you will bewitch Yangcheng and fascinate Cai..."

309 Matchmaker's Words

Because there were too many people participating in the blind date, Li Wangyou had someone announce today's rules to them long before everyone entered the venue.

All the men participating in the blind date can't disturb the maids, they can only wait for the maids to take the initiative to communicate with them, and those who don't follow the rules can only be expelled.

With the deterrence of the left and right Jinwu guards with bright armor, and the men who are willing to pay the usual copper coins to enter the arena, they all have great sincerity. No one wants to leave a bad impression on the ladies at this time, so the scene is orderly.

More than 5000 men who came for a blind date gathered in groups of three or four around the high round table, staring at the court ladies with burning eyes full of expectation, hoping to win the favor of the beauties.

Since you can't take the initiative to strike up a conversation, then find a way to attract the attention of the maids.

So among the people present, some recited their own poems aloud; On-site painting for the palace ladies...

As for those who have a lot of family property, they naturally have their own skills.

Some took out gold toys inlaid with all kinds of precious stones and played with them in their hands; There are dozens of ingots of gold on the round table...

In short, in Li Wangyou's view, these more than 5000 men are like peacocks with their tails open, competing to show themselves in front of more than 1000 court ladies, which makes him a little bit amused.

But soon something happened that made him dumbfounded. Among the more than 5000 men, there seemed to be some strange "creatures" mixed in...

At the round table not far away, what the hell are those old hooligans with big arms and round waists?

Li Wangyou couldn't help but turned his head in astonishment, looked at a group of dudes, and asked in disbelief: "Brothers, is it my eyesight? Uncle Cheng, Uncle Yuchi, why are they here?"

Cheng Chumo's three brothers and Yuchi's brothers also had their mouths grown, and they looked at the father who was showing his muscles to the court ladies with a look of astonishment.

"What, what's the situation?"

"Illusion, it must be an illusion!"