Datang romantic little landlord

"It's a game, it's unrefined, I'm laughing at it." Li Wangyou replied politely.

The man in Chinese clothes said with a smile: "It seems that this year's Qujiang Poetry Festival will be Ziyou, haha."

"Lang Jun has won the prize."

Li Wangyou also wanted to ask the man in the fancy dress what his name was, but the man stopped talking, and after eating in two or three bites, he cupped his hands at Li Wangyou: "Thank you, Xiao Lang, for your hospitality, so I will take my leave."

After speaking, he got up and left in a cool way, seeing Li Wangyou's dick hurt for a while.

Nima, do you want to be so straightforward?I thoughtlessly asked myself for a long time, just leave after eating a free breakfast?

Come on, in short, this person should be a certain important figure in the Tang Dynasty, otherwise he would not have known his song "Xia Ke Xing" from Yu Shinan.

"Dude, settle the accounts."

When checking out after breakfast, Li Wangyou felt pain again.

Steamed cakes and Hubing are two coins each. They ate forty of them, five bowls of Hoto soup, a total of 95 coins... plus the man who invited a man in a fancy dress, a total of 400 coins.It is equivalent to more than [-] yuan for future generations, er, just a breakfast.

Li Wangyou now understands why it is said that Changan rice is expensive, it is not easy to live in a big place, the price is really expensive!

After breakfast, the morning drum is knocked three thousand times, and the door of the square is opened to go out.

Li Wangyou and the others led the horses from the inn and walked slowly towards Qujiang Pond.

With Li Wangyou's insistence again and again, the Niu family brothers finally did not carry bows, arrows and short spears, but only hung a long knife around their waists.

Just kidding, I took the Niu family brothers in full armor to participate in the poetry meeting. Those who don't know may think that they are going to rob.

Qujiang Pond is located in the southeast corner of the outer city of Chang'an, and the distance from Chongren Square is really not close, only twenty miles away.

Li Wangyou could only lament that the city of Chang'an was too big. If the common people in the city did not have horses and oxen to travel around, they would have to walk for several hours to cross the city.

When we arrived at Qujiang Lake, it was still too early.

Qujiang Pond flourished in the Qin and Han Dynasties and flourished in the Sui and Tang Dynasties.

In the Tang Dynasty, the Qujiang River was rebuilt, the Yellow Canal was dug, the imperial garden was built, the Jiacheng was built, the Big Wild Goose Pagoda was built, and a new gate was opened.Qujiang Pond has become a tourist resort with thousands of acres of water area and a famous Jinghua.

The aristocratic ladies of the Tang Dynasty used to bring their chariots and horses and attendants, bottle wine and syrup in Qujiang Pool, play songs and draw boats, and enjoy themselves in Qujiang.

Jinshi in Xinzhong, after passing the examination room, often go to Qujiang to hold a banquet in groups, drink and have fun. The so-called "Qujiang Liuyin" is known as one of the "Eight Scenic Spots of Chang'an".

The Royal Garden in Qujiang Pool is the famous "Furong Garden".

Li Wangyou didn't know where the poetry meeting was held, so he led the Niu family brothers to wander around in Qujiang Pond, admiring the beautiful scenery of the Tang Dynasty Royal Garden with weeping willows like clouds.

But not long after, Li Wangyou felt unwell in his stomach.

People have three urgencies, let the Niu family brothers wait for him by the Qujiang Pond for a while, and Li Wangyou ran to make it easier.

When Li Wangyou finished solving his physical problems and came back refreshed to look for the Niu family brothers, he was surprised to find that the Niu family brothers were surrounded by a group of scholars, making endless noise.

"Is this Qujiangchi the place where Qiuba like you should come? It's insulting to the gentleman! Why don't you get out of here?" A scholar dressed as a Confucian scholar pointed at the Niu family brothers and shouted loudly.

"The incomparably vulgar Tian Shelang deserves to come to Qujiang Pond?"

"Two ugly ghosts like black charcoal are not afraid to frighten the ladies."

"That's right, although Qujiang Pond can't help but enter, how can a farmer's slave come here?" A group of scholars surrounded the Niu family brothers and shouted.

None of the Niu family brothers said a word, Niu Yong held Niu Wu tightly with his one arm to prevent him from being impulsive.But Li Wangyou could clearly see that Niu Wu had already clenched his fists and his veins were bulging, obviously trying to control his anger.

Tian Shenu, the swear words used by Datang, are almost the same as the later generations who opened their mouths to scold "you farmer".

But from Li Wangyou's point of view, this Tang scholar really doesn't know how to swear.

The vocabulary of cursing is also too simple and boring, basically "animal" and "go to hell".

Tian Shelang, Tian Shehan, and Tian Shenu are the most popular swearing languages ​​​​used by scholars, or they call people animals, which is basically the same.

Seeing people bullying the brothers of the Niu family, Li Wangyou took two steps and leaned closer, and opened his mouth to rant at the group of scholars and scholars.

"Hey, you didn't have breakfast this early in the morning? You came here to ask for dog food when you were hungry? When you say that others are ugly, first find a bronze mirror to wash your face and then look at yourself. Are the wrinkles on your face correct? I'm laughing at you! The world is not as big as the heart you lack."

Li Wangyou's swearing with guns and sticks, and his cursing without swearing, stunned a group of scholars and scholars.

After pondering the meaning of Li Wangyou's words for a long time, a group of people realized that they were calling them dogs, ugly and heartless.

After thinking about the meaning of Li Wangyou's words, the group of Confucian scholars immediately jumped up: "Tian Shelang! How dare Tian Shelang do this! You..."

"What are you, you, shut up!" Before a few people could speak, Li Wangyou interrupted again: "You were short of calcium when you were young, and you lacked love when you grew up. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't love. The left cheek is twitching, the right cheek I owe a kick. When a donkey sees a donkey kick, a pig sees a pig trample!"

"you……"

Li Wangyou continued to scold: "You don't learn so many weapons in the Tang Dynasty, but you learn swords! You don't learn swords, you learn swords, and there are so many moves in swords, you learn drunken swords! You don't learn copper swords and iron swords, go learn Silver sword! Congratulations, you have finally mastered the martial arts quintessence, Drunken Silver Sword! You have reached the realm of the unity of human and sword, sword people!"

His series of hearty cursing directly caused a group of scholars and scholars to have their brains shut down, and they looked at him stupidly and didn't know what he was thinking.

Li Wangyou scolded happily, but didn't notice that there was a group of people in fine clothes watching them not far away.

Surrounded in the middle of the crowd, a 30-year-old man with good looks, extraordinary demeanor and a curly beard pointed at Li Wangyou and smiled, "Your mouth is too bad!"

044 Going forward?

Beside the man was the young man who had eaten Li Wangyou's free breakfast in the morning, but he heard him laughing and saying, "Your Majesty, I know this guy, haha, I even gave him a breakfast this morning."

The man surrounded by the crowd was indeed His Majesty the Great Tang Emperor, Li Shimin and Li Erlang.

In the second year of Zhenguan, Li Shimin was 30 years old, just in his prime!

Moreover, Li Shimin and Li Erlang were handsome men in the eyes of Tang people, with a curly beard, even Du Fu later wrote a poem to praise him: the beard looks like Emperor Taizong, and the color reflects the spring outside the Great Wall.

"Oh? Wuji, do you know this boy?"

The man who ate Li Wangyou's breakfast turned out to be Zhao Guogong's grandson Wuji, the uncle of the dynasty.

"Your Majesty, you know that my residence is in Chongrenfang. I met this son in the workshop early this morning. He was singing a song "Serve the country with loyalty". There was a battle with the Turkic people. So I went up to ask and found out that he is Li Wangyou and Li Ziyou, the immortal genius that Duke Yu said."

"Oh? This son is Li Ziyou? Yu Gong, is this kid who wrote "Xia Ke Xing" and "Shang Yang Zhuan"?"

"Hehe, it's this one." In the crowd, Yu Shinan replied with a smile and twisted his beard.

Li Er nodded, but shook his head again: "This son's mouth is really bad, it's not like what Duke Yu said. Those two poems were really made by him?"

Before Yu Shinan could answer, another minister came out from the crowd and offered his hand to Li Er: "Your Majesty, although Li Ziyou's words are sharp and somewhat informal, he has real talent. I also have a new poem written by him here." , Your Majesty, would you like to hear it?"

"And new poems? Xuanling also knows this son?" Li Er asked curiously.